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SMz

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Sep 10th 2010, 2:42:54

i drink alot of vodka , go to a 1000 ppl party drunk as hell , then a girl smiles at me , i talk to her , tell her its not my style picking up girls at partys and ask for her phone number , she gives me her phone number.

20 min after i see her making out with a diffrent guy.

obvisouly its won't be something serious... BUT do i call her?

yes/no answers would be nice :)

mrford

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Sep 10th 2010, 2:45:42

really?

yes
wrap it twice
leave before she wakes up

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

kemo

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Sep 10th 2010, 2:47:34

make sure to shoot in her eye to piss her off

all praised to ra

Dragonlance

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Sep 10th 2010, 2:53:16

supermaaaaaaaaan

mrford

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Sep 10th 2010, 2:59:04

lazy eye what?

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Havoc

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Sep 10th 2010, 3:00:08

Surprise buttsex seems like the logical option.

Havoc
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KaiN

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Sep 10th 2010, 3:01:36

havoc is right make sure you knock her out with a brick first so she doesn't remember

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KeSSie

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Sep 10th 2010, 3:11:11

lol@this thread

Oh..and yeah..call her.

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Yamaha

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Sep 10th 2010, 3:24:07

Does she have a sister? Maybe she won't be such a ho...

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Bsnake

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Sep 10th 2010, 3:26:25

asking AT for "love life advice"

times must be tough.....

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Detmer

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Sep 10th 2010, 3:47:44

what kemo said

archaic

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Sep 10th 2010, 3:54:49

How many pale chubby virgins does it take to run a sex advice forum?

about 8 it would seem . . .

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Detmer

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Sep 10th 2010, 3:55:20

Originally posted by archaic:

How many pale chubby virgins does it take to run a sex advice forum?

about 8 it would seem . . .

wololo

Silent Sentinel

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Sep 10th 2010, 4:10:42

Depends if you want to stick one in her ass or marry her.

SakitSaPuwit

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Sep 10th 2010, 4:30:18

hookers are cheaper, and less work

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

mrford

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Sep 10th 2010, 5:07:53

Originally posted by archaic:

How many pale chubby virgins does it take to run a sex advice forum?

about 8 it would seem . . .

my wife and kid would seem to reduce that number to atleast 7

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

SMz

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Sep 10th 2010, 12:56:25

haha was drunk as hell late night

just wanted to hear opnions , im a classy guy i date only hot girls , and she was hot , i also date girls for a good relationship not just to get laid...

it kinda disscusted me that she was very drunk and talking to too much guys , it didn't turn me on thats for sure.

Havoc

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Sep 10th 2010, 14:59:44

So did you hit it?:P

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SMz

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Sep 10th 2010, 15:03:31

donno if i'll call her... maybe tonight

Havoc

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Sep 10th 2010, 15:18:31

:P

/j #panlv, roni:)

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Dragonlance

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Sep 10th 2010, 16:01:28

"YESY"EYDSS

KeSSie

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Sep 11th 2010, 0:18:44

hmmm...thinkin about calling a girl whose apparent flufftiness disgusts you?

*scratches head*

nm..I'm a chick..I shouldn't expect to understand that one :-P

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Ozzite

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Sep 11th 2010, 13:03:21

Originally posted by KeSSelaDaDarkAngel:

hmmm...thinkin about calling a girl whose apparent flufftiness disgusts you?

*scratches head*

nm..I'm a chick..I shouldn't expect to understand that one :-P

So the flufftiness is generally (there are exceptions) only disgusting when directed towards OTHER men :-P

Don't call her, bud. You can find another one. There are tons of hot chicks in Israel on the beaches and what not, no? :-P

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KeSSie

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Sep 11th 2010, 18:19:57

lol...ahhh...Ok Ozz...ty for clearing that one up for me ;-)

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Marshal

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Sep 11th 2010, 18:26:24

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