Ffs I was netting…

what is luck supposed to do on bonus points? I have tried is spending points on that one a few times and I dont see any additional production booms or extra missiles.

Gonzo and I could tag team you and win in a royal rumble with ease...

That’s it I am tagging up stones! No hits Bru and gets away with it!

Cuz we like battle

I assumed $66-$70m in was supposed to do a resell but was traveling cool to see I still snuck into 10th

I guess I’ll stick the usual demo farmer with the tech start if anyone wants to ally. Mr Superfly of wog if me

Congrats guys. I am surprised I finished 10th cuz after #33 retaled me I didn’t log back in as I was traveling so missed spending the $3b on hand and all turns that I had available lol

Missed the end of set :(

Well nothings been posted any where so I assume this peace deal is all talk like the fight club deal….

So what peace deal has been reached? Post the details to be transparent and hold everyone accountable.

It’s not like some peoples words around here have an ounce of truth behind them…

I gotta worry about it cuz you are telling my clan leader that you don’t want him to allow me to hit you.

I need to know what these conditions that you want imposed on me entail.

Do I get peace with both of you or only one of you? Do I only DNH you or both of you?

You are trying to dictate how I am to use my turns next set so at least fill me in man

Obvious answer; cuz yet again you make a thread about me and you keep posting my name on it.....

So let me get this straight; now you are afraid to get suicided on after you have been suiciding Evo for no reason. Now you hope to netgain in peace after waging war on the netters for 3 sets and claiming an eternal war until the end of time.

Can I ask why the change of heart Josey? Are you parting ways with Cath or is he having a change of heart as well and quitting your losing war?

I personally offered you peace multiple times on previous locked threads but you ignored my olive branch and kept insulting me instead. Which is why I dont trust you as far as I can throw you.

On the subject of dead countries / deleted countries can they show up on scores at the end of the set? I was looking for who was deleted in express last round and couldn’t find it until badonkadonks said it was him lol

Do you even want peace or is this another stupid thread that deserves to be locked? I thought that you only do what Cathankins tells you to do cuz he is your master.

If you are ready to go back to being a mediocre netter noob in an established tag then say SuperFly is my daddy and I was wrong to go against him.

The terms are you crawl into a hole and die and you stfu for good and you leave the game and then you will have your peace. If not we keep putting you down like a rabbis infested rat that you are

quoted for the truth!

Not only is my country alive it also didnt take a single hit from dumb and dumber despite me having 0 tanks and 0 turrets for the first week of the set lol

looks like you are envious of me having friends in this game and in real life.

Go make some champ :)

Josie you are brain dead. Why did you even offer option 1 if you are too stupid and retarded to follow through?

I hope you get banned soon as you are an idiot…

Go shove your stupid options and duals up your butt and die like the scumbag piece of trash that you are and keep restarting until you go away for good

Galleri tried making a thread for bickering awhile back. No one posted on it.

I think it’s time for Prime to close this thread up as well as it was detailed yet again

Canadian lol

But it’s ciroq coconut vodka so almost like a Malibu rum and coke lol

I just got home from work and having a vodka coke with dinner.

Happy coke day!

Are you the penguin that you got goons to take care of me?

I got Coalie. He is former JSOC and him and his army homies will take care of the goons IRL like he takes care of you and Josie in Earth!

lol

Take it easy tiger. This is just an internet text game.

Lets do option 1 and also option 2. Unless you are scared to lose twice... which restart is yours champ?

But mighty josey you threw the gauntlet knowing full well that you are on your 4th restart and that I am on my original country.

Did you just once again bite more off than you can chew?

Is your mouth writing cheques that your body can’t cash?

You can’t win at life outside of this game lol

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)
(Republic)
Clan: Mercs
Rank: 30
Networth: 5,977,666
Land: 24732
Successful Attack Percentage: 91.84%


Look I am using a republic as well. I changed government after seeing how successful your 4 republics were against Evo.

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)

Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265)


I have plastered my country number for you to come for me 2 days before the round even started.

This is a street fight. Bring your friends, bring your momma, bring your dog so that they can all get a beat down

As a non official ambassador of Mercs and Evo I would like to wish everyone at Earth Empires a happy May 8th.

May your Wednesday be filled with joy and happiness. Also may you and your family enjoy a cold glass of Coca Cola (make it a rum & coke / Cuba Libre if you are of age) as today is the 138th anniversary of Cokes first day on the market.

That’s all. Happy hump day from your friends at Mercs and Evo

SuperFly
Community relations manager
For Mercenaries for Hire and Evolution

The funny thing is that Slagpit told these two idiots to stop falling for taunts.

Then galleri reposted Slags post for them to read again but alas Josey and Cathankins are just dumber than a broken in half brick

Originally posted by Slagpit:
I recommend not falling for taunts.

Btw retarded Josey let’s have your little express battle. Come get some Jabroni

oh so you are saying that you only half killed me and only half beat me? Cool, cool. Way to contradict yourself lol

btw look at CS 60 BPT that means that in 70 turns I would be full built and ready for you to tickle my ballz further with some chems...

Will do but let me know when you can go 72 hrs without dying in allaince or team so that I can have you killed again :)

https://www.earthempires.com/express/746/ranks/2

My country status op shows that I had 4,192 acreas unbuilt from you little chems. Tell me great one how does that make me cripple? Again the proof is in the pudding that all you do is make stuff up...

You posted the eestats link. I aint making stuff up and anyone who clicks the "proof" that you posted can see that the only one twisting stuff is yourself.

have a swirvey day!

