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euglaf

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Aug 17th 2013, 23:39:53

evo, for some reason you decided to join sol and gangbang our ally sof. nobody really knows why you joined in other than perhaps you're some stupid croonie of sol's now. you mentioned laf specifically in your war dec, and i'm guessing its because you expected for us to go after you. well, here it is. we will kill you for 1) being part of a despicable gangbang at turn 200 and 2) for having the rational thinking capacity of a goldfish.

sol/monster countries that are found attacking laf will be maimed/killed. for the most part, we are just looking to knock down evo to even out this stupid gangbang that you guys thought would be a great idea. by cutting evo down in roughly half the networth and land numbers will look become a lot more fair.

Pontius Pirate

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Aug 17th 2013, 23:41:45

Fairness, always important to LaF and SoF

Originally posted by Cerberus:

This guy is destroying the U.S. Dollars position as the preferred exchange for international trade. The Chinese Ruan is going to replace it soon, then the U.S. will not have control of the IMF

BattleKJ

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Aug 17th 2013, 23:42:13

shut the fluff up and go watch hanlong work on the gay live sex webcam sites

de1i

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Aug 17th 2013, 23:45:15

Silly declaration is silly.

mdevol

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Aug 17th 2013, 23:45:50

/me slow claps...

Edited By: mdevol on Aug 17th 2013, 23:54:24
See Original Post

Surely what a man does when he is caught off his guard is the best evidence as to what sort of man he is. - C.S. Lewis

MilitantOrgy

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Aug 17th 2013, 23:46:06

*goes to look up the definition of "gangbang" in the LaF/SoF dictionary*

Junky

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Aug 17th 2013, 23:51:21

every time I start to respect SOF alittle, this happens.

I Maybe Crazy... But atleast I'm crazy.

prank

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Aug 17th 2013, 23:59:19

Finally! I get to war laf! Hope you guys kill better in war than when you police

grimjoww

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:01:40

lmfao

Scorba

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:10:54

Basically this is SoF feeling that even with Rival coming in to make the numbers even, and bringing them near to us in networth, that they still were going lose this war.

Maybe it's because of the recent wars but the SoF today feels weak compared to what they were a year ago. In comparison everything RD did was annoyingly fast, from hitting, walling, or reacting and adapting their strategy.

The only thing SoF is current the top in is being desperately afraid to lose and it's unfortunate that LaF got dragged into because of that fear.

iScode

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:13:41

and what does the oop fs with three alliances tell you Scorba?

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Home Turf

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:14:59

Anymore more juicy landfarms want to step up to gangbang sof?

Looks like the gangbangers just went from hunters to hunted!!

roflmao

de1i

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:15:14

That SoF sucked at retaining members this reset and FSing them 14 days in when SoF is typically at it's best would be suicide?

mdevol

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:27:36

hahaha Scode the 3 alliances would have matched SoF's # if SoF retained its membership.

and SoF recognized it as a fair war with RIVAL coming in. Your members admit it as well.

Scorba hit the nail on the head.

Maybe they are afraid a loss to "the other side" will hurt their membership even more. Either way, this is sad that LaF didn't want to join but SoF forced their hand in fear of losing to us.

As prank said, I hope LaF kills better during war than they do as police...

Surely what a man does when he is caught off his guard is the best evidence as to what sort of man he is. - C.S. Lewis

iScode

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:30:26

even if we had the same membership, what does hitting oop with three alliances tell you? It shows how desperate you are as an alliance.

If you wanted a fair war you wouldnt of fs'd at turn 200.

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Kat

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:35:04

Or perhaps there is another clan that has been prepping for war waiting for the right moment to join against SoF/RIVAL and LaF just made a preemptive move.

Cornfed

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:36:35

Somehow I figure hitting with one alliance at a fraction of the size of the other would show more desperation.

Kalick

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:37:23

Sometimes I can't tell who actually believes the BS they are spouting...

de1i

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:43:08

% of fairness increases relative to the amount of turns played.

prank

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:50:29

Originally posted by iScode:

even if we had the same membership, what does hitting oop with three alliances tell you? It shows how desperate you are as an alliance.

If you wanted a fair war you wouldnt of fs'd at turn 200.

I wanted one but nobody messaged me back lol.

Colonel Chaos

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Aug 18th 2013, 0:56:58

Interesting. I thought of an oop war as a tactical decision. I was surprised that SoF did not see it coming to be honest. If both sides know a war is coming, the best defense, is a good offense; or in this case, the first strike. No sense in waiting around waiting to get hit, especially if that tag had a 30 member advantage the last set.

I look forward to seeing how this whole thing turns out... this will be a war to remember!

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mdevol

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:04:33

So Scode, was the war still not even when RIVAL joined?

Surely what a man does when he is caught off his guard is the best evidence as to what sort of man he is. - C.S. Lewis

de1i

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:07:03

His perception of even might be skewed given the handicaps he has faced in his Earth 'career.'

prank

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:07:34

Originally posted by mdevol:

So Scode, was the war still not even when RIVAL joined?

I guess sof is saying they didn't have faith in rival making a difference.

iScode

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:23:49

Originally posted by mdevol:

So Scode, was the war still not even when RIVAL joined?

Sure it was, but why would you deserve an even war after such a crappy idea of fs'ing that early.

I aint no leader so i don't know of the reasons behind this, personally if i was in charge i would of have had all my allies fs you all a week later because of the oop fs.

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Junky

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:24:39

An early war doesn't show desperation... the countries killed start out better than when they started... early wars, are a war of activity, if your country lacks it, you'll lose.. early wars are harder for both sides, because if you kill a 6-8mil net country, they are not coming back as a 9mil net country.

your early war = scared, point is fail.

