They used to be so entertaining to read. Hardly anyone does it anymore. Why?

nobody actually wars anymore, this server is a farm simulator now.

LCN made such a fugly fail of it last time they didnt even attempt it.

Good war decs require creativity, a sense of humor and reasonable grasp of the english language. Those are, sadly, three things notably lacking in modern EE...

We posted up Soviet's moobs since LCN didn't put up anything for us.
We have been waiting on an appropriate reply.
They have nothing good apparently.
We win.

*goes to post pic of ron jeremy in imag's thread*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rnko5p25Ws

my commentaries scared people away?:P

Why post a war dec? I don't see any war. LCN dec on WB?

Members desperate for a war so give them a no brainer?

No dec, no war, no more. This shall be the policy of the Society of Players that Want to Read War Declarations. Join Today @ jkjk.SOPWReaWrD.ee

SOPWReaWrD ftw!

at least use youtube. lol

i still write decs. nobody appreciates them.

the idea behind a war declaration is to declare the purpose for the war. when you don`t have one, you have no subsequent thread to create :(

what they never understood, gary, was we can joke to get him back, but in the process we ensure he never returns.

the entirety of the logic is lost on me. i asked, politely, that if they wanted him to return, as he is [read their] friend, then maybe we ask him to return..? it was then suggested that if i knew him, i'd know it wasn't a possibility. the logic of, if it was done to you, how might you respond? was entirely ignored in favour of wasting my turns and our ""war"" set to be used during war. what they don't understand, however, is next reset when it's our planned for on again off again war/net set, and our ally needs us.. nope, we're netgaining.

some of us, maybe, read me, left rds being fluffs behind us when we were deleted for being, well, fluffs.

(i may be invited to leave :(.. )

i swear i remember there being one that was mildly entertaining not too long ago

Wars? What's that? It's all about landtrading happily now!

kumbaiya, my lord, kumbaiya!
dear lord, bless us for not having to suffer our enemies by being required to explain just as to why we have to kill the morons to Detah. and God Bless Heavenly Tits And The Women Who Enjoy Sharing Them In Public.

Amon - Egyptian God Of Life, The Universe And Everything.

kumbaiya was a negro spiritual co-opted by white campers

I miss war.

you know who doesn't?, the namesake of your favourite college football team, the seminoles, they don't miss war

You're a smart arse! Unfortunately I like you!

Amen used at the end of a prayer is a reference to Amon. Yahweh needs Amon's permission to do everything that we pray for.

too deep for me, dibs. ill see in a few beers.