Mrs Croaker
Member Nov 11th 3:28 PM
The devil went down to 1A, he was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cuz he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came accross this young man playin' a country and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a avid player, too.
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now, you play a pretty good commie, boy, but give the devil his due.
I'll bet a level of gold against your soul, 'cuz I think I'm better than you.
The boy said, "My name's Arminist" and it might be a sin
but I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been.
Arminist, grab an op and grow and play your country hard,
'Cause Hell's broke loose in 1A, and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win, you'll get this service level upgrade to gold,
but if you lose, the devil gets your soul...
The devil opened up his browser and he said I'll start this show.
And fire flew from his fingertips as he touched keyboard row.
And he pulled the mouse across the pad and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of multies joined in and it sounded something like this...
When the devil finished Arminist said Well, you're pretty good, ol' son,
but sit down in that chair right there, and let me show you how it's done.
Fire in the oil fields run, boys, run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Sponsors on the Earth site, rakin' in dough
Granny, does Mehul bite? No, child, no
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd beat.
And he laid that golden level on the ground by Arminist's feet.
And Arminist said, devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once, you son of a b*tch, I'm in TIE and TIE is win!
He played....
Fire in the oil fields run, boys, run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Sponsors on the Earth site, rakin' in dough
Granny, does Mehul bite? No, child, no
The Devil made me do it :)
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