If these stats off your profile make you Elite:

Game Profile for Cathankins
Overall Express Alliance Team Primary Free For All Tournament

Best Finishes
Server Rank
Express 1
Alliance 7
Team 1
Primary 1
Free For All 10
Tournament 1

Ranks on Overall Leaderboards
Leaderboard Score Rank
Networth $6,729,390,532 #64
Land 2,909,701 #77
Top 100 105 #132
Top 10 91 #26
Best 3 $518,941,217 #55
Attack Success 98.4% #53
Kills 3 #1151
Deaths 13 #621
Pop Killed 3,903,644 #329
Attacks 5333 #600
Missiles 391 #517
Defends 4992 #600


what do my stats make me? God Mode?

Game Profile for SuperFly
Overall Express Alliance Team Primary Free For All Tournament

Best Finishes
Server Rank
Express 1
Alliance 15
Team 1
Primary 6
Free For All 100+
Tournament 2

Ranks on Overall Leaderboards
Leaderboard Score Rank
Networth $24,576,280,012 #4
Land 20,990,495 #1
Top 100 928 #1
Top 10 359 #1
Best 3 $480,506,597 #61
Attack Success 93.01% #1060
Kills 152 #26
Deaths 143 #4
Pop Killed 80,323,627 #2
Attacks 90,662 #2
Missiles 12,234 #2
Defends 55,029 #4


I have a lot of Rank #1's and lots of top #4. You aint even got a top 25 rank on your profile. Guess I am superior than you yet again....

I looked at the country news that you posted and I cant believe that I even have to ask this; but are you seriously calling a few missiles a kill and a war victory? You barely ticked my balls with that pathetic attack and you are claiming to have beat me?

Brother, look how many times you have been killed by the community in the last 2 sets:

86 473 Apollo (#557) 3168 $864,231 F
86 Devil Anse (#545) 4866 $1,558,825 F JWALESCO
86 (#535) 3979 $615,719 F JWALESCO
86 Eternal war against evo (#529) 2285 $1,886,813 T JWALESCO
86 Knights Golden Circle (#526) 8582 $5,665,569 T JWALESCO
86 William Quantrill (#281) 35,459 $23,100,855 T JWALESCO

85 396 Devil Anse Hatfield (#521) 11,103 $8,299,056 D JWALESCO
85 Bloody Bill Anderson (#516) 5169 $7,613,087 D JWALESCO
85 Apollyon The Destroyer (#69) 2963 $30,388,081 R JWALESCO

167 Demon (#70) 5150 $657,470 F
167 Flex master (#68) 2609 $335,910 F
167 Gavrilo Princip (#63) 2362 $208,692 F


You have already died 3 times this set as well.

You are terrible at this war game son. The Coalition of players against you will continue to keep squishing you like the physchopath piss ant that you are and I will just keep laughing at your for claiming that these ball tickle attacks constitute a victory for you over me:

2024-03-17 22:51:09 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 260B 8868 C
2024-03-17 19:39:33 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 352B 10638 C
2024-03-17 11:39:24 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) DH
2024-03-17 10:28:19 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 358B 10251 C
2024-03-17 10:26:22 CM Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 443B 11783 C
2024-03-16 23:10:42 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 1033A (1386A)
2024-03-16 17:03:48 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 1028A (1422A)
2024-03-16 12:04:35 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 402A (652A)
2024-03-16 12:02:55 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 485A (856A)
2024-03-16 12:02:51 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 551A (1089A)
2024-03-16 12:02:30 PS Apollyon The Destroyer (#10) LS Swapped Cayman S (#2) 550A (1189A)

you made 11 hits against me and I made 25 hits against you. I literally out hit you 2:1

Damn you are a JOKE! You should delete your eestats country links that you posted cuz its making you look real bad....

Simo Hayha (#515)
(Tyranny)
Rank: 489
Networth: 556,281
Land: 1947
Successful Attack Percentage: 95.65%
Successful Defense Percentage: 0%
Dead

Looks like you are dead again!

and look at that I was the breaker!
DIE LOSER SCUMBAG TRASH

2024-05-08 01:22:34 BR Josey Whales The Joke of 2024 (#265) Mercs Simo Hayha (#515) 25B 1757 C

Are you serious? You are asking why I commented on a thread about you hitting Evo? You are only hitting Evo to hurt my feelings. Why would I not comment if this is about me?

For a minute I thought this was a thread about you hitting your head against the air and it giving you an ouchie…

I am your final boss Caty baby!

Defeat me and you will gain eternal happiness in your life outside of earth!

Complete your earth2025 story and defeat me by tag killing Evo and you will be set free of my chains!

Apologize to me and admit that I am your superior and I’ll even BR break the Evo countries for you to kill cuz that’s how loyal I am to Evo, a tag that I have not played for and have 0 relationship with lol

Oh geez you AB'ed another Evo nooblet who does not have tanks. That hurt my right testical so bad! Please AB another Evo noob with 0 tanks quickly so that my left nut can feel some pain as well!

You guys are doing such an awesome job at getting back at me by hitting Evo!

Face it I OWNED YOU NOOBS SO BAD! You will never recover from me leaving your dog crap JWCO tag and letting you die at the hands of Monsters!!!! I am starting to wonder if me abandoning your tag is similar to your dads going out for milk and never coming back for you when you was poopy diaper babies.

While I sleep soundly at night you two toss and turn in your air mattresses thinking about SuperFly and how he is so much better than you! I am your Cody Rhodes, your American nightmare!!!