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Jul 5th 2013, 19:58:13

it ain't about your pearly white tits honey. EE did ban the entire Verizon Wireless ISP from irc chat. need to work on my drunken typos.

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Jul 5th 2013, 19:47:11

you are bent if you think you are going to be able to be a successful business when you ban entire ISPs to deal with people like me. where did you grow up? Nazi Germany?
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Jul 5th 2013, 19:40:29

honey, EE banned the entire Verizon Wireless network from #EarthEmpires simply because some fool was goofing off there. twll me about being persecuted after you quit banning a couple 100 million people becqause you are a tart.
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Jul 5th 2013, 19:35:56

broke doesn't count because i have expensive credit. not only do i pay for me, i pay for royal credit thieves. y'all mad because i did the limerick about Nantuckett, or do y'all just plain f'ng suck it?
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Jul 5th 2013, 19:28:40

can't. i'm surrounded by socialists who think they can spend money more efficiently than me.
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Jul 5th 2013, 19:23:59

no, i'm just buzzing authoritarians. bzzzz. bzzz.
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Jul 5th 2013, 19:15:54

would work better if y'all didn't go around banning entire ISPs to suite your crazy Canadian morals.

Dibs Gets Drunk And He Calls You Names,
Doesn't Mind Your Gay Rheindeer Games,
But If You Tell Him What He Can Say,
He'll Call You a Bunch of fluff Gays!
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Jul 5th 2013, 18:54:59

maybe three. think i got distracted thinking about sex. not sure why, she tried to unzip my fly... she sucked and she...

i should probably find something better to do..
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Jul 5th 2013, 17:37:10

the french can go sit on their toad stools. what they got to steal from us?
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Jul 5th 2013, 17:34:58

are we going with the * spank you and the other 150 million users that might connect to the site? or you dance dirty for me. you dance sexy. you dance like your lover's hands are caressing you body. meh you swing dance, i have orgasim. don't break your back.
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Jul 5th 2013, 16:27:02

take ten miles, take 100k miles, take one million miles. if you want to exert your authority, you actually need some to do it. you're a bunch of Canadian moderatores telling me that I should Shutup while posting to a site hosted on US territory while y'all are stealing our cable satellite TV. you lose. i smarter thqn rock.
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Jul 5th 2013, 16:12:32

hmm, if i succeed, then you would probably also be awaded the most authoritarian website ons the internet. think i'll pretty much be allowed to say whatever i want because i am me. you come here, i spank you much better. i am manly man. you enjoy.
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Jul 5th 2013, 16:04:47

i'm going for the Guinness Book of World records as being the person responsible for getting the most innocent people banned from a site because the mods were descended from Nazis.
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Jul 5th 2013, 16:01:20

just out of curiousity, why is my PinkyandTheBrain account still banned? did i say something really nasty with it, or are you just trying to limit me to one forum account?
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Jul 5th 2013, 15:26:59

pfft. if you're not careful, you'll have to ban another 150 million users from the site to keep me or some other moron from being a big meanie because you ban an entire ISP to squish my tiny pee pee.
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Jul 5th 2013, 15:10:08

can't. Primary is supposed to be what will be released on facebook. i just don't have the interest nor skillz to stay in the top 100 thousand.
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Jul 5th 2013, 14:58:03

isn't English an international trade language that would benefit them if they learned it?
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Jul 5th 2013, 14:53:14

10.3 seconds for a kill from start to finish? that's a mighty fast orgasm. are y'all sure that you are doing it correctly? hope they were wearing their Depends.
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Jul 5th 2013, 14:38:34

100 games divided by 12 equals 8 and 1/3 years before you run out of memory. assuming that you can afford to buy a game every month because you're not some poor starving crack addict face-eating pothead zombie. might take a bit longer than 8 and a third years if you are. maybe not. free food if it sits still long enough.
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Jul 5th 2013, 14:12:13

was watching "Decision Before Breakfast"(?) yesterday. not sure about the title. a movie about captured WWII German soldiers who were converted into spies. was surprised by the vehemence that whatshis name replied with when they started talking about a portion of France or Germany that Happy mentioned. yes, we're young, don't have many scars yet. probably something to do with bread and circuses.
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Jul 5th 2013, 13:56:47

memory issues? how many disks are the games coming with nowadays? all my new box video purchases go straight to my PC via Zune, so that's no longer a problem. can even reliably back them up now. well, streaming them from the PC to the xbox is kinda goofy because it only allows you to pause or play and you have to start back at the beginning if the connection gets interupted. 500G is enough space for what, 100 full dvd games? how many games do you buy a month?
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Jul 5th 2013, 13:42:22

