169 YEARS AGO, SAM DANGER BURST ON TO THE SCENE IN APPROPRIATELY SPECTACULAR FASHION! LEGEND SAYS THAT WHEN SAM EMERGED, HE IMMEDIATELY EXPLODED THE ATTENDING NURSES (72 OF THEM) AND THEN PROCEEDED TO DEVOUR HIS MOTHER! SOME ASPECTS OF THE LEGEND ARE IN QUESTION, AS I AM YOUNGER AND CLEARLY OUR MOTHER HAD NOT BEEN DEVOURED AT THE TIME OF MY BIRTH, ALTHOUGH WE HAVEN'T RULED OUT REINCARNATION. ALL THAT SAID, THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT SAM IS OLD. AND BETTER LOOKING AND SMARTER THAN YOU!

HA!

BILL
MINISTER OF CELEBRATIONS
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Happy Birthday To Samantha Danger!!!

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HAPPY B'DAY MS. DANGER!!!!!!

happy birthday sammy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!!!!!

Happy birthday

Happy birthday. You're lookin good for a 169 year old :P

i will reserve comment on better looking until i see a picture of him in a suit and tie- lets be fair

as for reincarnation, might he be only your half brother, mother indeed passed, father remarried, and then bore you?

(and might you find that offensive, it is the story of my fathers history, so i promise you none was intended :( )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR WELL WISHES. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN TEMPORARILY REMOVED FROM THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED.

IT IS A LITTLE AFTER 9:00 AM NOW, SO I AM GOING TO GET BACK TO DRINKING AND GAMBLING!

HA!

SAM
MINISTER OF DEBAUCHERY,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!