Well that right there is a bunch of BS. I'd bet a lot of money that your group has never come together and gotten naked. We in the Fist gathered for a meet near Amsterdam, and I can't deny that I had to spoon with smikke for a good hour while he pinned me against the side of the tent, he wasn't being gay about the whole thing since he is bigger than me and he was not awake.

Ya'all are just posers. We in the Fist may be small, but we aren't faking. We're for real.