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Jul 2nd 2013, 20:15:46

hmm, maybe i shouldn't say lazy alien anymore. might be why i decided to replace my emergency water supply today. 2 x 4 gallon 1/4 mile trips. with about a dozen rest periods. bah. it's good for 2 years assuming that there isn't a recall. lazy aliens. already did my penance.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 16:53:49

geez. just grab an ice pick and walk a few blocks north. lazy aliens.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 16:52:39

i'll be needing a few more guns. I'm not prepared to implement martial law on y'all at the moment. what kinda scoring structure are we going to use for shooting people? is it going to be aged based? we get more points for shooting old people?
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Jul 1st 2013, 7:29:36

um, what does their morals or mentality have top do with being attractive? can i make them preggie? yes? no? if i can make them preggie, then love may be involved otherwise it's just some kind of weird sex. hmm, wonder if this CranRaspberry tastes good because i need cranraspberry after i drink, or if it has brandy in it. can't remember if i finished drinking the booze before i went to bed. know that i emptied the bottle. boobies!
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Jul 1st 2013, 0:06:48

how can he be making money if he's paying for his bullfluff?
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Jul 1st 2013, 0:05:24

yah. well. Angelina didn't even achieve sexy until Mr and Mrs Smith. then she went Super Nova. she don't have no sex appeal in Tomb Raider. maybe a sex object for nerdy geeks who actually enjoy beating off.

indonesian mooslim? why they got mooslims in Indonesia? ain't they got better religions to peruse?
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Jun 30th 2013, 23:43:43

add a 2.6 mile trip after drinking 200ml of brandy to my under the influence unicycle riding nonsense. you'd think some crazy teting idiot would have at least skinned my knees by now. they don't eactly go out of their way to avoid running over drunken unicycle riders.
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Jun 30th 2013, 23:40:06

Originally posted by braden:
elves hates christains, does he?

jesus loves you, my friend ;)


huh? Jesus loves everybody. he married a hooker for Christ's sake.
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Jun 30th 2013, 23:18:10

yah, well, you're probably not a member of the democrat majority that is going to wind up with a bunch of lead in their asses because they decided that they had enough votes to violate people's rights to life and liberty. i'm not afraid to shoot ya. i'm afraid i might puke cleaning up your mess. oh well, i can probably live with it. i've cleaned up worse messes.
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Jun 30th 2013, 22:52:46

i imagine that i'd like to be reasonable, but i'm fairly certain that i get to shoot people who interfer with my rights to life and liberty.
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Jun 30th 2013, 22:47:29

well, if you mean by federal law that they're required to assess interest and penalties against the tax that i haven't paid to kill babies then yo might be correct. i'm paid up until 2010. think that was when they passed Obamacare. i'd rather just pay them in lead now, they can use their alchemy skills trying to convert it to gold or die trying.
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Jun 30th 2013, 21:51:10

if you're naked and you're hungry, clap your hands!
please do it, please do it...
if you're naked and you're hungry, clap your hands!
please do it, please do it...
if you're naked and you're hungry, clap your hands!
please do it, please do it, i don't want to shoot the wrong naked person...
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Jun 30th 2013, 21:46:22

hmm, wonder if braden has smoked enough pot to develop the naked face eating zombie fetish, or if he just needs a few more puffs of the ganja weed for it to happen. how you spell ganja anyway?
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Jun 30th 2013, 21:42:51

i ain't going to borrow any money to pay for your sexual perversions. whatever gets you off as long as i don't have to pay for it or watch you do it.
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Jun 30th 2013, 21:27:44

Three Boobs On The Wall.
Slap Them, Slap Them, Slap Them All.
Because Most Women Don't Have Three Boobs To Slap And They Get Annoyed.

think i bought that for $20. got stuck in the stadium with the 50 foot tall three boobed goddess because i don't have the thumbskillz to slap them fast enough for her satisfaction so i can run away to the next level.
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Jun 30th 2013, 21:18:36

Originally posted by braden:
then let us insult indonesnian born, mooslim presidents?
your fbi ain't got fluff jurisdiction on me, ha!


