In terms of lights, m4d, paradigm, im not going round and round. I told you what to do.
you are incapable. Therefore, I am done. I hope this fluff game dies

set before last - mkr did not exist. How can you say we hunted you? Oh, you all think MKR = LIGHTS =M4D = Paradigm =....

well. it doesnt. So eat fluff.

I just chemed all over your face.

Here's a towel.

Im going to take a nap.

Good one coalie! I love that joke now.

Blackhole, ONE single landgrab, is not an "attacked first". It's a landgrab. YOu could have taken your retal. You decided to AB MKR like 14 times instead.

So suck it.

all i see is wah wah wah, mamma i need my bubba....
Has been since like, 4 sets ago on TEAMS.

Which one of your accounts ? You have ten or so right?
Id rather give myself a papercut on my balls then continue this charade.

We really need to stop messing with natural selection. Most keyboard warriors should have been eaten by a lion by now.

I can. You're annoying.

I'm gonna let your network of discord cronies figure that out.

Round and round

Because he's smarter than we are, he doesn't argue with idiots like we do

Oh pipe down little cub.

Btw. If you did have an alter ego inside M4D, you'd see plain as day we aren't cheating. So another lie just to fuel your vendetta with Leto.

Shame.

I can field this one at a time.

1. Because none of his people were cheating. One guy on the teams server did.

2. M4D will not bow to mere words. Lights is still 10 strong. MKR didn't LEAVE lights. I just wanted mkr back. Nothing to do with teams or blackhole, Leto, or M4D or paradigm.

3. Milkman paid for his crimes.

4. Leto tries to talk to you, but your too deafened by your own voice to hear it.

Which means you should finally go back to your moms basement.

Here we go again.

Confirmed. CALI hit MKR first and called in DARK when he got killed.

I was just trying to help taunt them :)

Your father was a hamster! Your mother smells of elderberries! I shall taunt you a second time!

its MERELY a flesh wound!!!

Sure thing chief.

its best on dog s***

Funny you say that, I went back to look at years of MKR on teams that I was not present, and it was war after war, after war after war.....

It was the beginning of of the current political climate it appears.

I enjoy giving myself papercuts between the toes.

I didn't say it wouldnt help. Probably would. But I have to make two points...

1. I am not doing that.
2. There is no way, I am capable of doing that.

W......t.......f........ is that nonsense..........i ain't doin that. You can do that. I don't wanna do that....

SF, sadly, I lost the photo of you and that miniature pony....
Honest mistake. I cant say it was my fault for losing it when I set the house on fire because there was a spider in my hair, but somebody made it hard for me to find in such temperatures.

Lucky you.

SF, BH, I know what you did last winter.

Aturan, he invited me in!

You guys didnt see the best joke in the world right in front of your eyes.

You know ya wanna see if it feels the same.
Come on in. The water is fine.

I see you.
This is the best part of this entire ridiculous thread.
You should get an award for this.

Oh yes, the thing, in the past, how far back we talkin here?

And so it is written in the anuls of history....
MKR has returned much like it was formed. Getting hazed knowing they should have run war countries their first three sets out. According to legend.

Ill bite. What did i do so long ago?

No I do not.

Where I come from, we call that an "ice machine".

Doug...lord knows id tell you not to eat the dry ice. I dont want anyone to get even more BRAIN DAMAGE around here. It's already a mental institution....

Coalie you silly dishwasher. I know for a fact you're cooking up some really ridiculous excuse for gang banging MKR to post on this thread. You couldn't do better than that??? You may as well be cooking Dog Sh*t with honey lemon butter sauce for the Chef to taste.

Gimme a break. Cook up something more entertaining to say.

Dear DARK, FREEDOM, CALIb(#52*winkwink*)h, and BETA, who all were kind enough to come over, knock on the front door, and leave us a pie...
Sure, your pies were smashed up and full of chemical missles and tanks...I thought they looked big for a pie.....but its the gesture that counts.

As much as we appreciate the gifts, we will be sending all the pies back to you, piece by piece, little by little, as much as we can just for the simple fact that El Jefe, or "The CHEF" around here, has high standards for food products being left behind as gifts...

And he said he can't believe it took THREE brigades of people to bring over such filth and debauchery to our kitchen. He said you can't cook combined, and as solo teams, your cooking is worse then the left overs the local taco bell dumps in the dumpster. He said he'd rather eat dog sh** with honey lemon sauce, then even attempt to taste you lovely pies and pastries.

He said Fk Off Donkeys.

With that said....

Thanks for the gifts anyway, it was a nice gesture.
We're busy over here cooking up some gifts of our own that we will be happy to bring by on game night in the very near future.
And guys, seriously, let me do the cooking next time. Your pies taste like a bag of smashed A**holes.

Cheers mates!

Im glad it's not me in the middle of this....
For a change.

I liked s+m 1.
S+m two was decent.
I'm a huge fan.

You don't need to see our identification. We can move along.

-ben Kenobi

A discussion to be had Sir Tertius, shortly after being stomped.

Thank you. Vic, biggest Metallica fan in the world.

Neither nor. I do not affiliate with any party lines and never joined, and am in no longer any physical condition to join any branch of military service.

I do believe in freedom, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I do not support any liberals, or any conservatives. I don't support democrat/republican. I don't support any political party. I support the constitution of the United States as written as it is the closest thing we have to being free in this world of corporate slavery. I believe that all nations need to be disbanded and folded into a more human based society, over the current class/culture/color separate societies we have now.

I believe in equal opportunity, not forced equal outcomes. I believe in no god above men, and no man above humanity.

There is only me, the universe I am representing, and the air in my lungs good sir. All the rest of it is phooey. :)

Confirmed. Good job Dark

Don't Tread on Me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKyA3x_yh9A

I guess not.

I cant believe this is still going on.