Slagpit and his Canadian friends have been doing what they can to create microtransactions and drain the good American working folk dry of their hard-earned wealth. Nowhere is this more apparent than with Requiem and Coalie, who have purchased Premium Patron status, and then disabled it so that no one else can join them on this elite tier.

History has shown TIME AND TIME AGAIN that the upper bourgeois class cannot be trusted. They make decisions based on their bottom line, and the bottom line here is that Req is a danger to EE.

We must do away with the microtransactions and give Premium Patron status to ALL players, so that we're all on an equal playing field.

Sign this petition to remove Premium Patron status and tell Req to get Reqt once and for all:

I'm aiming for dead last place.

Nah the time he got upset over me saying his mom went to Alabama. Honestly, most people should take it as a compliment .... it is a good elite university. That was way back on the 15th.

I heard one of your member pour the milk before the cereal. Is that true ? How will you deal with this abomination

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I've been playing magic the gathering this whole time.

To the leaders and members of Marked 4 Death,

The time has come to set things straight. While you were busy playing checkers, moving your pieces one square at a time, the rest of us have been playing chess—thinking ahead, outmaneuvering, and outwitting. Your leaders, Leto and Slagpit (ATSucks), may think they’ve positioned themselves well, but they're simply out of their depth in a game they don’t fully grasp.

The Mercenaries For Hire have watched your attempts to conquer, but you've been predictable, shortsighted, and unaware of the larger battlefield. Your days of moving pawns aimlessly across the board are over. We're here to show you what true strategy looks like.

We declare war on Marked 4 Death. Prepare yourselves—this isn't a game of checkers anymore.

For Honor, For Glory, For Victory!
Mercenaries For Hire

Just wanted to announce that I'm leaving so I'm no longer FA contact for M4D, please direct all enquiries to Leto.

I had a long post drafted in my head but I can't be bothered now. I'm not having fun and life is too short and all that.

I do have a message for Blackhole though!
I still think you're kind of a fluffty person but I wanted you to know that you were the highlight of my last set. I mean, I have never had a man so obsessed with me he'd just bring me up randomly on discord and AT several times with no prompting. Gave me a good laugh. Also, you named your country after me and even in a mocking way, it was kind of an ego boost. So thank you, and maybe get some therapy <3 (oh and I am an actual 40 yr old woman and that could have been confirmed by a dozen or more people)

And with that, I hope to never return. Have fun everyone <3

This thread brings me back to 2000-2001

I laughed hard, real hard, because what WWE return this would be.

How will I consistently gain top 100 if there are more than 100 players though?

Guerilla marketing is excellent, but the game owners need to place ads to reach a wider audience, in my opinion.

I don't have the prevy to analyze the ROI on that but that's what needs to happen to to attract new people.