Do you consider yourself a Real Man? Want to join the most exclusive club in all of EE?

Apply to THE BOMB now.

The Brotherhood of Man Bros is now accepting APPLICATIONS (Notice we didn't say RECRUITING, this fluff is exclusive as f). We are not looking to pad our #s but slowly collect all of the coolest bros (AND HOES) in all of the EE.

If any of the following statements apply to you, you may be a good fit for THE BOMB.

<I am Tired of Jerking off everytime I see Low DR Bots
<I am Tired of arranged pointless wars
<I am not a sensitive little fluff
<I don't want to devote hours of my day to my country
<Sometimes i devote hours of my day to my country, do because i fcking feel like it, an I am a Man.
<I am sick of being told how I should play the game and being shamed by it
<I am just looking for like minded Bros to Riff with
<I enjoy chatting about non-EE manly stuff (grilling meat, doing manly tasks, drinking scotch, etc)
<I would like a unique EE experience with different Goals every set
<I enjoy trolling
<I don't cry when things don't go my way, I handle it like a real man
<I am not offended and don't take things too personally or seriously
<I have a penis
<I wish i had a penis




The Rules of THE BOMB

>No being a snitch
>No Beta fluffes
>No leaking or being a spy for other tags
>Respect our pacts
>No cheating or rule breaking
>Must play anonymously and not advertise your Membership
>Be an above average netter

Inquire about our mission statement and goals by sending me a forum PM to see if you would be a good fit. Membership must be approved unanimously by everyone in the BOMB, so the earlier you apply the better your chances are. Get in at the ground level at our inaugural set!

Good luck!

Regards,

Real Man

I'll join

I'm waiting for the application form

🤣@this thread

10/10

we will reach out immediately but please remember this rule if accepted into the brotherhood

do you drug test applicants?

unsure if you are expressing interest but I'm not sure you are a good fit



best of luck in your future endeavors

I'm not, don't have any interest either :-)

we do not drug test applicants, we do not believe in the invasion of privacy

we trust that as a real man you are free to make your own decisions to better yourself and your neighbours, and set a good example for young kids.

we do not promote degeneracy but rather do encourage being your best self, and acknowledge that even the best men have vices and we do not pass judgement

lol i would also like to see the application form...asking for a friend

Are beards mandatory?

facial hair is optional and at your discretion.

whatever makes you feel like a man and at your best, whether its clean shaven, a fu man chu, or full ZZ top beard.

Basically if DANGER and Gents conceived a special needs baby in a dark ally behind 4Chan headquarters, this is what it would look like.

thank you for your feedback, unfortunately you don't sound like THE BOMB material

Good luck in your future endeavors

Are there tshirts?

A beard does not define the man, but enhances the man. Even a non-beard accentuates the man by providing a powerful absence of the beard.

That goes for all non-Chuck Norris beards obviously. I am what all men gather strength from. It was I who God sent to Samson when pulling down the pillars to kill my enemies. It was I who Zeus used to punish Atlas for all eternity. It was I who allowed your father to gain the twinkle of your mother's eye in order to conceive you. Every time you ask "Well, who are you? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? I really want to know. Who are you? Who, who, who, who." ME.

I am honored to be an initiated member. I just got my official acceptance form:

https://imgur.com/blQfoWi

Sounds like a sausage fest to me.

Hos are out

Clearly Hardy is out, but you are still welcome. We don't discriminate. Well we do. With extreme prejudice against all non-manly men. But you 'aight.

I can confirm ChuckNorrisBeard has been properly vetted and is now part of THE BOMB.

His application was oozing manliness and has set a high standard for the rest of you.

ChuckNorris' Beard has experienced more than a lesser mans body.

My club is more exclusive, you cant even apply to get in...

WTF happened to me picking the name?
I really liked GFF - Gains Fabulous Fellowship, i am so disappointed i will not be able to sleep tonight.

Clearly!

was something unclear about the name of the tag?

are you volunteering to make them?

ChuckNorrisBeard may require custom fit

I’m my best self on molly.

Is that how I received those feet photos?

Molly always hitting me up for a beard ride.

Flag suggestion: sausage with eggs and perhaps some font... "fluff Brigade" or "fluff Squad"

I feel like I am the artist formerly known as a Real Man, so maybe I am not qualified.....but I do like breakfast food. Bacon over sausage for sure.

I feel like we need a breakfast food that represents a group of females. Maybe clams would be good for breakfast......

Avocado toast for the dirty girls...

Tacos, street tacos represent females :P

🍴🥩🌮😋

Nom Nom Nom

She's always an eager bird.



There's no way I could have written "Galleri" that legibly had molly given me the Michael J. Fox shakes. ;)

gay

Though we understand the need to be infatuated with us, we politely decline. However, you are allowed to pleasure yourself to the chiseled chin under my physique. Just keep it manly.

so you want my man goo, on your chin.

understood.

O O

what are you some sort of homophobe

I doubt that anyone is afraid of a fruitcake....that term "homophobic" is idiotic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

You are not really Chuck Norris' beard. Everyone knows Chuck Norris has no chin, it's another fist.

WILL THERE BE EXPLOSIONS? WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS MONKEYS WITH TYPEWRITERS? IF A WATERY TART THREW A WET SWORD WEST AT 100MPH AT A COCONUT LADEN SWALLOW (AFRICAN) TRAVELLING EAST AT 50MPH, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOR SAM TO PASS A DRUG TEST?

JIM DANGER
CHIEF INQUISITOR
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|*


(*a division of TACO CORP.)

lQQks in pants wow Im a d00d but stones gives me 2 kilos per set that I play for them.

Wierd mods we have in this game.
First galleri wants feet pics, now Red X is putting man goo on people's chins.