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Jul 22nd 2013, 11:30:34

I'll be calling this thread "The Never Ending Story". people keep making stuff up and it keeps going on and on and on... probably why it stays in the news to begin with. not enough facts.

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Jul 22nd 2013, 9:41:18

SoF and iMag sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
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Jul 21st 2013, 20:28:53

hmm, might mean that Trife doesn't like Monty Python. maybe he's a lumberjack?
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Jul 21st 2013, 13:49:16

Oh My. A Hellfire and Damnation Sermon and i didn't even have to get properly dressed for church.
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Jul 21st 2013, 10:29:00

"you're ilk."? suppose it was meant to be "your ilk." course, it also could've been "you're milk." if we don't make money, then who is going to pay for the stupid poor people to eat, drink and be merry?
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Jul 20th 2013, 15:33:29

roses are red.
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Jul 20th 2013, 13:44:44

why stop? they'll just drag us into another global conflict that involves billions of people dying.
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Jul 20th 2013, 13:41:15

Originally posted by tellarion:
http://www.upworthy.com/...one-of-those-times?c=ufb1

Game. Set. Match.

That news about the woman getting 20 years is fluffing depressing...


not sure why it wants me to download the video instead of just streaming it like normal... i will stick with my paranoia and assume that it's trying to possess my phone. should probably find some holy water to soak it in.
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Jul 20th 2013, 11:15:37

don't do it. if it works anything like spam email, you'll be splurting your junk all over the place.
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Jul 20th 2013, 8:32:25

suppose it's possible that i could've been Autumn Pasquale if reality is altered a bit.
how do the rules work for would've, could've, should've?
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Jul 20th 2013, 8:16:59

nah. i don't want to be part of a conspiracy that sends him a death threat.
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Jul 19th 2013, 22:55:13

Originally posted by Drunken Dibs:
hmm, not entirely sure how the 2 times that i was held by the Security Police actually apply to this thread.


ahh, if i use the Assault with a Deadly Weapon detention, it would actually be a possible Cross-Over thread to the Zimmerman thread. with the exception that nobody got hurt.
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Jul 19th 2013, 22:36:19

Originally posted by Requiem:
Air condition is so great!

If I didn't have Air conditioning I'd move north,,, far far north.


far far South would probably be a better choice. it's a continent. and penguins like to snuggle when the sun goes down.
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Jul 19th 2013, 21:52:01

yah, well, i think it's gotta be one of the stupidest things that you can say to someone. reinforced over and over by multiple people. well, if you weren't a victim before, you certainly are one now.
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Jul 19th 2013, 21:47:13

hmm, not entirely sure how the 2 times that i was held by the Security Police actually apply to this thread.
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Jul 19th 2013, 21:24:32

Originally posted by Requiem:
Dibs doesn't that give the burden on the victim of a crime? That don't seem right...


it's probably so that they can reform the poor misunderstood miscreant. btw, i don't think i like the term victim. if you're a reporter interviewing me because i was the target of a crime, please don't use the word victim. pop ya in the nose and say "who's the victim now, beotch?"
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Jul 19th 2013, 20:46:55

from what i remember, I'm only allowed to kill if i can't flee. dunno, it would probably have to go in front of a grand jury anyway. and they'd decide if i was going to be prosecuted.
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Jul 19th 2013, 20:23:26

if i remember correctly and nothing has changed, under NJ law, I'm supposed to flee from my home instead of confronting an intruder. glad that nobody breaks in. I'd have to sweep them under the carpet and say "What intruder?"
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Jul 19th 2013, 19:36:47

if people have an immortal soul, then death is just a slight inconvenience. don't understand why 1/2 the population even bothers with fearing it. yes, i probably do usually fear it, but at this particular moment, I'm worried that Obama might die before me and end up being in charge of hell before i get there.

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Jul 19th 2013, 18:01:13

Wikipedia got the population wrong? or your cities have higher population densities? wait, my ignorance of Canada comes from talking to Canadians on this forum.
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Jul 19th 2013, 17:58:18

we'd be able to blame it on Khan. it's the type of stuff he was working on when Mehul owned the place.
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Jul 19th 2013, 17:48:43

the real lesson is that a Canadian can get a US citizen thrown in jail simply by making a phone call.
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Jul 19th 2013, 17:28:32

wonder if Canadians can even look at the problem the same way as US citizens. you have 33 million people. Florida alone has 19 million. probably have to take 60% of everybody in Canada and squeeze them into a land area about the same size of Florida. leave some guns laying around and aee if they start shooting each other.
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Jul 19th 2013, 14:32:35

Originally posted by Pang:
wasn't the gun concealed too, tella?

i have only been casually following the trial because the US depresses me, but it's pretty clear that Zimmerman was responsible for creating the situation that ended up with Trayvon being killed, despite being told not to engage in such activity by authorities.

