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Jul 11th 2013, 10:32:02

meh, what they are telling me is that i have to pay to keep a bunch of old people on life support because they can't afford to pay for it. i look at the national debt and say "no wonder they can't afford life support. the bloody idiots never learned how to manage money properly."

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Jul 11th 2013, 10:19:51

hmmm, they might've quit banning me. probably means that they've decided to collect evidence to use against me in a court of law. dang. that would mean that *jm on trial and *jm means that i didn't use my xbox chatpad correctly. not exactly sure how "I'm" got translated into "*jm". though i do think that *jm does look more sexy. star jam. meh. i ain't going to clean that up.

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Jul 11th 2013, 10:07:30

i don't agree that the European mentality has anything to do with protecting rights. they just want to make sure that everybody understands the correct pecking order.

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Jul 11th 2013, 10:04:05

plus it might come in handy when i have to beat somebody's misbehaving dog to death. i'm not all that fond of carrying identifyable weapons in public. it might intimidate some idiots. yeah, but i don't have a clue how it should be spelt at this time. fairly certain that the y needs to go.

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Jul 11th 2013, 9:35:39

oh, a punching bag. i like those thingies.

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Jul 11th 2013, 9:25:41

i probably shouldn't have made that Most Gay People comment. please try to avoid bumping up the statistics that prove that gay people tend to be suicidal.

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Jul 11th 2013, 9:23:17

crap. i don't do it. my eye might linger when i see an attractive woman, but i don't actually spend much effort on keeping track of other people.

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Jul 11th 2013, 9:16:32

how many Canadians steal US TV satelite broadcasts? I spy an I-Spy.

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Jul 11th 2013, 9:11:42

spying doesn't deserve any proper political discourse. everybody does it. everybody lies about doing. guess it's kinda like sex.

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Jul 11th 2013, 9:09:23

hehe. when you say more efficient, are you talking about better ways to employ my muscles, or using some kinda external source of power to move me through the air faster? i ride the unicycle because it's easy to carry home when the crap hits the fan.

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Jul 11th 2013, 0:23:26

hmm, considering that the lawsuits have been about federal employees might actually work for me.

Sorry Judge, the IRS is gay and they've been abusing me because i like to see boobies bouncing. think they are trying to stick it up my ass because of their perverted sexual deviations. can i shoot them now? or do i have to wait for you to say it's ok?

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Jul 11th 2013, 0:10:36

my penus smells like crap, wonder what moron decided to put up with that, um, let me know when you quit brainwashing people into being gay. you are disatisfied with your wife, eh? you must be fluffing gay! 3% of the population actually understands that they like the smell of poop to acheive the ultimate orgasim that doesn't stand a chance of producing a child. true love isn't about making babies. it's about how loud your gay ass can fart. do you need more beans?

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Jul 10th 2013, 23:54:11

Originally posted by Junky:

Probably higher than Heterosexuals Dibs :-P

suppose it's possible because they don't pass on any genes. but i doubt that they get any kind of health benefits by sticking their fluffs in fluff. feel free to demonstrate why fluffing a load of crap is beneficial to human beings...

Edited By: Drunken Dibs on Jul 10th 2013, 23:59:58
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Jul 10th 2013, 23:52:04

bummer. Mostly Gay People got tagkilled because they didn't reproduce fast enough. i'm not exactally sure about how gay people reproduce... but it seems fairly evidendent that they just plain don't do it fast enough.

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Jul 10th 2013, 23:46:41

what i care if EE gets extra attention? they got got ghost acres to hide their junk. Dibs got drunk, and the NSA is going to review your theft of commercial US satelite transmissions, and attempt to deetermine whether or not Canadians are stealing anything useful from the broadcasts made by a bunch of pretenders.

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Jul 10th 2013, 23:40:38

maybe i just need the proper hunting license. it was on the white house lawn. i gets to shoot it.

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Jul 10th 2013, 23:33:31

if it's legal for Presidents to shoot people on the White House Lawn, then why shouldn't it be legal for people to shoot Presidents on the White House Lawn?

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Jul 10th 2013, 23:29:30

yah know. i have to worry about the NSA, the FBi, the Cia, and the thing that really drives me nutts is a fricking HDMI cable that isn't seating properly. maybe when i they have my DNA, i'll actually quit giving them crap. they should have enough to convict me off my fingerprints.

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Jul 10th 2013, 23:20:57

machine gun penis? 15 seconds to shoot the load? i supposse it might be flattering to a computer.

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Jul 10th 2013, 23:17:08

no. while i am all for whips and chains because i do like breaking things, i'm not worried about you getting offended. i put that under your responsibilities and your problems to deal with. i don't see any financial benefit by giving you a high hard one whenever i post... why should i see a financial loss?

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Jul 10th 2013, 22:23:59

Mostly Gay Players.

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Jul 10th 2013, 22:20:39

dang. almost had another 2.6 miles on the unicycle while under the influence of 200 ml. had to dismount to stop for a red light though. that sucks.

