War Declaration: Mercenaries For Hire vs. Survival of the Fittest

To the warriors of Survival of the Fittest,
The Mercenaries For Hire are ready to march, and let’s be clear: surviving won’t be enough. We’re here to conquer, plain and simple.

At the helm of your crew stands Sov… or wait, is it Xyle today? The man can’t seem to decide. Whether he’s Xyle, Sov, or any of his other aliases, one thing remains the same—he’s about to face the full might of the Mercs. No name change will save him from the storm that’s coming.

Your time of survival has run out. The Mercs are coming for you.

Signed,
The Mercenaries For Hire

Can thank Leto for this one.

(Except for Slagpit/atsucks + Leto curveball, we didn’t agree to that one obviously).