Smegma nailed it with zima. That's some rotten fluff.

I drink ketel one and soda with a lime most of the time when I'm out for dinner as my appetizer beverage. Whiskey is kind of a 2nd offering dessert thing for me. Start out ketel and club and then move to maybe a rye whiskey boulevardier with averna instead of campari, and finish with bonded aged neat shot of bourbon. It's sort of my route to bed when I'm out and about.

Point is. Ketel and club is like you know......a 20% alcohol hard seltzer with lime. It's kind of not like....that girly haha. Men been drinking vodka club and martinis looking classy for a long long time.