Mar 10th 2021, 17:43:18
Yeah come on now. I didnt just wakeup and become a songwriter you all love and appreciate. You're supposed to call me stupid, jobless, an attention whore, etc.
Everyone knows I'm only busy with getting high/drunk and jacking off so much that I've gone blind and do virtually naught with my life.
Speaking of steak and a blowjob day, I'm going to visit the missus down in Nashville this weekend. Impeccable timing really. But she's a native Jersey person, and wouldnt you know it, Steak and a blowjob day aka Sweetest Day DOES NOT EXIST ON THE NORTHEAST. Literally no one has even heard of it out here.
I guess it makes sense that when hallmark invents a holiday to sell more greeting cards, that only midwestern/southern women, likely middle aged, scanning the greeting card aisle would notice its existence.
"Oh wow Sherry, look at this one it makes a sound!"
"That's great Cathy. And look at this, this one has an alligator. I just love greeting cards."
Sorta funny to situate that day in the direct center of women's history month. I guess cooking steaks and sucking fluff is probably a good part of women's history. Been happening for hundreds of years eh?
I guess I better go do some laundry and take my first shower this month. Someone tell major in stones imma be in his neck of the woods if he wants to drink a beer with me. YOOOOOOHOOOOOO.