I Maybe Crazy... But atleast I'm crazy.

iScode

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:29:18

I disagree.

As you point out, early wars are wars of activity, not skill, therefor you decide for an early war to remove the fact the other alliance is better at war than you but you feel your alliance will be more active.

which is why i say early wars = scared, scared you do not have the skill to beat the other alliance.

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Xintros

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:31:00

lol @ topic title.
*Bonus

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prank

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:35:45

Isn't sof the alliance always complaining that they never have challenging wars? Seems silly to complain about an oop fs

Pain

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:43:06

Originally posted by Colonel Chaos:

considering how much SOL cried about "early wars" last set i guess they figured you werent hypocrites. it wont be the last time SoF is wrong about something im sure.

but to those complaining that it was "even" after Rival joined i think youre missing the main point in that you dont deserve a fair war since you attempted to conduct an unfair war in the first place. dont complain cause you played your cards too early. although i guess you still have the MD card to play which i assume youll pull out in the next 48-72 hours.

Your mother is a nice woman

Junky

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:43:26

skill left this game long ago, when we added a hit again button.

I Maybe Crazy... But atleast I'm crazy.

NukEvil

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:46:58

Originally posted by NukEvil:

...And "about as even as it can get"? Please. SOL/EVO/Monsters has about a 50% membership advantage, and they're still gonna get their heads handed to them. Yes, sure, as I alluded to, SoF also FSed EVO OOP a couple years or so ago and was still losing, but remember that LaF was blatantly FAing SoF at the end. Things are not much different now. SoF's allies will not let SoF lose. Ever.

It's sad that people simply forget their history, and are thus destined to repeat it...over and over again. And having MD come in will just add another alliance to the corpse pile in the end.

I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

archaic

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:47:25

Heaven forbid the empire permit an even war.

Scode, you are about 4 years behind bro. ALL wars are week one wars now. Sof got beat to the FS by a matter of hours. It sucks, but thats just how the game is played now.

Eug (still) sucks donkey phallus.

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iScode

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:49:50

Originally posted by Junky:

skill left this game long ago, when we added a hit again button.

Again I disagree, look at sodawater two sets ago, his walling was down to skill, not activity, sure he was active but SoF had killed active wallers in MD alot quicker.

It takes skill to kill a 9mill country in a close war, it also takes skill to ensure you pick the right target at the right time, it takes skill to ensure you conserve or abuse your breakers correctly.

In an early war none of that matters.

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Requiem

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:52:50

If you're surprised that we jumped in when SoF was being hit by 3 alliances then I think you need a new FA department (Formally known as FR).

Also good luck in this war!

Rossoneri

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:53:30

Originally posted by euglaf:

you mentioned laf specifically in your war dec,

Really??

Rossoneri
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Pain

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Aug 18th 2013, 1:57:33

Originally posted by Rossoneri:

Originally posted by euglaf:

you mentioned laf specifically in your war dec,

Really??

Originally posted by tellarion:

Nothing against sof. Laf forced us into war mode and we have to help out allies. Good luck to sof, lets have fun :)

Your mother is a nice woman

elvesrus

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:01:36

Originally posted by Rossoneri:

EOF

don't see laf mentioned there

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

Rossoneri

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:05:43

LOL

Originally posted by Pain:

Originally posted by Rossoneri:

Originally posted by euglaf:

you mentioned laf specifically in your war dec,

Really??

Originally posted by tellarion:

Nothing against sof. Laf forced us into war mode and we have to help out allies. Good luck to sof, lets have fun :)

Rossoneri
Evolution Head of Internal Affairs

Syko_Killa

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:13:35

too bad for sol/evo/monsters their allies MD and other scum will just stand by and watch as they get farmed this set, just like every other set. So talk all the crap you want but just remember your side loses every set.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Pride

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:24:52

Oh well...

http://www.boxcarhosting.com/...application.php?clanID=MD

Slagpit

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Game Development
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Aug 18th 2013, 2:37:27

Shouldn't you figure out why an alliance is involved in a war before interfering? This war dec doesn't meet the vaunted LaF goldfish standard of intelligence.

anoniem

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:40:52

hey slag!

p.s. eugene you're still a dumb fluff, and even worse you actually chose the nickname eugene. you could have been cool bro. you could have been anybody! but you chose eugene. shame on your mother, but most of all shame on your fluff pact pact breaking clan laf.

God speed... up your death.

re(ally)tired

anoniem

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:41:46

p.p.s fool me once shame on me, call me eugene shame on me

re(ally)tired

Slagpit

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:43:48

Hey anoniem, you don't actually play this game right?

mrford

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:48:29

EMOPIT!

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

anoniem

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:50:50

i have a country that is not currently at war with any of these douchebags, but i had some spare time this set which is the reason why i created one. i had the slim hope the alliance i'm in would war sof/laf/rival/rd scum.

that being said qzjul has ruined this game beyond repair (according to the very intelligent duna), so regardless i'm doomed. i hope you're not playing, because those cheating hypocritical fluffs in laf have literally ruined this game beyond what i thought qzjul was capable of.

re(ally)tired

anoniem

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:51:35

and i didn't think qzjul was capable of much.

oh and mrford why don't you fluff off and run a rainbow country into the ground. i always enjoyed that.

re(ally)tired

mrford

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:57:12

i dont even know how to run a rainbow :(

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Son Goku

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Aug 18th 2013, 2:57:49

Originally posted by prank:

Finally! I get to war laf! Hope you guys kill better in war than when you police

It's sad when someone takes so much pride in walling some half-assed offline kill runs.