There was a young lady from Nantucket,
Who repeatedly sat on a tuffet.
When asked why?,
She breathlesly sighed,
I really do enjoy f..
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Jul 5th 2013, 8:26:25

don't see any obligation here for me to tell you the truth even if i knew it. suppose we could negotiate a contract that would require me to tell the truth. how much you willing to pay?
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Jul 3rd 2013, 22:53:02

hehe. no, I'd probably experience the same problems with it. smoke messes up my DVD drives. i guess, unless i have an evil dvd that fries them whenever i play it.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 20:22:19

LOL. crap. why was i thinking that i wouldn't have to download all my content again after i transfered the licenses to the new console? spent like 5 hours using the transfer cable to move the junk and i can't use any of it offline. hahahahaha. 240G at $10 a G means it would cost me $2400 to download it all with my phone's data plan. i need to change my name to Joe Brilliant. oh well, least my original xbox games work again.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 16:19:59

Originally posted by martian:
you need more fluff to help you deal with the zombies. And what happens if you run into a zomboss or a zombonie?


are the edible? do they taste good with A-1 steak sauce? am i allowed to eat them? most likely, I'd run away.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 13:59:37

no. i don't want a youtube account. don't see why i should have to create an account to click on something stating that i'm over 18.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 13:57:25

an unprecedented large scale man-made disaster.
The Face-Eating Zombie Pot-Head Apocalypse.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 13:36:52

more of an accident because he didn't secure the dog properly when he had the chance to do it. i have had too many problems with dogs on public streets to sympathize. need to take better care of your dog if you love it that much. i consider them to be deadly weapons.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 13:11:31

poor doggie. shooting looks justified to me. i actually worry that i might have to kill somebody's dog for harassing me when i'm riding my unicycle on public property.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 13:01:33

it don't matter. i don't have the money to pay them anyway.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 12:33:50

fear mongering? naw. i'm just tired of Democrats trying to bully me into paying their bills.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 12:27:23

hehe. i can't watch it because i won't create a youtube account to verify that i'm over 18.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 1:11:40

meh, it's politically unacceptable to shoot Canadians simply for smoking too much pot. don't understand why... it's not like they'd notice it.
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Jul 3rd 2013, 1:04:12

why are you fluffing at me about a game that you never played and obviously that has no value to you? they said they needed to recoup the money so they could play other games. i thinl that you're wasting fluffing time if you can't afford to play games.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 22:50:12

mr. tight ass?
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Jul 2nd 2013, 22:46:50

um, i kinda think people should spend less time playing games if they are that desperate for cash.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 22:45:05

i can post there. does that count?
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Jul 2nd 2013, 22:43:46

didn't start with a capital a. how you figure it was your name?
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Jul 2nd 2013, 22:39:47

how does a 3 month contractor get access to all this demoralizing info?
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Jul 2nd 2013, 22:38:32

i'd be more comfortable if you called them sink holes. hmm, and the US was pink in that second link. so that means we're just pinko commie bastages still? caqn it be cured? or will we turn into the Red Menace like all those other countries shown?
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Jul 2nd 2013, 21:54:08

Originally posted by mrford:
is being called a moron by an alcoholic even an insult?


maybe not. the alcoholic might be using slurs due to intoxication.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 21:44:55

larger army gets more friendly kills due to confusion and poor targeting skillz.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 21:42:46

might not be possible to subtract moron from mrford. oh well, enough of this advanced mathematics. i just dropped in because Grizzly wanted to know something about playing FFA countries and i have booze.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 21:37:30

mrford - moron = mrford? hmmm...
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Jul 2nd 2013, 21:31:09

i won't be riding the unicycle under the influence today even though i have booze. well, i won't be riding it after 200ml of booze. unless i can't find the other bottle that i bought.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 21:27:38

i dunno. go to the FFA forums and ask them. i have problems playing 1 country at a time.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 20:33:04

dunno now, i've read a few news articles about Canadians getting bust for terrorism and violent crimes in other countries over the last year. how often do they travel? maybe it was only a small percentage of them.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 20:28:53

Originally posted by Grizzly:
Do you play this game? It looks like fun.


well, you start by posting questions about how to play the game, wait for the trolls to take the bait, then you grab some booze and start bonking them on their heads until Patience bans you for being a big meanie.
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Jul 2nd 2013, 20:18:44

tomorrow i get to see how well it transfers to my new 360-S. asuuming that it and the 320G hard drive get here. going to be a pain if i have to download it again, or it doesn't transfer at all. meh, i like smashing things that don't work properly.
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