"I'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR 17 YEARS!!!!"

I *haven't* played for longer than that...

Message from Whatsitcalled (#10) sent on Aug 19, 0:02
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so there is an option to self delete, i would take in under consideration. you dont double retal someone who hit you once...

LOOOOL... you seem.... confused

Hahahahah. Knowing it was you just makes this whole thing even funnier.

I wondered who would be #1 stupid enough to grab a jet heavy casher with ~200 turns on hand and 113% milstrat, who's news indicated a very clear precedent of retalling for more...

2018-08-18 08:57:46 PS Whatsitcalled (#10) Stone Cold Steve Austin (#4) 761A (1495A)

only to get *surprise* retalled for more:

2018-08-18 09:08:05 PS Stone Cold Steve Austin (#4) Whatsitcalled (#10) 1316A (1837A)

It should have been obvious to me that there is only one person in this game stupid enough to RoR capable players:

2018-08-18 09:41:13 PS Whatsitcalled (#10) Stone Cold Steve Austin (#4) 1105A (1792A)
2018-08-18 09:40:54 PS Whatsitcalled (#10) Stone Cold Steve Austin (#4) 1228A (1997A)

and the consequences... well we know what happens when a GDI player, has their handcuffs removed :)

I don't like how OP GDI is to be honest, but having been suicided for zarro reasons in prior sets, its a necessary evil.

The fact you don't know how it works? That's hilarious.

Karma be a fluff huh?

Good im glad im not the only one ;)

can you explain? I was getting $0 stole and $50m destroyed. (Team)

Whereas on express I get $Xm stole, and $0 destroyed.

Why is it different?

what is the actual point of this server?

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Enemy operatives destroyed 1 of our missiles!

4.7 hours ago
checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5749 enemy spies.

4.7 hours ago
checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5749 enemy spies.

4.7 hours ago
checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5749 enemy spies.

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Enemy operatives destroyed 1 of our missiles!

4.7 hours ago
checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5749 enemy spies.

4.7 hours ago
Enemy operatives destroyed 1 of our missiles!

4.7 hours ago
checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5749 enemy spies.

4.7 hours ago
checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5749 enemy spies.

4.7 hours ago
checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5749 enemy spies.

4.7 hours ago
checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5749 enemy spies.

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checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5749 enemy spies.

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Enemy operatives destroyed 1 of our missiles!

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Enemy operatives destroyed 2 of our missiles!

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checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 5749 enemy spies.

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Enemy operatives destroyed 1 of our missiles!

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Enemy operatives destroyed 3 of our missiles!

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Enemy operatives destroyed 3 of our missiles!

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checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5403 enemy spies.

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checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5403 enemy spies.

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checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to sabotage missiles in your country! You killed 5403 enemy spies.

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checkoutmypecs (#20) attempted to spy on your country! You killed 5403 enemy spies.

Message from KSFforever (#40) sent on Aug 17, 3:27
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Our leader has already stated we are finished with you for the rest of the set. So no more hits coming from our tag at least.

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2018-08-18 13:02:35 NM Critical Kush (#13) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 268A
2018-08-18 13:02:34 NM Critical Kush (#13) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 282A
2018-08-18 01:28:31 SS checkoutmypecs (#20) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 12A (12A)
2018-08-18 01:28:20 SS checkoutmypecs (#20) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 14A (14A)
2018-08-18 01:28:07 SS checkoutmypecs (#20) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 17A (17A)
2018-08-18 01:27:25 SS checkoutmypecs (#20) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 22A (23A)
2018-08-18 01:07:03 SS Bic Lighter (#29) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 23A (24A)
2018-08-18 00:27:45 PS Bic Lighter (#29) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 45A (47A)
2018-08-18 00:27:39 PS Bic Lighter (#29) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 58A (61A)
2018-08-18 00:27:10 PS Bic Lighter (#29) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 74A (78A)
2018-08-18 00:26:11 PS Bic Lighter (#29) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 94A (102A)
2018-08-18 00:19:10 PS checkoutmypecs (#20) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 133A (169A)
2018-08-18 00:19:02 PS checkoutmypecs (#20) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 160A (218A)
2018-08-18 00:18:48 PS checkoutmypecs (#20) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 186A (267A)
2018-08-18 00:18:38 PS checkoutmypecs (#20) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 184A (302A)
2018-08-11 06:20:14 SS Bic Lighter (#29) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 11A (11A)
2018-08-11 02:15:24 SS Sativdica (#63) ZigZag DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 12A (12A)
2018-08-11 02:15:20 SS Sativdica (#63) ZigZag DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 17A (17A)
2018-08-11 02:15:12 SS Sativdica (#63) ZigZag DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 22A (22A)
2018-08-11 01:35:59 SS Sativdica (#63) ZigZag DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 26A (27A)
2018-08-11 01:35:34 SS Sativdica (#63) ZigZag DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 54A (56A)
2018-08-11 01:35:28 SS Sativdica (#63) ZigZag DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 83A (86A)
2018-08-10 23:01:21 SS ECMAScript x (#8) ZagZig DeathFromAbove (#65) FRetal 76A (81A)

lol. let him gal! his in game performance speaks for itself hahah.

his forum antics just make it all the funnier!

