Jun 26th 2020, 6:41:23
I like USA Soccer Guy's write up:
Christian Pulisic is undeniafiably the headline maker as Chelsea Franchise Club hand the L to Man City Franchise Club in the EPL League Battle of the Blue Uniforms. The American made the first stain on the sheets at Stanford Bridge as he capitalized on some dumbass deefense from the Abu Diaby-owned soccer franchise to kick it right in the ball bag. Kevin the Brain knotted things up at ones with his real smart felony kick equalization play after the half-time show, but the Pulisic-inspirized home franchise would not be denied. A Rio Ferdinandinho hand felony in the danger box zone got him a major felony card and allowed his fellow Mexican Will.i.an to insert the death strike. But this game was all about Pulisic, with soccer fans up in the bleachers singing a bunch of songs about how neat he is at soccer and how it's too bad no other franchise got him on their roster before they did because now they'll have to go watch on as they dominize British soccer for, like, a real long time. Liver Pool also won the EPL League World Championship or something.