they're usually called Senior Citizens though, because if money is life, then they are sucking the life out of the younger generation with their attempts to live forever. hmmm, maybe some booze got stuck in my brain.

Oh god...a dibs post I can almost agree with :P

probably this portion of it:

i decided that if there was some old booze stuck in my brain, that it might be going through a midlife crisis and it required some new younger fresher boozbies to cheer it up and make it feel younger.

gotta keep the old farts happy or they'll threaten us with putting them on life support and daring us to pull the plug.

yeah i felt the same way..until i got older :P

Damn whippersnappers, you and women work for 1/3 of my pay and I'm making 1/2 of what I made 10 years ago. Your all ruining the economy and the world!

We should just put little crystals in their hands that blink once they reach a certain age and then they must report to a lottery with tiny (almost nonexistent) odds that they will be allowed to continue living... otherwise they are put to death.

*hugs xinny*

they wouldn't happen to be spending the other 1/2 of what you used to make on healthcare to keep you healthy enough to get the 1/2 that you do make now? or are they spending more than that 1/2?

No

But:

money != life

guess that means we can get rid of Social Security and Medicare then. oh, and welfare.

Well, I figure when it hurts to pee, you should just die anyway.

The greatest generation my arss.

HA! As I said in irc this reset. " you know your old when your happy you didn't tip over while standing on one leg putting your pants on." I was too satisfied with the feat.
This from a man who a decade ago ran 80 miles a week, played full court basketball twice a week for 3 hrs and did UNLIMITED push-ups and sit-ups.
Remember me when your 60!