Slagpit and his Canadian friends have been doing what they can to create microtransactions and drain the good American working folk dry of their hard-earned wealth. Nowhere is this more apparent than with Requiem and Coalie, who have purchased Premium Patron status, and then disabled it so that no one else can join them on this elite tier.

History has shown TIME AND TIME AGAIN that the upper bourgeois class cannot be trusted. They make decisions based on their bottom line, and the bottom line here is that Req is a danger to EE.

We must do away with the microtransactions and give Premium Patron status to ALL players, so that we're all on an equal playing field.

Sign this petition to remove Premium Patron status and tell Req to get Reqt once and for all:

Wait... so do you want them to "give Premium Patron status for ALL players" or do you want to "remove Premium Patron status".. i'm confused about what i would actually be signing here. I might have to sign Req's petition instead.

EITHER REMOVE PREMIUM PATRON® FOR EVERYONE, OR GIVE PREMIUM PATRON® TO EVERYONE!

whats that smell?

To be safe, how about give patron status to everyone and then remove it from everyone?

been in stones for a long time, this is all fresh news to me. /me sits n reads

Seems to me someone has a miss conception about Premium status. Premium, players help pay the operating cost of EE, and are rewarded with a few bonus points, and a tag by your avatar name, I don't see how that is a great advantage over the average player.

TAN is a communist

Trump is the Communist

He still lives rent free in your head, so yes he's a communist.

Req has said he'd sign my petition if I signed his. Since I signed his in absentia, he has also signed mine.

"I endorse this message." -Requiem, truck owner and premium patron

Nay, there is a difference between Premium and Patron.
I am a premium player, I have no special tags, but fund towards EE still running.
Patrons pay once effectively and that's it, and the ability to become a patron has been forcibly removed by the mods.

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I am a Premium Patron Member.

I have financially contributed to this game as a premium patron.

Confirmed

Req and I drive full sized pickup trucks and have big hitch balls

Watching this thread. Woohoo

Just FYI, this and Req's thread are sh!tposts based on some mutual trolling in the NA Discord. Nothing here is serious aside from Req compensating by driving a big truck.

Req got a commercial license?

You'd know the context if you were there. I invited you to the channel but you never accepted. :(

<3

Y'all fight the silliest battles. A sticker…. 60-80 year old men needing perceived authority.

I have jobs for anyone who needs a little badge to feel important. Meter reading is a real crime. Were hiring

Shots fired! He called you all 60-80 year men.

/gets the popcorn

Hihi dingdong