Aug 18th 2014, 17:59:19
It's because they're black, is that what you're hinting at?
I'm going to tell you a story. I was on the way to work, passing through downtown Tallahassee, when this beat-up honda civic with a fart can pulled out in front of this Lexus SUV, being driven way too fast for the conditions, by a black woman, with another black woman in the front passenger seat. Now, this Lexus had plenty of time to slow down and adjust to the new traffic conditions, but, instead, what does the black woman behind the wheel do?
Lays on her horn. Lays on it like she's personally responsible for the Civil Rights movement, personally responsible for every single white-on-black incident that garnered huge media coverage, as if her mighty horn would literally bring Martin Luther King Jr., Treyvon Martin, Michael brown, and every other black person that had died at the hands of white people back from the dead and revert human history back to the point before civilized contact, where she would be living in sweet, ignorant bliss in her dirt hut, picking lice off her mate and every other racist thing anyone can think of. The SUV got right on that dented-up civic, singing its twin-tone, one-note song of praise and hallelujah, before whipping behind me, where I could clearly see with my rear-view the driver flashing gang signs and yelling about something, probably more racist, that would probably make the baby Jesus cry had he been able to afford a dented-up honda civic to drive to the synagogue every week.
Now, I thought to myself "Now why is this specimen so angry that she is putting herself and her passenger at great risk of getting lynched?" before remembering I wasn't in the 1960s, and that we are a more civilized nation than we were back then. I then turned left on the parkway, confident in my prediction that I would never see the dented-up honda civic or the Lexus SUV again, as both of them kept going straight.
But no, I saw them again like 5 minutes later. No idea how, as I didn't think there was another way from there onto the parkway. But the SUV was following the dented-up honda civic (I wouldn't see the civic for another 2 minutes), probably to do something black to it (which was odd, as the civic was already black), and the SUV had turned onto the service road to try to beat the traffic on the parkway to a side street. However, as I also needed to take the side street, and as I was closer to the turn-off on the parkway, I was able to reach the intersection before they could. After turning on the street, we both caught up to the dented-up civic, going through another intersection. He went straight, and me and the Lexus SUV turned right. Nothing else happened.
Is that the sort of fun you were poking?
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.