A Classic..

Sick of wanking to that same mundane porn? Like something new with animals or maybe a corpse or two? We at Imaginary Numbers like to think of ourselves as a group of disturbed individuals who like to get together on a disturbed website (just by some freaking coincidence, most of us play Earth). We have specialized forums, located between the public bathroom and the huge industrial jar of KY Jelly, that
are there for the sole purpose of 'stress relief'. If this sounds like you, or doesn't sound like you but you didn't get your experimentation over with during college; come check us out. We won't bite... too hard.

WE PLAY IN THE ALLIANCE SERVER ONLY!
http://letskillstuff.org

yes join imag now!

They also suck at killing. I should be dead by now. All of Sanct should be tag killed by now. A good war alliance would have done this. They would have spent their turns killing original countries rather than restarts who pose no threat and aren't even playing any more.

YAY! Wharfed in with his usual bitterness.
Thanks for posting in most of our threads. We love a fan club. You the Prez?

Yes, I am bitter that my country is dead yet. Come on guys. (This actually isn't sarcasm. Please, kill my country. I have a final at 3pm today, that's your window. You even have war chats then, so it shouldn't be hard.)

Best sanct recruitment thread ever

Oh wow. Restarts killing restarts. Who would've thought that would be oh soo outrageous.

Get a life. Then you wouldn't be sitting here waiting to wall us 24/7, and you would be dead like you want.

If you ran proper war chats, and didn't spend 15 minutes lemming me, I would actually be dead. Seriously, time of first hits yesterday to when I got home, rather casually after my lab, was 15 minutes. 15 god damned minutes. I don't have a smart phone and I forgot to bring my laptop to school yesterday. I even went to the bar last night. A good 3-4 minute kill would have worked then as well, but instead you just scratch the surface and take like 10 minutes over about 50 hits or something.

Also, it doesn't look good for your rep when Sifos accuses me of not only cheating but also getting FA from other alliances.

your a demo who is not a threat, your an offline target who we lemming and you say we suck at killing.

If you actually knew anything about war you would realise, your country is not that important and the damage you claim you are doing is minimal.


Oh guess since you havent contacted me back you are not wanting that pact offer for next set, thats cool but honestly bro no day 5 war please, those are really pathetic, just ask all the cool kids in the server war this set, i bet none of them enjoyed it.

If you dont know what im talking about then I suggest you speak to your traitours new head of war who gave me all that info about you fs'ing us this set and oop next set :).

Yeah, I knew someone gave you all that information. I don't really care any more.

Also, you are right, I'm not a threat any more. But is anyone in our clan a threat any more? We don't have the man power or assets to kill any of your major countries, so why don't you just stick to tag killing.

i request guest access to iMag

request granted Mockdu

Apply at http://www.letskillstuff.org and ill accept on my lunch break.

iMagNum has ammo overstock!

Despite two wars since the beginning of october, and a tendency to burn up the ashes of the vanquished, iMagNum still has ammo to spare!
The relentless pursuit of their goal to eliminate the status quo in earth, and build a monument to desolation and non-existence has set them apart in the pantheon of earth.
At 60-70 active members, iMagNum is a large alliance, if not giant-and the unique leadership structure allows them tremendous speed and adaptability. Coupled with leaders afflicted with sociopathic tendencies they are unpredictable and chaotic. New landgrab policies and determined responses (usually resulting in the population of earth declining) make them a clan not to be trifled with.
If you think you have an appetite for destruction, these guys know where the smorgasbord is! So,if you have a few missiles gathering dust and want to be a part of earth 2025 history in the making, pay a visit to http://www.ezclan1.net/imagin to read the RULES and POLICIES (which must be STRICTLY adhered to) and apply today!
Remember that iMagNum is led by ill-adjusted, reprobate megalomaniacs, and as such, flattery and bribery will get you everywhere!


-Beltshumeltz
iMagNum Founder
"So I kicked him in the head until he was dead!"

Also, you are never going to kill me if you keep me as an offline target.

seems like not killing wharfed is working pretty good for iMag.

-smiles to Wharfed-

You nubs should probably bump my account up from Lazy Bastards if you want me back! =D

everyone should deny on joining until the person who write or gets the person who write the war declartion boobs back in the clan...

Since lemming me, all they've done is kill restarts.

we will do what we want. you all seam to look at war one way. There are many aspects in war other then just "killing"
sometimes we like to watch our enemy bleed slowly
sometimes we like to die, hell i full expect to be killed by my tag very soon, and look forward to it.

we could give a flying fluff about what you think war is or should be.

come on admit it - it is fun to try to stay alive. sell more spies to cover your br ass.

bleed fluff bleed

I fully support this statement.

