IT APPEARS THAT BROTHER CARLOS DANGER (OFFICIAL SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTANT OF THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER!|) HAS RELAPSED INTO SIN ONCE MORE. AFTER A GREAT DEAL OF GNASHING OF TEETH AND RENDING OF HAIR, THE OBJECT OF YOUR DESIRE - HUMA ABEDIN (NOT AFFILIATED WITH DANGER IN AN 'OFFICIAL' CAPACITY) HAS BECOME AVAILABLE.

BRADEN, ACT NOW, WHILE SUPPLIES OF YOUR FAVORITE LIBERAL POLITICAL ADVISER LAST. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!

JIM_DANGER
DANGER HEAD OF RECENTLY BEING FIRED FROM GAWKER


https://www.washingtonpost.com/...anthony-weiners-marriage/

She looks more like a horse than Sara Jessica Parker. That mouth probably eats tiny babies.

wtf man that fluff is like 40% teeth 60% forehead

Well, back to Kalamazoo for me :(

WELL, NO ONE EVER SAID CARLOS HAD GOOD TASTE IN WOMEN, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY HE IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO TEST DRIVE DIFFERENT ONES ALL OF THE TIME. SADLY, IF BROTHER CARLOS DOES NOT START BEING MORE CAREFUL IN HIS SELECTION PROCESS, HE IS GOING TO END UP WITH A TALK SHOW.

AS FOR MRS . . . MS ABEDIN, SHE CAN NOT BE BLAMED FOR THIS. SHE HEARD HE WAS SEWING HIS WILD OATS AND SHE GALLOPED STRAIGHT INTO HIS ARMS.

JIM_DANGER
BAD AT PUNS

I will ask how my fluff tastes after you tap that non existent ass. Happy wet dreams.

What did she look like before she died?

Bonus weiner

Before she reincarnated, she was a burka wearing lesbian donkey Buddhist. Thats what ms Cleo said before she died.

Dumpster divin'
In her cootchie
You are...
Dumpster divin'
In her cootchie
Yaa

She is a lovely woman and her in a smart pant suit?
Come on.

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