Florida's laws are messed up such that it's OK to "stand ones ground" in a confrontation that person created for no reason, but if someone is innocently walking home from the store there is no expectation of a peaceful, unfettered walk where you aren't harassed by vigilantes? gtfo...


the reason that town watches are formed is because that peaceful, unfettered walk doesn't exist anymore. what's the difference between vigilantes doing it, or armed 17 year old kids doing it?
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Jul 19th 2013, 14:05:34

blame it on the US education system then. wouldn't have been walking around that stupid if they actually taught him something during the 10-11 years that they had him in their clutches. one more year and he could've joined the military without his parents permission. think you might be wrong about most 17 year olds being dumb stupid kids.
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Jul 19th 2013, 13:18:57

fine. if you see someone following us with a gun in his hand, you confront him about it while i run for the hills.
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Jul 19th 2013, 9:33:28

are you sure that they aren't based off a bunch of useless junk that i have no intention of buying?
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Jul 19th 2013, 8:14:41

you might want try looking at some Chinese cities. just more ruins added to the planet to confuse the archeologists about how people used to live.
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Jul 19th 2013, 8:01:57

Originally posted by Akula:
they're trying to sell me a chinese wife :P
i heard they come with a 30-day moneyback guarantee


let me know if they have a sale, i could use a few of them.
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Jul 19th 2013, 7:49:15

Originally posted by Leovalentine:
well, lets be simple


you are doing that extremely well.
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Jul 18th 2013, 23:06:40

LOL. have you even read anything about the history of the United States?
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Jul 18th 2013, 21:33:10

why would i waste time and energy beating up a mugger when i can just shoot him? do a cost/benefit analysis of each method. heck of a lot simpler blowing them up with a missile than it is sending in a team to do it.
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Jul 18th 2013, 21:00:45

you're making my head hurt. I remember an Executive Order that prohibited us from assassinating people, but it would seem that Obama has thrown it out the window. far as i know, the President can order the death of anybody on the planet without having to worry about it until after he gets impeached and probably not even then.
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Jul 18th 2013, 20:39:57

i didn't vote for him. you should get drunk and yell at the Democrats. I'd join you, but it's too hot for me to go get beer.
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Jul 18th 2013, 20:35:45

i have to take my pants off again? :-(
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Jul 18th 2013, 19:41:00

i should figure out a spot in Canada that i want to visit while they put a Canadian on trial for making terrorist threats... might get a free trip to Canada for speaking hearsay.
hope the Texas cops at least got some real evidence before they busted down the door
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Jul 18th 2013, 19:33:36

i don't have any evidence that proves an abuse of power was committed. figure I'll do the same to the drone as i would to the SWAT team... throw empty beer containers at them. preferably cans, but if bottles are all i have, then they get bottles.

not my job to hold them accountable to my baseless accusations.
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Jul 18th 2013, 17:40:01

neato. a new way of making money using insurance fraud.
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Jul 18th 2013, 17:26:48

i was wondering if Patience objected to the gun training ad being shown on this site. Patience obviously endorses the use of guns because i saw it here.
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Jul 18th 2013, 17:24:11

Originally posted by tellarion:
Originally posted by Drunken Dibs:
kid? 94% of the way to being an adult American citizen.


A grown, 28 year old man was following a 17 year old high school kid. Yes, he was a kid.

Please note that I didn't say child.


a 6 foot tall, 250 lbs kid?
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Jul 18th 2013, 15:53:27

kid? 94% of the way to being an adult American citizen.
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Jul 18th 2013, 15:37:37

wouldn't it be classified information? subject to congressional review? get them to impeach Obama and maybe she can find out that way. shouldn't it be handled by the Yemen government though? they should know why foreign nationals are getting blown away on their soil.
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Jul 18th 2013, 9:36:52

Originally posted by bertz:
that sucks.
If they can read AT, I bet half of the players here would be jailed.


it's public, so they can read AT. it's more a question of whether or not they do read it. considering that Jared played here, you might just want to assume that it's being monitored.

assuming that their IT department doesn't block their access to gaming sites at the firewall.

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Jul 18th 2013, 8:50:16

Originally posted by Obvious:
Wow. Just wow. This thread contains some of the most idiotic and mentally challenged people and opinions in all the universe.

I have lost all cognitive functions from reading it.


oh. that's how face-eating zombies are created. and here i was thinking that it was caused by marijuana ingestion.
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Jul 18th 2013, 8:18:00

make an option where people can pay to have a bot to run their country for them. though, if they are too stupid to be able to run the country by themselves, I'm not sure where they'll get the money to pay for the bot to do it for them.

Edited By: Drunken Dibs on Jul 18th 2013, 8:20:54
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Jul 18th 2013, 7:50:17

Originally posted by blid:
anyone that says trayvon martin attacked george zimmerman is either a racist or has been misled


but the woman said that trayvon was beating up Zimmerman because he was a gay rapist. are you saying that she is a racist and trayvon misled her?
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Jul 18th 2013, 7:45:30

guess i should save my empty beer bottles, so i have something to throw at the SWAT team.
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