We in Monsters have decided to declare war on all households that give out "healthy" treats for Halloween.

We demand that only sugary products, loaded with all the holy emptiness of nutrition be given to those who seek the most revered and hallowed Trick or Treat Candy.

Only the chocolatey goodness or the nutty richness or the smooth silkiness of caramel of candy should be given freely to those who knock on doors!

We will, of course, also accept distribution of booze if the Tricky or Treater is of correct age.

We call upon ALL members of Earth to target such vile creatures who distribute anything remotely healthy with rolls of toilet paper gleefully distributed upon their homes, trees, shrubs, and cats (leave the dogs alone please). And clearly label their windows with message written in bars of soap that next year they must do better!

Big Dog
Clowns with Guns
Monster currently not in charge

Just what America's kids need... More refined simple sugar...

Americans are suckers for falling for Halloween and jacked up prices.

Go to the store the day after and get candy 60-80% off.

High fructose corn syrup is better... especially when it comes in 2 liter bottles... with caffeine and flavoring.

no treats for bd on this halloween.

BOO!

boston creme pies BD...SPLAT!!!

Halloween for over 21s, bigdogcwg may be onto something.

woots

You can't really give out healthy treats anyway. They don't really make any of that sort of thing and you can't make it homemade and give it away because of the assholes who like to make trouble and cause injury by putting fluff into "open" read (not secured) treats.

Thus, making a real healthy treat for kids and putting it into a real plastic bag won't fly, they would just get thrown away before anyone could actually try it.

give them choco dipped carrots. :P

I give out cans of beer to the adult trick or treaters at my place. :-)

and caffeine laiden chocolates to their kids.

you are killing those kids.

Naw I get em sugared up and caffeinated up...parents really love me!

YOU!!!!

for sure, they'd love to beat you.