Jan 1st 2012, 4:05:56
Ok, after a long flight and getting an interpreter, i have found the berry and it was no longer on the vine. In fact, it has fallen from the vine MANY decades ago and is now mostly just spoiled mush not fit to do anything with. Its sad. I asked her (through my interpreter) about foreplay and she pulled out her teeth and said that was foreplay. I was/am disgusted. She still looked good from a distance but when i got her in her room i found she was wearing a body suit and all those shapely curves of her body then sagged all the way to the floor.
I was very sickened. I tried to push her clothes out of my way so i could leave but it seems her bottom was sagging that far too and she mistook it for me fondling her bottom. She nearly killed me with kindness as i scrambled for the door.
Let me tell you- its LIES! Lies i say! The older the berry is most definitely not the sweeter. It was rotten, spoiled, and smelled of moth balls.