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mrford Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 1:49:49

I need some help coming up with an idea to get my uncle back


I came home today to a entire pallet of ramen noodles in my driveway, from him. There is like 3000 packs of ramen noodles in this thing.

Any ideas?
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joe2 Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 1:57:57

sell them to college students

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Dec 18th 2010, 2:02:40

send him a russian bride?
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Flamey Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 2:05:22

Get him a VIP tour around a ramen noodle factory?

mrford Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 2:11:19

Originally posted by Flamey:
Get him a VIP tour around a ramen noodle factory?



That's a pretty good one


As for the ramen, I'll prolly give them to a shelter
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Dec 18th 2010, 2:21:12

find an Empty Wii box... fill it with Coal... Find kid..."Merry Christmas.. don't open it til The Alotted time."
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Junky Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 2:22:47

erm, ok.. if your trying to pay him back.. Fill his car trunk with the Raeman noodles he got you?
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mrford Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 2:30:12

He's in Texas, I'm in florida
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Vic Rattlehead Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 2:33:16

How evil are you trying to be? Is he married? Flowers for "the wonderful time last night" or somesuch? Maybe at work? Signed with a random dude's name?
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mrford Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 2:48:08

That's a little more harsh than a family prank
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

de1i Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 2:52:01

Hook me up!

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Dec 18th 2010, 3:37:57

Ok, try this. Get an empty jar with a lid that has one of those rubber/silicone seals. Put a dollar bill into it. Fart in the jar and seal it immediately. Mail it to your uncle.
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Raf Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 4:32:36

Your uncle is kind of awesome.

1)If he has a house with yard. You can lease a cow and have it delivered and penned in his yard. (i thought steak cause of texas)

2)Strip-o-gram Santa.

3) Order a Bush shaped like junk be put in center of lawn.
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mrford Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 8:53:24

My uncle is:

born in 45: makes him 65

a law grad from UNC

retired full colonel from Airforce JAG

owns his own law firm




I feel like I need to make that known for a valid revenge plot. However I like the cow suggestion

Edited By: mrford on Dec 18th 2010, 17:11:07. Reason: Wrong age
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Dec 18th 2010, 9:09:20

give him AIDS
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Dec 18th 2010, 9:09:45

you would prolly have to be carefull about the cow one tho... he might kill it, and send you the steaks
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Purposeful1 Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 11:47:30

Find picture of uncle in full AF attire. Find someone to Photoshop his picture in with a group of local male strippers, also dressed in army-"ish" attire, with Santa hats.

Print Christmas cards with heading, "Merry Christmas from your Down South Colonel!"

Send to entire extended family.
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Dec 18th 2010, 12:50:54

Sleep with his wife.



(Yes, I'm aware he's your uncle.)

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Dec 18th 2010, 12:59:03

tie of the month club
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Dec 18th 2010, 18:41:37

send him a pallet of ramen noodles

but inside the pallet, it's strippers!
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Dec 18th 2010, 19:24:48

all fail


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

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Dec 18th 2010, 19:36:09

send him a pallet of single serv Wasabi
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galleri Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 19:41:24

I like Junky's idea...actually spam would be awesome too


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spawn Game profile

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Dec 18th 2010, 20:25:24

have your aunt install these two things at the same time in the toilet :)

http://www.prankplace.com/...STER&p=28041&c=50

http://www.prankplace.com/...PAPER&p=3906&c=50
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mrford Game profile

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Dec 19th 2010, 0:13:17

That's a pretty good one
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Purposeful1 Game profile

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Dec 19th 2010, 20:59:10

omg, revenge toilet paper ftw!
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joe2 Game profile

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Dec 19th 2010, 22:47:17

What part of Texas?

Pay someone to decorate his office/house in duke memorabilia?

mrford Game profile

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Dec 19th 2010, 23:55:43

Right now SanAnn

he's down in Guatamala doing rescue work rather often though.

Damn perfect human
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Helmet Game profile

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Dec 21st 2010, 15:31:15

He got you good. :P


Hmm, he's 65.

Huge pack of Adult Diapers
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mrford Game profile

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Dec 21st 2010, 15:44:18

Holy crap, you are a master


Adult diapers it is.

Guanna get my cousin to go to SAMs club and load his truck up and drop them off at his pops house.
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Angel1 Game profile

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Dec 21st 2010, 15:54:14

oh that's good. Laughed so hard that a contact fell out.

Edited By: Angel1 on Dec 21st 2010, 15:59:53
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Dec 21st 2010, 15:58:37

Depends, some people will rob their mother
For Depends, rats snitch on one another
For Depends, sometimes kids get murdered
For Depends, so before we go any further
I want my Depends
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Dec 21st 2010, 16:31:33

a pallet? really? thats awesome lol
Link.


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TAN Game profile

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Dec 21st 2010, 17:03:10

Be sure to write on the adult diapers "Don't Ask, Don't Tell".
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mrford Game profile

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Dec 21st 2010, 17:04:06

Yes, an entire pallet

no idea how it was delivered. Still had the wooden pallet under it so I'm guessing a forklift
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Helmet Game profile

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Dec 21st 2010, 17:55:48

I just realized the thing I was thinking of is called the "comfort wipe"

:)

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Heston Game profile

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Dec 21st 2010, 23:05:49

do you have a budget?
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Heston Game profile

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Dec 21st 2010, 23:11:20

oh problem solved, diapers :/ funny but predictable concidering the age span.
a singing telegram, with a big hairy baby (or similar) singing merry christmas holding a gift of adult diapers. same cost more personal.
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