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Jul 27th 2013, 12:56:19

hehe. woke up at 1am, made a pot of coffee. drank two cups clean, then started on the 200ml of brandy mixed with coffee, followed by 5 Yuengling Light Lagers. i hate leftovers.
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Jul 27th 2013, 12:42:26

probably Brad Pitt during intercourse with Angelina Jolie. though i think V'ger probably experienced a more spectacular orgasm.
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Jul 27th 2013, 12:28:40

my drivers license is about to expire. essentially, i will no longer have valid proof that i am me. i plead innocent if being me due to a congenital birth defect. therefore it is required that the state provrsbthat i am guilty of being me.
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Jul 27th 2013, 11:07:22

the president ain't black. and probably doesn't have a clue about how black people live in the US. probably has to use an ebonics translator just to understand what they say. i might know more about being black than he does. even though I'm still trying to figure out if that person asked me for a dime or the time. didn't matter, i didn't have either for him.

Edited By: Drunken Dibs on Jul 27th 2013, 11:12:24
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Jul 27th 2013, 10:11:33

this reminds me that i should attempt to find a practical use for my Inspiron Duo. maybe if i install Win XP Pro on my Mini and use the Duo as an RDP client.
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Jul 27th 2013, 8:50:09

hehe. we're sorry, but a moderator of this forum has determined that you are a racist. you will henceforth be marked as a stated racist and waive all your rights to refute the labeling that said moderator has used against you. or you could sue them for libel, but the evidence probably went poof.
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Jul 27th 2013, 8:13:17

yes, but they usually just add to this thread.
http://forums.earthempires.com/...4773999&z=bonus-topic
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Jul 26th 2013, 23:02:13

is this related to that guy who won the the lottery seven times because he never changed his numbers and bought a lot of tickets?
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Jul 26th 2013, 21:19:06

RD isn't IX? huh, go figure.
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Jul 26th 2013, 21:15:48

Originally posted by anoniem:
it's mummy, mum or mother.

get it fluffing right.

addendum:
mama is also acceptable.


we're sorry, but gender related parental terms are no longer acceptable because homosexually inclined people might find them offensive.
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Jul 26th 2013, 21:04:36

to complete the game. Logic Games also has Sudoku and Minesweeper. tiz fun playing Minesweeper on the bus. goid thing they aren't live mines though. it'd be a short bus trip.
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Jul 26th 2013, 20:59:18

do we have permission to write bots now? i have a set of 20 year old books about AI that I've been meaning to read. maybe only 10 years old. wonder where i put them...
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Jul 26th 2013, 20:45:53

no. yo momma.
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Jul 26th 2013, 20:45:19

nope, i hog all the booze to protect people from the puking.
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Jul 26th 2013, 20:42:32

wonder how many humans have never eaten meat, and if the state is allowed to prosecute parents if vegan children suffer from malnutrition?
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Jul 26th 2013, 20:29:25

get a Windows Phone, xbox live account and Logic Games, so you can teach me to play chess and help me get my multiplayer achievement points for that silly game.
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Jul 26th 2013, 18:25:34

but i spent all last week converting my lottery spreadsheets into a database. though technically, i just got tired of copying the sheet. i am curious as to if the quick picks are bent. seem to see a lot of repeat numbers.
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Jul 26th 2013, 10:10:18

how's to do necromancy without grave digging?
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Jul 26th 2013, 9:26:05

you're supposed to read the source and fix the bugs before you start using it.
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Jul 26th 2013, 8:44:12

Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake, Bakers Man,
Bake Me A Cake As Fast As You Can.
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Jul 26th 2013, 7:36:54

Global warming is not an earth issue.
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Jul 26th 2013, 7:29:02

Originally posted by hoop:
Eh...who actually takes their cell phone with them? I leave the stupid thing in my apartment at least 2-3 days a week and forget to charge is so it's off for days on end to.


i do. it has an alarm clock.
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Jul 25th 2013, 18:04:48

well, you could troll him in an attempt to get his blood pressure high enough so that his head pops clean off his shoulders. I'm not entirely sure that it's possible though.
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Jul 25th 2013, 17:13:29

Originally posted by Trife:
'insurance should cost the same to everybody no matter what.'