Oh I freely admit that I made the mistake of thinking it would net me some cash. Sorry about that KoH.

I'm not stupid enough to do it a second time though that would be silly :)

horrible is too kind...

2018-08-16 19:39:22 PS Fake News Really (#6) Stone Cold Steve Austin (#4) 748A (899A)
2018-08-17 07:35:10 PS Stone Cold Steve Austin (#4) Fake News Really (#6) 979A (1410A)

which wise guy broke that normally excellent op on this awful server?

just for you ;)

59 DeathFromAbove (#65) 4001 $608,345 T FRetal

I've also been told by ZZ that I won't be hit for rest of reset. Now isn't that something!

If only our glorious leader could have negotiated that in the first place, instead of escalating RoR to the point where they were *obliged* to hit us... I know I would have killed your stupid ass for doing that.

I see you are back out from hiding Aly... so now what eh?

Dude I don't know, who KoH is, but I do know you are getting retalled ;)

Don't hit him yet I need to retal!

OMG thats so fattist. I am offend.

Next set

(also: agree on 100% tyranny, all reset)

Next Set? Count me in. I have just the country name ready for it :D

WRT "what constitutes a casher?" I think we all know what a casher looks like!? (well most of us...)

If it don't look like a casher, then you are doing it wrong ;)

Love these challenges. Good shout Player Z.

Confirmed!

Maybe if notebert tried they could? looks like s/he gets about a bit... :)

Hahah. “10th in express” lololol....

..... and I n a reset where NW of 1st place ends 051005. Hahahahah. Oh boy. You can’t make this up.

I'm always playing #9 ;p

Special mention to Elephant (#98) and Captain Curmudgeonly (#4) for t10 finishes with 0CS!

There were 119 countries in the Express server.

Rank Country Land Networth Special
1 BYOB (#67) 6915 $36,323,701 HG
2 ashe (#90) Game profile 23,198 $34,380,084 CG
3 Rock Lobster (#87) 18,243 $32,840,250 RG
4 5 Minute AB Workout (#91) Game profile 12,997 $32,740,465 H
5 (#76) 16,830 $27,202,923 MG
6 NubCrusher (#5) Game profile 17,275 $22,365,265 HG
7 Elephant (#98) 14,965 $20,412,574 HG
8 Hard in Paint (#2) Game profile 12,046 $19,782,323 H
9 STiNKy ChEEsE LaND (#22) 17,726 $19,730,147 R
10 Captain Curmudgeonly (#4) 13,144 $18,983,218 H

11 Black and Orange for Life (#3) Game profile 12,069 $17,490,378 HG
12 hand me a Beer Ashe (#48) 10,295 $14,568,980 H
13 Ceiling Cat (#99) 14,626 $14,273,058 RG
14 Wasting time again (#106) 28,322 $14,063,454 T
15 Little Blue Bug (#96) Game profile 13,973 $13,426,415 D
16 Stargazer (#94) Game profile 18,481 $12,867,227 H
17 LandSharkodile (#19) 6802 $12,298,152 HG
18 Undercover Cop (#36) Game profile 16,751 $11,776,999 RG
19 BaDonkaDonks (#24) Game profile 17,074 $11,187,495 HG
20 Mysterious Cities of Gold (#101) Game profile 21,032 $10,799,666 H

21 Famine (#73) 19,099 $10,158,366 H
22 Odins Ravens (#11) Game profile 3263 $9,750,482 HG
23 Dirty Diana (#108) Game profile 14,962 $9,594,297 C
24 Saints out of Belep (#46) Game profile 14,391 $9,498,505 D
25 Nelena (#33) Game profile 15,104 $9,403,744 R

Hadn't paid much attention to top this reset as I was a bit distracted. Nice to see 3 countries over 30mil. Well played all. Congrats to BYOB.

