There's just certain things they don't feel right saying, or don't think they should have to say. If you can pick up on social cues and put yourself in their shoes you shouldn't really have a porblem.

I miss the cave man days when we could just hit them over the head and drag them off. How heavy is this chick?

It is because the women are testing you Martian.

They want you to feel the same way they do about things (as part of being the "right one for them" or whatever) and as such they feed you something false in order to see whether you correct it or respond to it in a manner that is aligned to what they really believe.

Stop being a punk, and remember why you dumped her in the first place. And then go to some CoDependant Anonymous meetings and learn how to not be a needy fluff.

LMFAO!!!! +100, you're on FIRE bro!!! Haha nailed it!!!!

Maybe I'll love you one day
Maybe some day well grow
Till then just your drunk arse on that fluffin runway ho

Jerk it off

@H4: I think that's partially true but when you are in a very solid relationship they still do it (and this is based on observations of others as well as personal experience). I think it has a to do with insecurity/wanting feelings to be validated.
IE no matter how good your relationship is, you'll still be asked a question about what you want to do claiming that the answer doesn't matter, but if you don't give the "right" answer there will be some kind of negative reaction. In better relationships it tends not to be that big of a negative but yes it does happen :P

Just squeeze there boobs before anything is suggested or questioned so no matter what they are happy with anything. Its the method of my madness for years :P

damn Tarl. I never expected that from you. lol

bang her best friend

Tell her you are now married to someone else but you still think about her sometimes. For most women itll be on like donkey kong.

Are you and I gonna have issues again, Orkin?

I don't have a problem. I'm just pointing out that you're a female and females are ill equipped to give advice to guys who are fawning over some chick and generally acting stupid because of it.

the topic of the post puts you in a total difference direction to the actual post comments.

Having said that, if she was the one you wouldn't be thinking twice at what you would have to do to 'win' her back. If she was worth it, and you 'let' her go, she'd still be there waiting. If something has happened for you to let her go, don't give her the balance of power back by doing something incredible to get her back.

A real relationship is always a two way street. So if she wants you bad enough she'll chase you. If not, leave it. If it hurts, take up a physical sport, so you can release the excess energy and thought into that and give your body a benefit too. I've just started doing MMA training with a PT friend who also competes and it's an all body routine that leaves you feeling sore, but incredible. Do that. Get your mind off HER, get your confidence back, get your fitness up and in doing so, someone else will come along and you'll be like BAM i want THAT!. This other chick will end up chasing you then if not now, and you'll have the CHOICE. :) Perhaps even weasil for the 2 on 1. :P