I clearly have been. Sure it's fun to stay alive. But I also expect a clan who calls themselves a great warring clan to be efficient in their killing.

Day 		Attacker 	Defender 	Hits 	Kills
2012-07-26 	iMagNum 	SancT 		921 	3
		SancT 		iMagNum 	1 	0
 
2012-07-27 	iMagNum 	SancT 		1,118 	4
		SancT 		iMagNum 	341 	1

2012-07-28 	iMagNum 	SancT 		570 	2
		SancT 		iMagNum 	292 	0
 
2012-07-29 	iMagNum 	SancT 		578 	2
		SancT 		iMagNum 	196 	1
 
2012-07-30 	iMagNum 	SancT 		739 	2
		SancT 		iMagNum 	306 	0
 
2012-07-31 	iMagNum 	SancT 		904 	3
		SancT 		iMagNum 	4 	0
 
2012-08-01 	iMagNum 	SancT 		257 	0
		SancT 		iMagNum 	5 	0

For a clan who supposedly expected this war and thus prepared for it, you sure are giving us a hard time about our performance when Sanct hasn't attempted to kill anything in 3 days.

You should hide them stats. Put them in a place they'll never be seen again.

By that time, you had killed the majority of our countries. We are smaller. Even though we were prepared, we were expecting you to kill us. We knew we weren't going to kill a lot of you. I'm giving you a hard time because we should be tag killed by now. You have 30, supposedly also properly war prepped countries. Considering how pissed you were at us as well as the fact that you knew when you were supposed to hit us since you know all our plans, you should have been able to get near twice as many hits in the first day, sure as hell more in the 2nd and 3rd day as well. Seriously, you could have tag killed us in 3 days and bragged about it on the forums and felt all high and mighty and everyone would have believed you. You just killed 20 war prepped countries in 3 days. You missed your opportunity. You clearly aren't as good as you say, or try to get people to believe.


Also, I know we did poorly. We weren't preparred from a personel standpoint. Sure we have prepped countries, but we didn't have a well oiled war machine(that's what happens when you stop and net for 3 sets). YOU SHOULD HAVE. You just killed NA without opposition, you had high moral and everything. So why couldn't you do the same to us? Because we're war prepped? That's a sad excuse for being inefficient and unable to use your resources to their best abilities.

We aren't as good as we should be, I'll give you that. But we started the set with 18 iMag vets tagged. Ever since about a week into the set I have recruited us up to what we are now. Albeit not all of our new players are technically new (a few knew what they were doing on Primary), there are still the ones that have never warred before, been in a warchat, or even killed a country. That's a lot to overcome in a few weeks time. It was great practice for them when we smashed NA, but we will do better next set.

You heard it here first: The rebirth of iMag is coming.

That's the first good answer You've given me. Thank you.

I should also note, it's even harder to do this in the middle of a leadership change where your new leaders don't have much experience of guidance.

ok ok stop holding hands.. get back to name calling sheesh

You're a bag of smashed assholes Boltar.

Am I doing it right?

iMagNum - Home of the disturbed!

With the second reset underway, iMagNum has reloaded and is again taking aim at the establishment. iMagNum soared to over 60 active members, including veterans and bloodthirsty recruits, in less than one reset and already have quite a lot of killing to their credit! New techniques and twists on old strategies make iMagNum a credible threat to the stodgy way of doing business in earth.

Geared for constant violence (sometimes aimless) and a ruthless desire to maim (since you can only kill em once), iMagNum is THE place for fighting and being generally despised by the kind, peace-loving netgainers that make us malcontent reprobates SICK!

Take note folks, they may have YOUR number! Interested? http://www.ezclan1.net/imagin to *first read our rules and policies* and then apply for membership in the most twisted, malevolent environment in earth 2025!

Dont be a pvssy!


-iMagNum staff
http://www.ezclan1.net/imagin

jesus!!! ezclan lmao, that was years ago

Wouldnt it be better/funnier for new people to actually join a real alliance instead of iMag?

cool story bro

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just love sanct

You know, if you want to spin a compliment given in a friendly chat around to an accusal of cheating/getting FA to smack the one who gave you it in the face, you probably shouldn't have posted said comment in the first place. It is even more fun that you are now making fun of us because we are lemming you, even though you previously seemed to agree that this was our only way of killing you.

Message from I am not a Blade Runner (#74) sent on 07/31/2012 22:06:23
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:) It's fun fighting this. Although, I will note, the only way you guys have ever killed my countries, is by lemming.

