Feb 26th 2021, 16:16:06
I don't want to bring up any old feelings for Requiem, especially because last time he was in hysterics (while sitting down to pee like a proper lady.) Though I would do anything for him in most instances; I will not drink Truly. I will not condone the drinking of Truly. I will not associate with him while he is drinking Truly.
So drink your "alcohol tastes icky" drinks while the rest of us sip that booze on the rocks or the sweet mix of barley and hops.
No, I will not drink Truly I say. No, I will not drink Truly today.
Not Blue Truly, nor Red. No, I say I would rather be dead.
Truly from a can or Truly on ice. Get it away from me, while i'm still being nice.
One Truly, Two Truly, Three Truly or Four. Bring any Truly to me, and you get thrown through the door.
So I repeat.
No, I will not drink Truly I say. No, I will not drink Truly today.
I promise you all this. If one day, a Truly does ever hit these lips.
Her first name will be Betty, and it will be between her hips.
*bows*
Stop drinking that crap.