i'm tired of hearing about Muslims rioting in the news. it's time for drastic action. i'm going to take off my tinfoil hat and attempt to the encourage the aliens to do more anal probing abductions in that area. all's i want to hear from a Muslim is a report about whether or not an alien anal probing abduction happened in the area. if they try to tell me about anything else, i'm going to consider it to be completely irrelevent.