So I think these are final standings
rank country # land networth special nw/land
7 Elephant 98 14,965 acres $20,412,574 HG 1364
10 Captain Curmudgeonly 4 13,144 acres $18,983,218 H 1444
22 Odins Ravens 11 3,263 acres $9,750,482 HG 2988
28 0cs ZERO ZERO 43 6,400 acres $9,083,743 DG 1419
56 Dont bother me I have 0 CS 9 1,757 acres $4,650,039 DG 2647
57 Sky Low Low 6 4,420 acres $4,491,521 H 1016
60 Feast or Famine 17 8,086 acres $4,190,676 T 518
96 0cs or bust 71 2,601 acres $1,547,236 H 595
99 0cs 0cucks 0fks 7 3,262 acres $1,255,626 I 385 (Dead)


If I missed u let me know ill edit post, well played all, an interesting challenge.

Wait, are you bragging about beating up on countries with 0CS !?

lol

A lot has been learned in this inaugural reset!

Looking forward to having another bite at this one in the future. A nice little puzzle.

Intriguing the different approaches. I was just going to grab like crazy and keep ghosts. Clearly that isn't going to work.

1. ghost returns are abysmal out of gate (linked to units sent, d'oh)
2. you end up too fat and cant drop land.

So I can see I'm going to have to rethink!

I'm so upset I might have to build a CS

That was going to be my first too *sobs*

Bah Dirty Diana CP'd my kill.

Confirmed

2018-08-09 10:34:19 SS ThePromisedLand (#32) Sky Low Low (#6) 137A (163A)
2018-08-09 10:31:06 SS ThePromisedLand (#32) Sky Low Low (#6) 165A (203A)
2018-08-09 10:27:46 SS ThePromisedLand (#32) Sky Low Low (#6) 200A (257A)
2018-08-09 10:23:00 SS ThePromisedLand (#32) Sky Low Low (#6) 242A (321A)
2018-08-09 10:17:08 SS ThePromisedLand (#32) Sky Low Low (#6) 257A (351A)
2018-08-09 10:13:50 SS ThePromisedLand (#32) Sky Low Low (#6) 313A (409A)
2018-08-09 08:30:56 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Mister Doe (#81) DH
2018-08-09 08:29:13 SS ThePromisedLand (#32) Sky Low Low (#6) 406A (503A)
2018-08-09 08:28:47 PS Sky Low Low (#6) Nelena (#33) 198A (223A)
2018-08-09 08:28:44 PS Sky Low Low (#6) Nelena (#33) 266A (301A)
2018-08-09 08:28:39 PS Sky Low Low (#6) Nelena (#33) 387A (436A)
2018-08-09 08:23:20 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Viscountess Mini Hamster (#52) 70A (78A)
2018-08-09 08:23:18 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Viscountess Mini Hamster (#52) 87A (101A)
2018-08-09 08:23:15 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Viscountess Mini Hamster (#52) 106A (126A)
2018-08-09 08:23:12 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Viscountess Mini Hamster (#52) 127A (156A)
2018-08-09 08:22:12 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Syr (#20) 67A (88A)
2018-08-09 08:22:09 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Syr (#20) 78A (108A)
2018-08-09 08:22:05 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Syr (#20) 91A (132A)
2018-08-09 08:22:02 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Syr (#20) 99A (146A)
2018-08-09 08:21:59 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Syr (#20) 103A (150A)
2018-08-09 08:17:24 PS Sky Low Low (#6) Mysterious Bunny (#53) 117A (118A)
2018-08-09 08:15:16 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Daemons from Palid (#47) 81A (89A)
2018-08-09 08:15:14 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Daemons from Palid (#47) 103A (117A)
2018-08-09 08:15:11 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Daemons from Palid (#47) 131A (151A)
2018-08-09 08:15:06 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Daemons from Palid (#47) 170A (198A)
2018-08-09 08:14:29 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Amarizi Santhil Mylo (#72) 88A (94A)
2018-08-09 08:14:26 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Amarizi Santhil Mylo (#72) 118A (129A)
2018-08-09 08:14:24 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Amarizi Santhil Mylo (#72) 159A (175A)
2018-08-09 08:14:20 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Amarizi Santhil Mylo (#72) 223A (245A)
2018-08-09 08:14:17 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Amarizi Santhil Mylo (#72) 337A (362A)
2018-08-09 08:13:51 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Brutal Gravel (#58) 68A (81A)
2018-08-09 08:13:49 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Brutal Gravel (#58) 84A (102A)
2018-08-09 08:13:46 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Brutal Gravel (#58) 105A (129A)
2018-08-09 08:13:27 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Kildarzilz (#37) 70A (81A)
2018-08-09 08:13:25 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Kildarzilz (#37) 87A (102A)
2018-08-09 08:13:22 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Kildarzilz (#37) 109A (130A)
2018-08-09 08:13:20 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Kildarzilz (#37) 137A (167A)
2018-08-09 08:13:16 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Kildarzilz (#37) 162A (193A)
2018-08-09 08:12:42 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Gryni (#42) 68A (81A)
2018-08-09 08:12:39 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Gryni (#42) 84A (102A)
2018-08-09 08:12:36 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Gryni (#42) 105A (129A)
2018-08-09 08:12:34 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Gryni (#42) 122A (149A)
2018-08-09 08:12:31 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Gryni (#42) 139A (166A)
2018-08-09 08:12:23 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Insane Tumbler (#77) 72A (83A)
2018-08-09 08:12:18 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Insane Tumbler (#77) 90A (106A)
2018-08-09 08:12:15 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Insane Tumbler (#77) 117A (139A)
2018-08-09 08:12:12 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Insane Tumbler (#77) 146A (172A)
2018-08-09 08:12:08 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Insane Tumbler (#77) 180A (205A)
2018-08-08 22:13:58 PS Sky Low Low (#6) The Children of Hecton (#23) 72A (79A)
2018-08-08 22:13:55 PS Sky Low Low (#6) The Children of Hecton (#23) 92A (106A)
2018-08-08 22:13:52 PS Sky Low Low (#6) The Children of Hecton (#23) 120A (140A)
2018-08-08 22:13:49 PS Sky Low Low (#6) The Children of Hecton (#23) 168A (195A)
2018-08-08 22:13:43 PS Sky Low Low (#6) The Children of Hecton (#23) 254A (287A)
2018-08-08 22:12:48 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Connell Survivors (#88) 51A (54A)
2018-08-08 22:12:46 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Connell Survivors (#88) 70A (74A)
2018-08-08 22:12:42 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Connell Survivors (#88) 96A (106A)
2018-08-08 22:12:39 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Connell Survivors (#88) 138A (150A)
2018-08-08 22:12:36 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Connell Survivors (#88) 212A (222A)
2018-08-08 22:12:32 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Connell Survivors (#88) 290A (294A)
2018-08-08 22:11:53 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Viscountess Mini Hamster (#52) 39A (53A)
2018-08-08 22:10:24 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Saints out of Belep (#46) 32A (39A)
2018-08-08 22:10:20 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Saints out of Belep (#46) 39A (48A)
2018-08-08 22:10:16 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Saints out of Belep (#46) 48A (61A)
2018-08-08 22:10:13 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Saints out of Belep (#46) 59A (76A)
2018-08-08 22:10:11 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Saints out of Belep (#46) 65A (82A)
2018-08-08 22:10:04 SS Sky Low Low (#6) Saints out of Belep (#46) 73A (90A)
2018-08-08 19:09:12 PS Sky Low Low (#6) The Children of Hecton (#23) 182A (185A)
2018-08-08 19:08:57 PS Sky Low Low (#6) Nelena (#33) 149A (152A)
2018-08-08 19:08:24 PS Sky Low Low (#6) The Children of Hecton (#23) 143A (146A)
2018-08-08 19:07:36 PS Sky Low Low (#6) Nelena (#33) 126A (131A)

