SILENCE!!!

Do you sleep still? Wait! Do not be so hasty, boy... I can see this girl's dreams... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans... Oceans as far as the eye can see. They are vast seas... None can swim across them... They yield no fish to catch... What did the King of Hyrule say?... That the gods sealed Hyrule away? And they left behind people who would one day awaken Hyrule? How ridiculous... So many pathetic creatures, scattered across a handful of islands, drifting on this sea like fallen leaves on a forgotten pool... What can they possibly hope to achieve? Don't you see? All of you... Your gods destroyed you!

You sniveling fool, I warned your! I warned ALL of you! <insert evil laugh here>

Valhalla will reign holy hell upon your woman and children, just as you done so to your poor little Princess Stupidface's hope for true love.

The man in black puts you to shame Mr Link Hyrulesasshole, engard!

/me takes off mask

/me sends Princess Zelda's pinky in a box to Link with a note.

Dear Link,
My spies have reported no attempt at rescuing your beloved. Therefore I have no need to keep her alive. This is your last warning, if you do not begin your search for Zelda I shall begin hunting down each and every one of your beloveds.

Sincerely,
Lord Ganon

Mwuahahah your t&a are belong to me now!!! No scrawny farmboy can save you now!

/me Grabs Zelda and disappears.

Hint: The disappearing smoke smells slightly of reefer