desperate monkey's country News on the Express Server772nd round: Sep 09, 2024 - Sep 15, 2024Go back to this country's status Showing All NewsSee All News Defending Spy Aid 4.3 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to spy on your military! You killed 18119 enemy spies. 4.3 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to spy on your military! You killed 18489 enemy spies. 4.4 days ago A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.4 days ago A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.4 days ago A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.4 days ago A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.4 days ago A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.4 days ago A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.4 days ago A nuclear missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.4 days ago A nuclear missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.5 days ago A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.5 days ago A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.5 days ago A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.5 days ago A nuclear missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago A nuclear missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.5 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to demoralize your forces! You killed 18866 enemy spies. 4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to demoralize your forces! You killed 19251 enemy spies. 4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 19644 enemy spies. 4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 20045 enemy spies. 4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 56 buildings! 4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 57 buildings! 4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 20454 enemy spies. 4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 20871 enemy spies. 4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 21297 enemy spies. 4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 21732 enemy spies. 4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives stole $213,923 and destroyed $0 worth of cash! 4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives stole $214,782 and destroyed $0 worth of cash! 4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago A cruise missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.8 days ago An armoured division from Smack Daddy (#32) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
4.8 days ago Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 20359 enemy spies. 4.8 days ago A nuclear missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.9 days ago A nuclear missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
4.9 days ago A brigade from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 6:52 A chemical missile from Blasphemer (#102) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 6:52 A nuclear missile from Blasphemer (#102) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 6:52 A cruise missile from Blasphemer (#102) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 6:51 A cruise missile from Blasphemer (#102) was launched at your lands! It was stopped by your defenses! Your SDI has been slightly weakened. Sep 15, 6:49 A nuclear missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 6:05 An armoured division from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 6:05 An armoured division from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 6:05 An armoured division from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 6:05 An armoured division from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 6:05 An armoured division from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 6:05 An armoured division from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 5:55 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 5:55 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 5:54 A brigade from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 5:44 A cruise missile from Blasphemer (#102) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 1:08 A brigade from Willing To Crash Out (#34) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 1:04 Willing To Crash Out (#34) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 8319 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:30 An armoured division from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Sep 15, 0:13 Smack Daddy (#32): You lost 1049 jets when a local airbase blew up! Sep 15, 0:12 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 17151 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:12 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 102 buildings! Sep 15, 0:12 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 17384 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:12 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 17681 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:12 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 17983 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:12 An armoured division from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 0:11 An armoured division from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Sep 15, 0:11 An armoured division from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away!
Sep 15, 0:11 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A cruise missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A cruise missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A chemical missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A nuclear missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A nuclear missile from desperate monkey hand (#93) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 15, 0:10 A brigade from desperate monkey hand (#93) has invaded your lands! Their forces broke through your defences!
Sep 15, 0:08 desperate monkey hand (#93) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 3678 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:08 desperate monkey hand (#93) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 3753 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:08 desperate monkey hand (#93) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 3829 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:08 desperate monkey hand (#93) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 3907 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:08 desperate monkey hand (#93) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 3987 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:08 desperate monkey hand (#93) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 4069 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:08 desperate monkey hand (#93) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 4152 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:08 desperate monkey hand (#93) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 4236 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:08 desperate monkey hand (#93) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 4323 enemy spies. Sep 15, 0:08 desperate monkey hand (#93) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 4411 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:19 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 14163 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:18 A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 14, 21:17 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to perform bioterrorism on your country! You killed 12712 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:17 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives poisoned our water supplies! Only our scientists can save us now! Sep 14, 21:17 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives poisoned our water supplies! Only our scientists can save us now! Sep 14, 21:16 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 164 buildings! Sep 14, 21:16 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 166 buildings! Sep 14, 21:16 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 12671 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:16 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 166 buildings! Sep 14, 21:16 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 12844 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:06 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 8569 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:06 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 8710 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:06 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 8854 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:06 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 9001 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:06 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives stole $591,462 and destroyed $0 worth of cash! Sep 14, 21:03 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 136 buildings! Sep 14, 21:03 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 8652 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:03 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 137 buildings! Sep 14, 21:03 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 8763 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:03 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 8909 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:02 Smack Daddy (#32): You lost 1104 jets when a local airbase blew up! Sep 14, 21:02 Smack Daddy (#32): You lost 1150 jets when a local airbase blew up! Sep 14, 21:02 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your airbases! You killed 8993 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:02 Smack Daddy (#32): You lost 1198 jets when a local airbase blew up! Sep 14, 21:02 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your airbases! You killed 9112 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:01 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 138 buildings! Sep 14, 21:01 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 138 buildings! Sep 14, 21:01 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your structures! You killed 8943 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:01 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 138 buildings! Sep 14, 21:01 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 9106 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:01 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to bomb your banks! You killed 9282 enemy spies. Sep 14, 21:01 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives poisoned our water supplies! Only our scientists can save us now! Sep 14, 21:01 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives poisoned our water supplies! Only our scientists can save us now! Sep 14, 21:01 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives poisoned our water supplies! Only our scientists can save us now! Sep 14, 21:01 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives poisoned our water supplies! Only our scientists can save us now! Sep 14, 20:59 A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 14, 20:59 A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 14, 20:59 A chemical missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 14, 20:59 A nuclear missile from Smack Daddy (#32) was launched at your lands, destroying:
Sep 14, 20:59 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 1 of our missiles! Sep 14, 20:59 Smack Daddy (#32): Enemy operatives destroyed 1 of our missiles! Sep 14, 1:17 Bob (#3) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 8979 enemy spies. Sep 13, 14:10 Smack Daddy (#32) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 5967 enemy spies. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||