they don't need it. you qualify for CIA pickup annd detention. wear a motorcycle helmet at all times... they don't actually worry about how hard your head hits the door frame when they are shoving you into the van.
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Jun 30th 2013, 21:14:19

hmm, not sure that any game should be sold after it's purchased. not like it's going to go up in value because it's a fixed price based on what the store is selling it for. who are you suckering into buying it for more than the store sells it for? i have a bridge in Brooklyn that i've been trying to unload for years...
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Jun 30th 2013, 21:09:45

they just have problems distinguishing it from hate speech because it affects them personally.
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Jun 30th 2013, 21:08:28

I don't think Jolie looks anything like Lara Croft. maybe the xbox version is different... i haven't played it on the PC.
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Jun 30th 2013, 21:06:01

Dibs got drunk and didn't feel like being censored that particular night? sounds like a Verizon Wireless customer was being a pain in the butt, and IP bans weren't working because it was too easy for the user to change IPs.
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Jun 30th 2013, 20:40:35

well, she does have a nice face. think they might've used a body double for the pron scene though. she's really kinda modest when it comes to showing flesh in the game. might all be pushup bras and ass padding filling up all those costumes.
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Jun 30th 2013, 20:31:51

um, Total Recall has women in it for me to ogle. i only have a vague recollection of Lara Croft Tomb Raider porn with drunken recall.
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Jun 30th 2013, 20:29:21

maybe they're just banned from the #EarthEmpires channel? i don't know any other channels to experiment with. can't even copy and paste the message because i'm on the xbox. wouldn't surprise me if they banned the entire ISP. it's probably 100% dynaqmic IPs. turn the phone off and on.. Presto Chango a New IP.
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Jun 30th 2013, 20:07:43

i dunno. was in it twice. could probably track down the acceptance emails if it's important. 2nd time was here, i think. maybe i just have to drink more booze to remember it correctly.
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Jun 30th 2013, 19:52:41

ahh, got an error message that time... User has been banned from Earth Empires. Sorry to all Verizon Wireless Customers. nice job admining.
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Jun 30th 2013, 19:50:41

i haven't really been back since OMAC changed the start date from the 1st of the month. think i got like 2 or 3 Alliance server resets since EE has been up. and I think that only counts starting a reset. not sure that I finished any of them.
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Jun 30th 2013, 19:47:21

hmm, maybe it is banned, though i didn't wait all that long. said it was connecting... did I get the entire Verizon Wireless network banned from EE webchat? i rarely use it though....
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Jun 30th 2013, 16:39:53

nice to know that somone pays attention to my periods.
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Jun 30th 2013, 3:55:41

you should count my period because it's also a word.
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Jun 30th 2013, 3:39:53

Originally posted by Trife:
Originally posted by elvesrus:
http://img526.imageshack.us/...3/iloveyouthismuchza7.jpg


I knew what the picture was just by the file name.

I'm going to assume that makes me awesome and not pathetic. Right? Right?


means that pictures are no longer worth a thousand words.
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Jun 28th 2013, 8:09:06

best thing about the internet is that i can turn it off when i'm not using it.
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Jun 26th 2013, 23:02:06

Originally posted by qzjul:
Originally posted by KriSatZ:
As someone who recently was a new player, I'll give my advice with whats wrong with the game.

When n0f first asked me to come here, I spent ~15 days messing around before joining LaF the next set. I got farmed to oblivion.
Give me one good reason why a new player would stick around to get farmed? None. Exactly.

People see new players as free land.

The best suggestion I can make for the game is that all new players either play in a protected server OR if they do play alliance server, they get placed in a tag and can go from there.


Yes, this is part of the plan; we need to shelter n00bs, or they don't stay


try handicap stickers, or see if you can pay them SS disability... might get them to stick around when they have no interest in doing the math. maybe teach them how to use a spreadsheet, so they don't actually have to do the math in their head. suppose we could upgrade the Western education system such that people can't get a job simply brecause they know somebody. oh, we're sorry, you actually need some skillz to get this job. it's nice that you understand the education system, but it doesn't really work like that here.
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Jun 26th 2013, 22:33:49

how many Earth players would bother with paying homage to me by putting Dibs in their name anyway? oh, lookie, a fan. hope i don't have to shoot the idiot.
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Jun 26th 2013, 22:26:54