Congrats indeed. Came out of nowhere, well played sir. Well. Played.

rofl

0CS folk be keeping most the buildings they grab and I bet they still run a cleaner country than Ratski ;p

Whatever happened to round #452?

I am ready:

Sky Low Low (#6)

yellow

i'll do 0CS

Confirmed

Sounds like a plan ;)

Damn straight wicked. There is no hard and fast rule. There is no one size fits all. That's the game! :D

Another action packed reset :D

Express is definitely *the* place to play RN. imho.

Its got game, finally ;)

I'm as stupid as the next guy playing, but 100's antics were pretty special for what appeared to be a country trying to net gain. lol

Country Prefs > Public Market Purchases
(*) Buy cheapest goods
( ) Always purchase from the public market regardless of price

Special mention for worst suicide ever:

2018-07-21 15:56:52 AB Over the Rainbow (#12) Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) DH
2018-07-21 15:56:15 AB Over the Rainbow (#12) Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) DH
2018-07-21 15:54:44 NM Over the Rainbow (#12) Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) 327A
2018-07-21 15:54:37 CM Over the Rainbow (#12) Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) DH
2018-07-21 15:54:24 SS Over the Rainbow (#12) Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) DH
2018-07-21 15:54:13 SS Over the Rainbow (#12) Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) DH
2018-07-21 15:52:33 EM Over the Rainbow (#12) Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) DH

seemingly in response to possibly worst example of grabbing a human ever:

2018-07-21 11:09:33 PS Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) Over the Rainbow (#12) 691A (1139A)
2018-07-21 00:29:36 SS Over the Rainbow (#12) Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) DH
2018-07-19 08:11:48 PS Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) Over the Rainbow (#12) 536A (763A)
2018-07-18 22:59:54 PS Over the Rainbow (#12) Ravishing Rick Rude (#3) 112A (194A)

lolol