I invite you to imagine a world without hypothetical situations, which is a hypothetical situation.

Confirmed! Welcome aboard.

Did I miss something? Weren't you here the whole time?

Star Wars aren't better yet.

.....a thumb war against Numb DK.
I hope your thumbs are bigger than your....well....you get the gist.

Good luck?
Make better Star Wars when this is over.

These three word stories are getting weird with all the numbers

Cease Fire Confirmed. Oh...was I too late? I mean Bonus....

No. I do not recommend recommendations. Nor do I read about reading.

It has been exactly 15 years, 26 days and 15 hours since my name was the title of a thread.
This marks the true beginning of my illustrious return.

Because people die and you think life is too fluffing short for this stupid bullfluff. Good enough? Too bad. Otherwise I'd have gone on and on with this unimportant fluff.

Drow and I have spoken. This is over for him and I as far as I'm concerned aside from the need of the community to stir up drama that has ended.

This is over.

You know what? None of this is worth it. People go to sleep and don't wake up ever again. None of this matters and you're all dust in the wind.

Know what man? Life is way too short.
I'm sorry.
Good luck in the coming sets and I hope to see yah out there man.

Nice job red

Thanks for the enlightening information, professor. I will go home and hit the books hard sir.

Oh thank you superfly with your kind words, ill try not to outshine you're contributions.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! You're hilarious.

Cry me a river doc. Ill build yah a boat.

New last post.
All of this is made up.
I don't give half the fluffs about any of this that you do, but it was a wonderful time stringing you along for a ride.

Toodles

Actually yes I can, your first post in this very thread.

Let me put it to you this way.

You are in paradigm. You do not war. You do not run kill chats. I have spent 4 of the most BORING sets I have EVER played in 26 years in paradigm. 2 sets back in the day, and 2 just before M4D. Exception being Doug's antics...BORING.
You had no kill runs. Kill chats. Kill nothing. I am not insulting paradigm, because you net, and I can't net. Thats why I was BORED to tears. I dont do netting. Power to yah. But it isn't my jam, POINT BEING, you rarely KILL and you're entire leadership team is liberal, so, its kinda....fluffy netting clan over there. Used to call em tree huggin hippies back in the 2025 days....

I have been in hundreds upon hundreds of war rooms, warchats, killchats, killruns, rushes, this that and the next thing since 98-99 until now..

WARRIORS of this game, ALL swear, name call, and label their targets or have in the past.

"kill that mofo!" , "Chem his azz!", "Nuke the "shiz" out of that son of a B", Kill the bi*****"

Never have I ever just said to you or anyone that I thought DarkMere was a b-word.
We were running a killrun against two countries. There were 12 Male players in a room together. target #1 I said "kill that mofo" and country #2 I said "chem or kill the b-word!"

A rally cry. Something I have done in kill runs since 1998. I did it that way then, and Im gonna do it now. I even HOWL at the end of a successful kill like we did in the old UCN WOLF PACK.

So let me break it down for you all even more since you cant figure out what part of this was a joke, and what part of this was kill run banter, considering I am still talking to Darkmere as a friend every single day since then....

"Don't forget to water your plants or they won't send back accurate information. What a rokkie move."
THAT WAS THE JOKE directed at Rokkie, who was, by my estimation, planted in M4D in the past, as during a cleanse of inactives, I saw his name just hanging out in there, and kicked him from our member areas personally.

"kill the b-word" - that was a kill run rally cry. Same as any other rally cry I ever uttered. not changing now. Don't care. Not my job to sugar coat the world for you. That was your parent's job. If you're feelings are hurt by me having a kill run and talking in my member areas calling for a KILL on a KILL target, using My words in MY kill chat, that's your problem. Not mine. If you wanted to act like an adult about it, dont storm off, just send me a message real quick, say you didn't like that I did that, And ill explain to you oh, i didnt know youd be offended, my bad, shes my friend, ill try not to do it again, its not personal, i was just trying to push the guys to hit faster .... But you had to take off. Okay. You all calling me childish but messaging me instead of running off and saying we were bashin her, thats kinda childish because it wasn't like that.

But sure. You're choice. But it SURE did made you look like you were planted again. Anyways....

I am unapologetic for my rallying methods. Get over it. Darkmere and I are friends. politically, we kinda sorta differ, but we talk about alot of things, EVERY DAY up to and including TODAY talkin bout harry potter.

Youre welcome to come look at the chat room if you like. It is unedited, and untouched. I aint got time for that little kid screemshot edit BS.


So suck it trebeck.

This thread is over, done, and I will not return to it. Good day, good luck, and don't forget your ovaltene.

coulda fooled me TAN.

ILL TOAST TO THAT!!!! CHEERS!!!! Don't let the door hit yah on the way out empy, you piece of carp.

I have a ton. Can I email them to you?

Thanks again drow and tan. I don't know what I would do without you.

ok buddy

Not my problem rokkie can't take a joke. See first post. water your plants. That is all.

The world is unfair. I will not change my life to cater to the sensitive offended kids of the schoolyard. You are not my responsibility.

Can't backfire on me. I quit.

Good luck finding my house.

I'm not longer a contact for m4d.
Redirect all FA to whoever else.

Whatever. It doesn't matter. it's over.

I'm not editing it. I said b***th once in the heat of a great battle ... I called u one. I called a couple others one for leaving too.

I defended you the first time we kicked out or our chats a few sets ago too.

If anyone wants to war chat log,... I'd be happy to share it. Rokkie. I don't give two fluffs about you. See yah

I spent the last two years standing up for everything that was right. Not cheating. Not calling people names. Most of YOU when other people were talking smack to you.

Stood up for BH, tisya, Doug, milk, Leto, dm, and countless others.

You want to hang it all up on the one time we had a hard KILLRUN against a formidable waller as I lead the troops through a long ass fight?

Fine.
fluff you. I don't care.

Hey darkies.
Sold off all my fluff.
Kill it. Open season.
See yah.
Mkr officially retired.

Okay. I'll resign. Hence forward. I am quitting M4D, MKR. And earth.

Thanks for making the return to the game as fluffty as possible.