SO YOU LIKE TO PLAY ALL EXPLODE? - Earth Empires Forum

SAM_DANGER

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Apr 7th 2013, 0:23:51

HELLO!

THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS ONCE AGAIN FOISTED UPON ME THE MOST UNENVIABLE TASK OF SPEAKING WITH YOU NANCIES. TODAY I COME TO, ONCE AGAIN, POINT OUT SOMETHING YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE NOTICED ON YOUR OWN ALREADY.

WHEN IT COMES TO EXPLOSIONS, NONE CAN COMPARE WITH THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! LAST RESET, WE FURIOUSLY VANQUISHED NOT ONE CLAN, BUT TWO! AND ONE OF THOSE HAD MORE THAN TEN TIMES AS MANY MEMBERS AS WE!

THIS RESET, WE ARE ALREADY EXPECTING TO INCREASE OUR MEMBESHIP BY 66.667 PERCENT! OUR SOLDIERS WILL RELAX IN THE SHADE, AS OUR ROCKETS BLOT OUT THE SUN!

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO RELAX IN THE SHADE? DON'T YOU ENJOY ROCKETS? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW COOL RANCH DORITOS LOCOS TACO FROM TACO BELL?

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME A SUPPLICANT OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!, WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE PROBABLY WRONG. BUT YOU CAN FIND OUT FOR SURE BY SENDING EMAIL TO .

EXPECT TO BE DISAPPOINTED.

HA!

SAM
HEAD RECRUITER,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Edited By: SAM_DANGER on Apr 7th 2013, 0:29:45
See Original Post

Forgotten

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Apr 7th 2013, 0:43:03

I LIKE TO ALL EXPLODE

~LaF's Retired Janitor~

euglaf

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Apr 7th 2013, 0:56:26

EMAIL SENT REGARDING A MERGER WITH LAF

Requiem

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Apr 7th 2013, 1:14:48

WHEN EUGENE KICKS ME OUT OF LAF FOR BEING TOO AWESOME I WILL COME PLAY WITH YOU BILL DANGER!

galleri

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Apr 7th 2013, 4:13:09

My toilet has seen me all explode.

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

bertz

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Apr 7th 2013, 4:21:30

ALL EXPLODE FTW!!

Marshal

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Apr 7th 2013, 10:02:04

Originally posted by euglaf:

EMAIL SENT REGARDING A MERGER WITH LAF

YOU WON'T SEE THAT DAY IN NEAR FUTURE!!!

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

GUY_SAFETY

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Apr 7th 2013, 10:04:19

imploding is safer than exploding

~guy_safety

preventing bad mouse clicks since 1967

Cerberus

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Apr 7th 2013, 23:08:05

That depends on what is imploding, Guy.

Being on an imploding submarine would not be safe at all.

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

Sanders

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Apr 7th 2013, 23:37:13

HEY MIGHTY CLAN DANGER buıʇıɹʍ uʍop ǝpısdn pǝɹǝʇsɐɯ ǝʌɐɥ ı

Sincerely,
Sanders the very confused teenager

SAM_DANGER

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Apr 8th 2013, 1:21:33

Originally posted by Marshal:

Originally posted by euglaf:

EMAIL SENT REGARDING A MERGER WITH LAF

YOU WON'T SEE THAT DAY IN NEAR FUTURE!!!

MARSHAL!

PLEASE DO NOT BE SO HASTY WITH YOUR PROCLAMATIONS! WHILE YOU MAY BE CORRECT, THE COMMITTEE OF ONE IS WILLING TO AT LEAST CONSIDER EUGLAF'S PROPOSAL. HOWEVER, WE MUST FIRST DETERMINE IF IT WOULD BE IN OUR BEST INTEREST. THERE ARE MANY VARIABLES TO CONSIDER!

FOR EXAMPLE, IF WE WERE TO ALLOW LAF TO MERGE INTO THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!, WOULD ALL 80 OF LAF'S MEMBERS BE WILLING TO ADHERE TO THE TENETS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM?

WE WOULD ALSO NEED TO DECIDE WHETHER WE REALLY WANT ALL THE WORK THAT GOES ALONG WITH HAVING OVER 80 MEMBERS. WE ARE INCLINED TO THINK THAT WE ARE FAR TOO LAZY FOR THIS.

