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gwagers

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Aug 29th 2010, 17:17:27

I've gotten enough of that from Team server. I really don't appreciate more nukes, thanks.

*crushes Marshal under unexploded ordinance; lights the fuse thereafter*

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Marshal

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Aug 29th 2010, 19:36:33

*throws gwagers to zombies*

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

gwagers

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Aug 30th 2010, 3:27:13

*is standing too far away from Marshal's crushed body, still underneath the ordinance, for him to reach*

And there aren't any zombies around here.

Patience

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Aug 30th 2010, 16:07:41

Hey... this is AT. Brains have no place here. :p

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

gwagers

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Aug 30th 2010, 17:12:19

I'd agree with Patience, except that somehow we had enough brains to survive long enough to learn how to type. Which means the remains of those brains are floating around somewhere. I just couldn't tell you where.

I'd start with Marshal's head first, though.

Marshal

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Aug 30th 2010, 18:28:47

i heard patty has big "brains". :P

gwagers

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Aug 30th 2010, 19:46:00

That is the first time that I've ever heard the word "brains" used as a euphemism. Marshal, you're a genius of the lowest order.

Marshal

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Aug 30th 2010, 20:34:51

i meant other body part instead of brains.

gwagers

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Aug 31st 2010, 2:46:39

As I said, euphemism.

Marshal

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Aug 31st 2010, 17:32:29

not really.

gwagers

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Aug 31st 2010, 18:17:31

Originally posted by Marshal:

i meant other body part instead of brains.

That is the definition of euphemism.

Marshal

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Aug 31st 2010, 18:23:13

maybe partially.

gwagers

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Aug 31st 2010, 18:24:50

You're going to have to look it up, I think. Euphemism is defined as a "good word" (its original Greek meaning) used to replace a "bad word" (in this case, brains instead of whatever sexual organ you had in mind).

Patience

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Aug 31st 2010, 18:26:14

HEY! Leave my sexual organs out of this! :p

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

gwagers

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Aug 31st 2010, 18:29:59

Don't look at me, Marshal said it.

Patience

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Aug 31st 2010, 19:55:52

Oh lord, don't get him started again. lol

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

KeSSie

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Aug 31st 2010, 20:07:28

Well..it doesn't ever take much for that to happen, Patience ;-)

EL YAY!

Marshal

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Aug 31st 2010, 20:41:45

who said something about sexual organs? besides pattycakes and gwagers.

i was talking about eyes and if those are sexual organs then .......

gwagers

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Sep 1st 2010, 2:41:20

Yeah, uh-huh, we'll believe that, for sure.

On an unrelated note, it is very disconcerting that the last post in the previous page is "*nukes pelo*". Four or five times, now, I've been halfway through typing a reply to that post before seeing the link to the next page. It's very irritating; please reorder those posts for me, would you?

Marshal

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Sep 1st 2010, 17:05:46

you don't trust my word?

gwagers

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Sep 1st 2010, 18:35:27

No, I don't. I think you can guess why.

Marshal

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Sep 1st 2010, 19:03:59

no i can't

gwagers

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Sep 1st 2010, 19:08:24

Because you have proven untrustworthy many times when you post for the sake of post count.

Also, I nearly got fooled by that *nukes pelo* post again. Very irritating.