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BlackHole Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 14:12:26

Have you ever dreamed of being part of something special? Something amazeballs? Something so noteworthy, wikipedia articles will be written about you?



Well some of those things are true here.

The Resistance is special, in a way. I don't know about amazeballs, maybe just balls. If a wikipedia article is written about us, I have a feeling it will be veeeeery long, and filled with bullfluff.





But nonetheless, we are recruiting. The requirements are as follows:

1. You must be ok with losing. In fact, you must enjoy it. You're going to die, and you're going to like it.
2. You must have no desire to do things the right way. We do things the wrong way here, and I'll be damned if anyone is going to come in and change our ways.
3. You must be unwaveringly loyal. If we ask you to do something stupid, like hit someone in a solo server, and you know you're going to get deleted. You MUST do it. In fact, if you get purple'd on your own accord, we will be really happy with you. Purple is our favorite color.
4. Are you good at making friends? Well FVCK YOU. We only want people that can make enemies. Don't be all up in here like Capt Control, being diplomatic, making friends, trying to learn how to play the game the 'right way'. You have to come in here putting your worst foot forward. Slap your mom as you walk through the door. Show us you mean business.
5. Are you good at recruiting other, low quality, humans? PERFECT. We need as many of them as possible. The Resistance is built on throwing sh!t at... well everything. Throw it at the forums. Throw it at you in a war. Throw it on IRC. We throw it everywhere. So we need a lot of it. If you can get more, we want you on our team!



You can audition here, please provide an example of why we should consider you. Also note, if you have any positive reputation in this game, whatsoever, we WILL NOT accept you. You will be added to our hate list, and we will send you piss in a bottle for Christmas.


Good luck everyone!

eevess Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 14:43:33

Interesting. Do i get paid if i join?
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SuperFly Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 15:03:16

Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?

Penguinbeng Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 15:14:09

sucky sucky?

Requiem Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 15:36:12

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?


LaF prob doesn’t want them under their flag. Bad for their brand.

SuperFly Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 15:49:56

Ah ok d
Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?


LaF prob doesn’t want them under their flag. Bad for their brand.


I see but they are the official LaF outpost and highly regarded as very good guys and an essential part of the war front by Gains and Gerdler.
Does guilty by association apply?

Captain Control Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 17:05:19

Originally posted by BlackHole:

4. Are you good at making friends? Well FVCK YOU. We only want people that can make enemies. Don't be all up in here like Capt Control, being diplomatic, making friends, trying to learn how to play the game the 'right way'. You have to come in here putting your worst foot forward. Slap your mom as you walk through the door. Show us you mean business.

...

We will send you piss in a bottle for Christmas



Can I atleast resell the piss bottles on the market?
Look for the Greek Mythology references and bring a beer! 🍺

galleri Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 18:22:29

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?

It's how they got your mom Trebek.


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

BlackHole Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 19:00:56

Originally posted by eevess:
Interesting. Do i get paid if i join?


We have no money.

BlackHole Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 19:01:17

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?



They don't want us.

BlackHole Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 19:02:02

Originally posted by Captain Control:
Originally posted by BlackHole:

4. Are you good at making friends? Well FVCK YOU. We only want people that can make enemies. Don't be all up in here like Capt Control, being diplomatic, making friends, trying to learn how to play the game the 'right way'. You have to come in here putting your worst foot forward. Slap your mom as you walk through the door. Show us you mean business.

...

We will send you piss in a bottle for Christmas



Can I atleast resell the piss bottles on the market?



To my knowledge, gains has never spoken positively about us. As such, his reputation is untarnished.

BlackHole Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 19:02:21

Originally posted by Captain Control:
Originally posted by BlackHole:

4. Are you good at making friends? Well FVCK YOU. We only want people that can make enemies. Don't be all up in here like Capt Control, being diplomatic, making friends, trying to learn how to play the game the 'right way'. You have to come in here putting your worst foot forward. Slap your mom as you walk through the door. Show us you mean business.

...

We will send you piss in a bottle for Christmas



Can I atleast resell the piss bottles on the market?



No. You must drink it.

GeneralCojones Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 20:15:53

Well you could just try to be part of something or you could join Apocalypse. and be part of our select whatsapp group. but we aint recruting so try to join this guys they need you. to face us

Link Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 20:19:27

TLDR

Elders is not taking new members at this time.
Link.


I Am a meat popsicle.


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BlackHole Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 20:37:43

Originally posted by GeneralCojones:
Well you could just try to be part of something or you could join Apocalypse. and be part of our select whatsapp group. but we aint recruting so try to join this guys they need you. to face us


We will never be a part of anything. We are our own thing. Nothing else can handle us.

Real Man

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Mar 6th 2023, 20:57:36

Originally posted by Link:
TLDR

Elders is not taking new members at this time.


ERRONEOUS! ERRONEOUS ON ALL COUNTS

Mr Gainsboro Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 21:25:02

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Ah ok d
Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?


LaF prob doesn’t want them under their flag. Bad for their brand.


