CHUCK_DANGER HAS WON THIS RESET'S MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! LAST MAN STANDING AWARD. TONIGHT WE GATHER 'ROUND THE MUSHROOM CLOUD, ROAST THE SACRIFICIAL WILDEBEEST AND SING A SONG OF WEAL AND WOE IN HIS HONOR! GET YOUR TISSUES HANDY!

AHEM!

THE STRUGGLE IS OVER!
THE BOYS ARE DEFEATED!
[DANGER]!'S SURROUNDED!
WITH SADNESS AND GLOOM!
WE WERE DEFEATED!
AND SHAMEFULLY TREATED!
AND I, CHARLES DANGER!
AWAITING MY DOOM!

BOLD CHARLES DANGER!
THE DARLING OF EARTH EMPIRES!
BOLD CHARLES DANGER!
WILL DIE WITH A SMILE!
FAREWELL COMPANIONS!
BOTH LOYAL AND DARING!
I LAY DOWN MY LIFE!
FOR THE COMMITTEE OF ONE!

HUNG, DRAWN AND QUARTERED!
SURE, THAT WAS MY SENTENCE!
BUT SOON, I WILL SHOW THEM!
NO COWARD AM I!
MY CRIME IS THE LOVE OF!
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
A HERO I LIVED!
AND A HERO I'LL DIE!

GOODBYE TO OLD [DANGER]!
TO WILLIAM AND JOSEPH!
COMPANIONS IN ARMS!
TO FORGET, YOU MUST TRY!
I'M PROUD OF THE HONOR!
'TWAS ONLY MY DUTY!
A HERO I LIVED!
AND A HERO I'LL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOLD CHARLES DANGER!!!!!!!!
THE DARLING OF EARTH EMPIRES!!!!!!!
BOLD CHARLES DANGER!!!!!!
WILL DIE WITH A SMILE!!!!!!
FAREWELL COMPANIONS!!!!!!!
BOTH LOYAL AND DARING!!!!!!!
I LAY DOWN MY LIFE!!!!!
FOR THE COMMITTEE OF ONE!!!!!!!

SNIFF!

SAM
OVERLORD OF CEREMONIES,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

CONGRATS TO CHUCK!

I DEDICATE THIS VICTORY TO THE COMMITTEE OF ONE! IT HAS BEEN A HARD FOUGHT VICTORY STANDING FOR THE POLICIES OF VIOLENT PACIFISM.

SHOULD THE RAGERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY SAVING TURNS FINALLY LAY ME TO REST, IT IS A LESSON FOR FOR ALL TO LEARN THAT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WILL DEFEND THE RIGHTS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM AT ANY COST.

PLEASE RISE AND REMOVE YOUR HATS FOR A MOMENT OF SILENCE IN TRIBUTE TO THE FALLEN BROTHERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

[AND A SHOUT OUT TO AN EARTH LEGEND THAT HAS RECENTLY DECEASED IN MR LEMON CHIFFON]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

I DIDN'T KNOW SAM HAD A GUITAR!

Well Chuck
At least ya knew it was coming

i hope one day i can stand beside chuck on the battlefield and watch him die like a hero.

KNEW IT WAS COMING? HA! HAD IT NOT COME RAGE WOULD HAVE SOME SERIOUS EXPLAINING TO DO! WITH A 5:1 COUNTRY RATIO, THE QUESTION IS HOW IT TOOK SO LONG! I TRULY HOPE RAGE ACCEPTS DEFEAT AND SIGNS A DECLARATION OF PEACE SOON SO THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO RESTART! I WOULD HATE TO CONTINUE PUNISHING THEM INTO SUBMISSION! ACTUALLY THAT IS A LIE. I ENJOY PUNISHING ALL OFFENDERS OF THE RIGHTEOUS RETALIATION POLICIES.

HA!
CHUCK_DANGER
THE MIGHTY CLAN[DANGER]!

This entire situation is ridiculous. At least you are all keeping me entertained. Way better than the usual LaF vs Evo / Sol vs SoF trolling!

*sniff*

That was beautiful. I [almost] am sad for killing him. :)

GARRY!

GREAT NAME! DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE SONG WHICH I PLAGIARIZED FOR THIS POST?

HA!

SAM
HEAD OF LYRICS APPROPRIATIONS,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Was it to that new Justin Beiber song?
I knew it Sam! Another man addicted to "Beiber-fever"
There is a cure.. its called Tool or Pantera.

Yeah I have to admit the song is really touching!

i want to join danger, but my caps lock is broken

TYTANIOUS!

ACTUALLY ONE OF THE ENTRANCE CRITERIA INTO THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! IS TO HAVE ONE'S CAPS LOCK SURGICALLY REMOVED. IT IS PAINFUL AND SOMEWHAT BLOODY, BUT IS NECESSARY, AS ONLY NINNIES USE CAPS LOCK; REAL MEN USE BULGING PINKY FINGERS TO DEPRESS SHIFT KEYS!!!!

HA!

BILL
NOT EVEN JOKING
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

YOUR HUMBLE VASSAL STATE MD CONGRATULATES CHUCK_DANGER ON HIS VICTORY!