This thread needs more muff

Talkin’ knee deep in muff.
Need to get your muff-waders on. You know what I mean? Needless to say, a high volume of muff.

Is there anyone at this point who is confused as to how much muff is needed? Cuz I can keep goin’ with the analogies.

Okay, you know the great wall of China? Imagine that’s entirely made of muff.

You know those water cannons that riot police shoot to hose down crowds? Imagine the only thing comin’ out is liquid muff. At like, three thousand pounds per second. Yeah.

We got it covered?

Mkay, muff said.