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Jul 10th 2013, 22:18:11

neato. i have two choices. archaic or Requiem is Mr. T. I Pity The Fool. wonder if they are both fat-assed bouncers that used to be able to make me run fast.

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Jul 10th 2013, 20:58:59

IRS sent me a letter stating that if i didn't file for 2011, then they would do it for me. cool beans. i won't need to spend $300 on an accountant for that year.

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Jul 10th 2013, 20:51:19

yah, but they might've given us free ketchup so that it didn't taste as bad.

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Jul 10th 2013, 20:44:13

there is no spoon.

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Jul 10th 2013, 20:41:27

don't think it's necessary for them to buy their own bullets if they join the US military. the suicide rate sems to be a bit high, and i doubt that they're bothering with buying privately sold bulets to achieve their grizzly ends. side-effect of homosexuality?

what is the life expectency of homosexuals anyway? assuming that nobody beats them to death...

Edited By: Drunken Dibs on Jul 10th 2013, 20:43:42
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Jul 10th 2013, 20:31:35

you could try changing the forum colors to match Utopia's color scheme... that would probably gag me with a spoon and trigger a 10 month seizure.

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Jul 10th 2013, 20:28:47

he needs more than the Obamacare scandal to be a domestic terrorist?

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Jul 10th 2013, 20:23:44

oh. if anybody wants the Pinball FX2 xbox 360 arcade game or the Sorcerer's Lair table for it, Microsoft gave me codes for them. you want it, you got it Toyota. just looking to find it a good home.

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Jul 10th 2013, 20:10:21

boobies? i already have Rumble Roses XX. why i need to buy more fake boobies?

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Jul 9th 2013, 22:09:30

ahh, y'all are backstabbing the gays after you get their votes by sending them out to get killed. i'm not right wing. y'all done moved so far left you'd better learn how to swim before you drown in one of the oceans.

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Jul 9th 2013, 9:16:03

Originally posted by Pontius Pirate:

I love how the controversy is did ~~US citizens~~ get bugged in a lot of people's minds because human rights are not accorded to citizens of other countries and Americans will never participate in terrorist acts

US Citizens have guns. would you worry about bugging somebody who doesn't have a remote chance of shooting you to death? fairly certain that's why the Democrats are pushing to get rid of guns. they want us to bend over and take their socialist agenda in the ass and don't want to have to worry about getting shot while they are doing it.

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Jul 9th 2013, 0:21:24

the medical sector isn't the only business left in the US? oh, i forgot, we still have the entertainment industry, or maybe that got moved to Canada.

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Jul 8th 2013, 20:48:29

Originally posted by aponic:

Nice to see that when someone vents their frustration (Cerberus) there are people there to threaten them (Killa). Really stupid. I guess none of you had anything to say about the US bugging its allies.

i was busy reading about Edward I and how Robert The Bruce's family was originally from France. plus if I remember correctly, Edward I stole all the Jews money and kicked them out of Merry Ole England.

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Jul 8th 2013, 19:53:56

they'll probably be letting people out of jail soon. we can't afford to pay the Federal Correctional Officers.

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Jul 7th 2013, 8:50:29

i wouldn't try to scare that dog away. might make him hungrier. i am not dog food.

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Jul 6th 2013, 11:02:00

also had to jump through a bunch of hoops this week to verify to Microsoft that I was the one using my new xbox 360 console. 16 character password isn't strong enough for my email account?

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Jul 6th 2013, 10:46:47

no, i need documents that add up to 6 points.
At Least One Primary Document
At Least One Secondary Document
Verifiable Social Security Number
Proof of Address

6 point ID Verification Program developed in Nazi Germany, i think.

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Jul 6th 2013, 3:33:23

Originally posted by martian:

I think you are just trying to overcompensate for something.
You are also not allowed to be drunk while I'm sober.

hmm, the only thing other than my normal drunken insanity, would be that it's time to renew my license so i won't get deported because i can't prove who i am. though, since i don't have a car and i'm not driving, maybe they won't deport me if i don't renew my papers. have to go prove that i am me. so great living in the land of the free.

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Jul 5th 2013, 21:54:12

doesn't work. i have a shovel. it's like fluffting into the fan. your assinine fluff just ends up stuck on your face.

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Jul 5th 2013, 21:23:19

oh. i found it. huh. go figure.

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Jul 5th 2013, 20:44:18

you throw your weight around, i throw my weight around. we make the earth shake.

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Jul 5th 2013, 20:40:06

Originally posted by martian:

alt.haiku.drinking.DWI

alt.haiku.drinking.nonprosecuteddwi

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Jul 5th 2013, 20:38:05

Winnie da Pooh. want me to get my head stuck in Patience's hole to prove it?

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Jul 5th 2013, 20:21:07

alt.haiku.attempt.failisoptional.

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Jul 5th 2013, 20:05:01

honey, i post when i want. gadzooks this accout is using one of martian's spam email acounts. i spanka you good later.

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