HOWEVER EUGLAF, WE HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED YOUR AFOREMENTIONED EMAIL. PERHAPS YOU TYPED THE ADDRESS INCORRECTLY!

SANDERS! WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOT ANSWERING YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGE IN A TIMELY FASHION. AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, THIS IS A VERY BUSY TIME IN THE CONTROL BUNKER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! THE PREPARATIONS SEEM ENDLESS!

HA!

SAM
CHAMPION OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Stevano

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Apr 8th 2013, 1:38:33

hmmm... Hi Sam.

SAM_DANGER

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Apr 8th 2013, 2:07:58

STEVANO!

FROM YOUR GREETING, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOU KNOW ME, BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER YOU. ARE YOU NEW HERE? IF SO, WELCOME! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE FRESH FACES!

THE FIRST WORD OF YOUR POST ALSO SEEMS TO INDICATE SOME TREPIDATION! THIS IS VERY WISE OF YOU! NOT ALL NEW PLAYERS CATCH ON SO QUICKLY TO THE AWFUL POWER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! BUT FEAR NOT! WE HAVE HAD NO REASON TO ADD YOU TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED. YET!

HA!

SAM
KEEPER OF THE TERRIBLE SPREADHSEET OF DEVESTATION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

MArs47

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Apr 8th 2013, 2:36:05

I enjoy this thread...as I do all of the threads produced by THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

#DKnights

BILL_DANGER

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Apr 8th 2013, 2:45:28

FOR THE RECORD, THE COOL RANCH DORITOS LOCOS TACO SUPREME IS IN FACT QUITE YUMMY!

BILL

galleri

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Apr 8th 2013, 3:41:08

FOR THE RECORD...
THE PHRASE THAT PAYS.

GALLERI

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

dannydk

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Apr 8th 2013, 4:13:40

how does the strat work for all explode?

SAM_DANGER

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Apr 8th 2013, 5:39:14

DANNY!

IT IS QUITE SIMPLE. I'LL JUST LAY OUT THE BASICS HERE. DETAILED STRATEGY ADVICE IS RESERVED FOR SUPPLICANTS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

STEP 1: JOIN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

STEP 2: BEER. PREFERABLY SAM ADAMS.

STEP 3: EXPLODE.

STEP 4: CELEBRATE WITH A VOLCANO BURRITO.

STEP 5: THIS ONE IS CRITICAL.. MORE BEER.

HA!

SAM
STRATEGIST,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Stevano

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Apr 8th 2013, 6:18:19

[quote poster=SAM_DANGER; 23950; 443942]STEVANO!

FROM YOUR GREETING, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOU KNOW ME, BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER YOU. ARE YOU NEW HERE? IF SO, WELCOME! IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE FRESH FACES!

THE FIRST WORD OF YOUR POST ALSO SEEMS TO INDICATE SOME TREPIDATION! THIS IS VERY WISE OF YOU! NOT ALL NEW PLAYERS CATCH ON SO QUICKLY TO THE AWFUL POWER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! BUT FEAR NOT! WE HAVE HAD NO REASON TO ADD YOU TO THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE TO BE EXPLODED. YET!

HA!

SAM
KEEPER OF THE TERRIBLE SPREADHSEET OF DEVESTATION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! [/quote]

We have spoken before SAM, be weary of SOL my friend.

PaleMoon

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Apr 8th 2013, 9:13:56

Originally posted by Stevano:

We have spoken before SAM, be weary of SOL my friend.

Should he be "Weary of SOL" meaning 'tired of...'

or "Wary of SOL" meaning 'cautious of...' ??

(bonus post)

"imo the true issue over there is and always has been palemoon." - Vic (Mr. Clear)

La Famiglia

Stevano

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Apr 8th 2013, 15:15:01

either or PaleMoon!

Unsympathetic

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Apr 8th 2013, 15:31:57

Does a copious intake of coffee add to the explosion, Sam?

Requiem

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Apr 8th 2013, 16:47:10

If SoL touches DANGER they will die!

Stevano

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Apr 8th 2013, 18:09:24

Originally posted by Requiem:

If SoL touches DANGER they will die!

Lies.

Patience

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Apr 8th 2013, 18:52:02

lol... Love these threads.

I cannot see your signature - so if it's witty, put it in a post instead! :p

archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.