Message from Sifos (#215) sent on 07/31/2012 22:08:19
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Makes sense, seeing how you run countries strong as to the point that I wonder if youre cheating, or have filled your relations page with countries from other tags that fa you :P
(not that I would be able to get the ally op to look)



...and we probably would have, if we had missiles and the same participation as the last war (which I do not consider to be our best this spring any way). But as you know, we did not get to use missiles much this war, nor ops on half your countries. We entered the war with NA with stock. We blew ours in that war, and you still had yours (I had a tenth of what you said that you had, generated during and after our previous war).

High morals? You do not understand us, our moral is terrible, most our members are looking at their first set without restarting for a very long time, for some uf us (me included), it is the first in their time in imag. Once you get some more experience you will learn that participation also fluctuates between sets, in sets, and even from a day to another.

Mean while your own alliance is not really doing well, as you have said yourself. You should probably focus some of that instead of turning new made friends into enemies. The only thing you seem to have going for you is running your own country. You know we are recruiting right?

Isn't everyone recruiting? like, at all times?

Also, please note: They way you right something and then read it in your head is not always the same for the recipient of the message.

TL;DR: Sarcasm is hard to convey via text.

lmao

day 5 wars are pathetic but randomly FSing netters is not pathetic?

day 5 wars are not fun but randomly FSing alliances half your size is?

okidoke!

Sure, but given our previous and future messages I had no doubt that you would take it for an accusal, and you sure as hell did not seem to since you kept on the casual chat, bragging about how many troops you had removed with cd. While I cannot know how someone else will read what I have written, I know what I am reading here; one guy (I guess) loading his guns whatever he can.

Since both beltz and scode came back to defend iMag here, I guess I better do the same.

Yarr! iMag! Awesome, iMag!

-Fooglmog
Guy with no clue.

So true, when i right something i like to follow up with a left, just to make sure my righting makes sense. You follow?

As someone who loves mathematics, PLEASE change your alliance name. It is frustrating to have a mathematics term associated with such an unmathematical bunch of players. I suggest that you rename your alliance "Imaginary Friends". That way you can still be called Imag, but you won't offend mathematicians with your lack of math skills.

Sincerely,
A Proud member of the Calculator Mafia.

You should read wiki first before you make a statement there Rockman and see where our term came from. I will save you from searching since you couldn't be bothered to do in the first place, and this way you won't be confused anymore. I thought mathematician's did research....guess I am wrong. Just some trolling and assumption skills.

Name:

Despite some members' claims throughout its history that the name "Imaginary Numbers" is a mathematical joke, it would seem that the name can originally be sourced to the game Front Mission 3, released for Playstation in 1999 by Squaresoft. In this game, Imaginary Numbers are a form of genetically engineered super soldiers who are superior to the previous form of soldier known as Real Numbers.

Right. How many people see the name "Imaginary Numbers" and think of a 13 year old Playstation game? And how many think of the math usage for it?

You're the one trolling, not me.

Coming from an outsider I always thought Imaginary Numbers was referring to math, not an old ass PS game that I never even heard of before.

Sincerely,
A Proud member of the Excel Spreadsheet Mafia.

I always thought they stole a cool sounding name from math.

Sincerely,
A proud member of the fingers and toes counting mafia.

Um when has imag randomly fs'd an alliance under my leadership?

Who cares if the alliances we have hit are netters? NA and TIE were both netting yes, NA and TIE both offeded against us, NA and TIE were both contacted to resolve the situation peacefully.

Both alliances choose the path of war, not me. You should realise PP that anything you say you know I will be able to counter, you know me, just give it up bro, find other alliances to troll and get angry at!

As we foretold, the sun is setting upon earth. The darkness that is Imaginary Numbers has in the first seven weeks of its existance concurrently crushed 5 alliances! We, who are deemed a plague upon the countries of earth have spread! Like an infection we invade healthy lands, leaving ruination and spoiled tissue behind, absorbing that which suits us to absorb.

In the course of our mission to bereft earth of its inconsequential, silly alliances, we have become aware that there are others wishing to elevate themselves to our status above all else. They beseech us with pleas of acceptance. They are few, these refugees of ignorance's tyranny. Fewer still survive to become iMagNum.

If you fancy that you are above the waste that fills earth, that
you belong where your superiority is acknowledged, you may seek to become iMagNum. We allow no-one to dictate to us. We are not moved by pleas for peace, or mercy. We do what we want, when we want. We do it as we see fit. We seek approval only from ourselves.

We...are like GODS!

Do not slink to us in hiding. Walk proudly to our banner! Ours is the one balefully screaming its presence! Growing ever, larger and stronger. Blotting out even the very Sun itself!

Killers seeking work, read our rules at our website and then click on APPLY:

http://www.ezclan1.net/imagin

-Sir Beltshumeltz


We see art in the mangled, ruined societies we leave behind...

We hear music in the weak attempts of reconciliation...

We find heaven spewing from the mouth of hell!


You are hereby placed on notice....