Jan 16th 2013, 3:42:56
-There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Are there? Well then tell us!
-Tell me... what do you do with witches?
Burn'em! Burn them up!
-What do you burn apart from witches?
More witches!
Wood!
-So, why do witches burn?
Cuz they're made of... wood?
So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her!
-Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Oh yeah...
-Does wood sink in water?
No. It floats!
Let's throw her into the bog!
-What also floats in water?
Bread
Apples
Very small rocks
A D*ck!
-Exactly! So, logically...If she weighs the same as a d*ck... she's made of wood! And therefore,
A witch!
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