red, white and blue. blood shed to achieve purity from the blue blooded bastages. no tan, black, orange or purple. hmmm wonder what shades of red white and blue were used... meh... it's not a sybolism kinda day. can't remember what blue stands for anyway. ocean. sky. clogged arteries, err, veins.
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Jun 26th 2013, 22:19:03

suppose i could brag about my Pinball FX2 scores. wait, it's probably not even important that I am me. fine. I am NOT Dibs Ludicrous.
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Jun 26th 2013, 22:11:40

i don't remember what happened... oh. i didn't get a response as to what I said that was racist, realized it was highly unlikely that I'd ever play the game as it is, changed my passwords so I couldn't logon, but then I turn facebook back on, so it's technically possible for me to retrieve them again. but I don't want to post as Dibs Ludicrous now. Ijm dedicated to being a Drunken Forum Troll until I can do enough pullups to be considered a Drunken Monkey.
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Jun 26th 2013, 22:06:01

Originally posted by Twain:
Originally posted by mrford:
Australia was an abandoned British prison colony you fluffing retard


It's easier to be a bigot when you don't let all the inconvenient facts get in your way.


Put another shrimp on the barbie? not entirely sure that I want to understand Australians. they sit around and watch tiny people boink Barbie dolls? wtf?
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Jun 26th 2013, 21:59:54

just message Dibs Ludicrous on xbox live and see if that crazy drunk admits that I am me.
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Jun 26th 2013, 21:54:06

i'm a figment of my own imagination. I am the real Dibs. all's I have to do to prove it, is to yell "Xena Warrior Princess!" at the top of my lungs. plus I'm the only idiot who tried to play Earth with MSNTV2. I do drink a bit less though.
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Jun 26th 2013, 21:49:18

you want my link to Tomb Raider 3D fake porn? looks kinda like real porn...
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Jun 20th 2013, 2:08:41

i can't buy an xbox one because it won't play my videos nor xbox games. it's ok, i can't buy a POS4 either because it won't play my videos nor games.

I'm a happy camper because i don't have to buy anymore junk to play my content. when it quits working, IGetToSmafluffAlll! Happy Days Are Here Again!
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Jun 20th 2013, 0:14:07

no wonder i was experiencing problems. i didn't search for Paula Abdul porn.
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Jun 19th 2013, 22:52:41

they bought German bottles to package their weak American home made brews into? wtf? the world is in a hand basket destined for hell. This bottle was made in Germany, Please Enjoy whatever the Pissants decided to pour in to it.
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Jun 19th 2013, 22:37:57

definitely need work on my drunken typos. how you work this autocomplete dealybob?
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Jun 19th 2013, 22:36:48

course, since i actually need you in the event that i forget my forum password because I'm using one of your spammail accounts as my email addy... hmm, Patience probably ban and delete me anyway. probably safe to shhot you.
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Jun 19th 2013, 22:31:36

Hmmm, an advertisement asking whether ir not Obama should be shot? maybe it stated something about being impeached... do we get to shoot him and the other Demoncrats now? what do i think? think Obama owes me a billion dollar bailout. I'm behind on my lottery ticket purchases.
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Jun 19th 2013, 22:25:19

Originally posted by martian:
sure (constitutionally) but there is no reference to "congress" there. And the implications and limitations are quite different. For example based on Canadian law, limiting political donations does not infringe on "freedom of speech" and corporations are definitely not people.

Regards, my point was that quoting US law is invalid for purposes of your argument.


I'm fairly certain that I'm allowed to shoot you if you interfere significantly with my rights to life and liberty. they might not even bother with an indictment if i don't leave town to do it.
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Jun 19th 2013, 22:10:44

if Samuel Adams beer fits in the the same class as German Beer nowadays, i can safely cut my thumbs off because i won't be be needing any sign language to say Eine Beir Bitte.
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Jun 19th 2013, 21:47:51

how you spell airport in English?
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Jun 19th 2013, 21:47:14

i spent 3 years drinking Binding Export. well maybe 2 years. meh, i spent too much time in Germany. or too much time at the Frankfurt Flugghoffen. how you spell airpoet in German?
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