No


you're absolutely correct. people shouldn't be required to purchase it at all.
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Jul 25th 2013, 16:17:05

it's $350 for me to turn off my cellphone. I'm actually considering it because of it gets a poor signal. they must not be monitoring my quality of service. course, maybe if i allowed it to use my location, then they will reward me with a better signal.

insurance should cost the same to everybody no matter what. driving history is just an excuse for them to steal more money from people. it's not like they can actually make their money back from the people who get into accidents. if they could afford to get into accidents, they wouldn't need the insurance.
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Jul 25th 2013, 10:26:01

i spent too much time behind Ford drivers who couldn't figure out how to get their vehicles into 2nd gear. it's not hate. I'm simply discriminating against him because of his name.
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Jul 25th 2013, 10:23:26

baseball players don't quit. they just find better ways to dope it up and get banned.
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Jul 24th 2013, 11:53:18

is this about CARLOS DANGER? i don't need to see the video.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 23:06:28

thought they were on strike, or suspended for doping. my bad.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 22:56:41

i remember bacon in wtf was that movie about earth worm tremors?
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Jul 23rd 2013, 22:51:54

um, no, but i could probably beat your Tetris score back then. shouldn't be too difficult, you were imaginung games back then.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 22:47:13

I Am Begging Strips. and a bunch of dogs saw me on TV...
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Jul 23rd 2013, 22:45:21

what's to hate? the lawyers just cut into the overhead that the insurance scam agents were going to run away with.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 17:21:54

Originally posted by Drunken Dibs:
Vegan is a mental disorder. they were born carnivorous. they just went mental and think that they can't eat meat.


dumbass. you meant to say omnivorous. get your f'ng word usage correct.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 17:17:49

Vegan is a mental disorder. they were born carnivorous. they just went mental and think that they can't eat meat.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 17:14:13

Originally posted by Trife:
omg i just thought about 3d printers in the same thought of pr0n for the first time ever




brb buying a 3d printer


i thought about it, but I'm not sure if the materials can be reused. i damn well ain't going to be standing in front of a dumpster trying to explain to cop that they're not real body parts.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 16:45:45

Cerberus was in the military.
Cerberus has a hard-on for mrford.
Cerberus forgets things.
Cerberus was a gay jarhead?
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Jul 23rd 2013, 10:28:49

birth is dangerous to health.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 10:06:11

Originally posted by Zahc:
ph33r SoF


i do. they are on the same level as my fear of warm pee.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 8:42:18

Originally posted by locket:
Can I be a contact?


do you have any decent qualifications to be a contact?
please submit a resume so you won't be disqualified automatically.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 8:27:18

[quote poster=Syko_Killa; 25603; 472867]
Originally posted by mrford:
The funny part that you don't seem to understand it that most of the people here chiming in are in sof, and joking. But why would some with your limited comprehension skills be able to tell that lol.
quote]
Just because were in the same clan as you doesn't mean we like you! Your an opinionated jerk, and its a shame that sof leaders don't bother to police up your mouth!


they're probably just worried about him dumping a load of poo on their faces.
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Jul 23rd 2013, 7:18:08

Originally posted by galleri:
KJ faps to porn all the time. Where is he anyhow?


buying a 3D printer and stocking up on porn?
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Jul 23rd 2013, 6:44:56

ahhh, that's why i get drunk and call people names. i don't eat enough bacon. or maybe i just don't get along with piggies.
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Jul 22nd 2013, 21:06:21

Originally posted by iScode:
she lives in LA actually.


she's stuck in the Japanese underworld last i heard. Lucy might be in LA.
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Jul 22nd 2013, 18:13:32

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=47v-Zm-9Wgg
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Jul 22nd 2013, 15:12:40

guess I'll never be able to play again because i mouthed off about SoF on the forums.
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Jul 22nd 2013, 15:10:00

have to block everything that hasn't been rated. how they going to block it anyway? who determines that it's porn to begin with?
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Jul 22nd 2013, 14:52:43

why would they argue about blocking porn? they can just grab a camera and make it themselves if they really want the kids to have access to it. what's so great about porn anyway?
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