swf = single white female
lfl = looking for love
lol = laughing out loud
gfy = good for you, or go fluff yourself
nsfw = not safe for work
TVMA = TV rated for mature adults
BING = But It's Not Google
HIV = Human immuno-deficiency virus
AIDS = acquired immune deficiency syndrome
AA = Alcoholics Anonymous
aaaaaaaaaaaaa = all asian, african american, and american association against acronym and abbreviation abuse anonymous
BFG = Big fluffing gun
FUBAR = fluffed Up Beyond All Recognition

hope this helps in an oh so random and inappropriate way. :-)

Have a pangy day (cuz apparently swirvey is now sacrilege)