Greetings good people of AT,

A short message from your friends at the BOMB.

https://vimeo.com/463919492





List of the BOMB accomplishments to date:

Set 1.
Average Land Record
Most Land Single Country Record
Set 2
Took out Suicider trash bag Chevs
triggered him into getting banned and having a gender identity crisis.
Imposed punishment on Enshula for cheating (Inter farming, Offensive Ally, Foreign Aid)
Set 3> .....?
The Sky is the Limit




The BOMB is now pacting, PM me or CNB for those sweet sweet pacts

Regards,

RM

Can I join?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

Rofl, love it.

I need subtitles for like 20% of this video. And an apology for having watched the other 80%.

I cracked up a little bit. Thanks Chevs.

"Greetings people of AT,

Real Man here

After spending the set hiding in Mercs, I am now so fat. And So stinky.

**sniffs chode sweat**

ChuckNorrisBeard and I, we're just getting started.

The BOMB, We're here to stay. FOREVER

WERE COMING FOR YOU, WERE COMING FOR EVERYBODY.

**Evil Laugh**
"

Regards,

RM

We need moar manly videos doing manly things on AT.

it was extremely clear to me - that guy probably speaks some 3rd world language like german or dutch as his first language - i didnt even know they had internet in those trash countries

rm - you look really good in that video - i need to get on your diet plan - you can still lift your fingers to your nose without an oxygen tank

Dank je.

Your mum pays my internet bill so I don’t have any excuse for ignoring her emails.

I still do, obviously, but that’s only because Real_Man’s mum fills my inbox with close up pictures of her toes and poetry. Tell your mum I’m sorry but Real_Man’s mum hasn’t learned to compress her HD images into reasonable file sizes so downloading every email is like waiting for that weekly 80gb COD Warzone update to finish and, by the time one is done, she’s already sent me another two images and a poorly spelled haiku.

The imagery of her misspelled words are lovely, though, and I love that she colour matches the font colours with whatever polish she’s used on her tootsies.

The one email I read from your mum, however, was mostly a shopping list of dirty sex positions that I’m either too fat, too old, or lacking in flexibility for and, frankly, it scares me just thinking about the amount of pre-game stretching I’d need to do to even get a leg over.

I’ll try them though because I think it’s only fair considering how I owe my amazing dial up connection to her generosity.

And, Real_Man, your mum’s feet are lush. <3

Thanks. now can you put the translation on vimeo? :)

i dont get it - is that a long roundabout way of saying you bang my "mum"

seems easy to just write that

"going to bang your mum"

see how easy that is - i can just be like "i finally found you dad!" and we can move on and i can disappoint you by not going into the family business - sheep humping or whatever it is you people do

It’s not that I wouldn’t bang your mum. I just don’t do my sheep dirty like that.

what a fluff