A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, there was a Prince and beautiful Princess. The Princess asked the Prince if he was going to marry her, or not? .. The Prince finally replied with a firm, “NO!!”
Since then….
The Prince rode motorcycles and diddled skinny, big breasted women… He hunted, raced cars and frequented naked bars, drinking whiskey, beer, preferred Captain Morgan. Beer got top priority in the top shelf in his refrigerator, at all times.
He dated women half his age. He never had to pay child support or alimony. The Prince never heard fluffing, ate like pig at times, and occasionally did cheerleaders in their bums. He clearly enjoyed doing it dog style because they could both watch TV. He never lost his house or his guns, and never got cheated on, while he was at work. His friends and family thought he was fluffin cool as hell..
He had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up at all times .....
The End

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Love it!

i was expecting a but in there somewhere and then he triumps over evil and lives happily ever after

LOL

QM you never fail to make me laugh

and sometimes think WTF???

and BONUS

Lol, that's what you think...
He posted it on facebook first :)

good times, good times