I see but they are the official LaF outpost and highly regarded as very good guys and an essential part of the war front by Gains and Gerdler.
Does guilty by association apply?



so according to that logic Mercs & SoL is SoF outposts?
Don of LaF

galleri Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 21:25:22

Originally posted by Real Man:
Originally posted by Link:
TLDR

Elders is not taking new members at this time.


ERRONEOUS! ERRONEOUS ON ALL COUNTS

Sucks to your Azzmar!


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Requiem Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 22:02:20

Originally posted by Link:
TLDR

Elders is not taking new members at this time.


Can I join the Elders - a new EE netting tag?

Real Man

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Mar 6th 2023, 22:23:06

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Ah ok d
Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?


LaF prob doesn’t want them under their flag. Bad for their brand.

I see but they are the official LaF outpost and highly regarded as very good guys and an essential part of the war front by Gains and Gerdler.
Does guilty by association apply?



so according to that logic Mercs & SoL is SoF outposts?


lol, lmao. How are you still so bad at this? It’s an impressive feat, maybe you shouldn’t take social cues from Gerdler though if you want to improve.

Coalie Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 22:50:19

I heard they like to aloha snackbar

Suicidal Game profile

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Mar 6th 2023, 23:26:59

Originally posted by Mr Gainsboro:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Ah ok d
Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?


LaF prob doesn’t want them under their flag. Bad for their brand.


I see but they are the official LaF outpost and highly regarded as very good guys and an essential part of the war front by Gains and Gerdler.
Does guilty by association apply?



so according to that logic Mercs & SoL is SoF outposts?


Actually, Mercs, SoL, and SoF are outposts of Rage.

P.S. Gains, do you ever go in to that LaF room? I never see you there but they talk a lot of sh*t about you.

Link Game profile

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Mar 7th 2023, 0:32:07

Who are you people, and where is my horse?
Link.


I Am a meat popsicle.


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major Game profile

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Mar 7th 2023, 1:29:10

Bonus

Doug Game profile

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Mar 7th 2023, 5:00:17

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?

It's how they got your mom Trebek.


Am I the only one that got galleris joke?
https://youtu.be/df5iwY7QUTY

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galleri Game profile

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Mar 7th 2023, 20:17:31

Originally posted by Doug:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?

It's how they got your mom Trebek.


Am I the only one that got galleris joke?
https://youtu.be/df5iwY7QUTY


Thank you, Doug!
Someone appreciates my great comedy.


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Doug Game profile

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Mar 7th 2023, 22:34:58

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Doug:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?

It's how they got your mom Trebek.


Am I the only one that got galleris joke?
https://youtu.be/df5iwY7QUTY


Thank you, Doug!
Someone appreciates my great comedy.


Know who else appreciated me Trebek? Sov last night ha ha ha ha!
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Mar 7th 2023, 22:35:31

O O
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
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S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

Doug Game profile

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Mar 7th 2023, 22:40:44

Hey Galleri,

Here’s a whole mashup of all the best moments

https://youtu.be/lQuQVVBMex

Ps. Y’all stop messaging me that I was rude. She gets the reference lol but seriously watch that video of all the best moments, I laughed my ass off

Edited By: Doug on Mar 7th 2023, 22:56:27
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Murf Game profile

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Mar 9th 2023, 11:32:48

Pass

BlackHole Game profile

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Mar 9th 2023, 11:56:28

Originally posted by Murf:
Pass



We wouldn't let you in anyway!

Anarchist Game profile

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Mar 9th 2023, 13:27:52

Hey guys hit that like button and subscribe for more BONUS action.

BigP Game profile

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Mar 9th 2023, 13:56:48

Im offended that BH denied my application. :(
- SoF

BlackHole Game profile

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Mar 9th 2023, 14:33:21

BigP. You're too good man. We don't let good players in. This team has a reputation to uphold. We are terrible players. Suiciders and griefers, that's all we can do. We can't have people in our clan that can wall and kill and fluff.

Requiem Game profile

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Mar 9th 2023, 15:26:27

I will consider membership thanks for the offer!

Murf Game profile

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Mar 9th 2023, 16:22:18

Ohhhh whys that?

Doug Game profile

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Mar 10th 2023, 3:38:03

Originally posted by BigP:
Im offended that BH denied my application. :(


I’ll take you P. :-)
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BigP Game profile

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Mar 10th 2023, 11:29:25

I'm in, application sent
- SoF

galleri Game profile

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Mar 10th 2023, 18:48:11

Originally posted by Doug:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Doug:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by SuperFly:
Those are the same recruitments to join LaF now days...

Why not just join LaF seeing how You are gonna be playing together anyways?

It's how they got your mom Trebek.


Am I the only one that got galleris joke?
https://youtu.be/df5iwY7QUTY


Thank you, Doug!
Someone appreciates my great comedy.


Know who else appreciated me Trebek? Sov last night ha ha ha ha!

Trilogy might be pissed with you.


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Suicidal Game profile

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Mar 11th 2023, 17:02:50

Went to the land of the Aussies ~10 years ago cuz Trilogy made me a sammich. It is only a coincidence that her child turns 10 in April. Purely a coinky-dink