I was working on the web late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For the Monsters from their slabs began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

(They signed a pact)
They signed a Monster Pact
(A Monster Pact)
It was an Earth wide smash
(They signed a pact)
It caught on in a flash
(They signed a pact)
They signed a Monster Pact

Now everything's cool for the Monster clan
And these Monster Pacts are the hit of the land
For you, the living, these pacts were meant too
When you get to our door, the them Viceroy sent you

(Then you can pact)
You can have a Monster Pact
(A Monster Pact)
Its an Earth wide smash
(Just sign our pact)
You'll catch on in a flash
(You'll have a pact)
Then you'll have a Monster Pact


The Monsters would like to humbly announce that we are currently in the pacting process for next reset. Over the course of the next several days, we will be seeking out to sign and/or renew our formal relationships with other alliances on this server. However, if you just can't wait to add further insult to Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers and do the Monster Pact, feel free to preemptively contact us.

Viceroy
ICQ: 313-24-356
Yahoo Messenger, IRC, and E-Mail by request

Servant
ICQ: 32262071

viceroy u had all this time to write this yet not to play ffa for me lol

priorities... :)


And you get free hugs from me with every signed pact!

PS No refunds

Monsters is the best alliance in the game. maybe not top, but by far the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSredQLf0Ts

Please note,
Viceroy is authed to handle any and all FA business with Monsters:)

Warster, the best parodies write themselves.

can i talk u into 5 countries then?? lol