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JIM_DANGER

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Jun 2nd 2014, 15:58:24

PER THE REVISION TO DANGER FA POLICY 7.62 (51) N, Dated 27 July, 2003 - ALL FRIENDLY INTERCLAN DISPUTES NOT MEETING THE THRESHOLD FOR TRIAL BY EXPLOSION SHALL BE DECIDED VIA A ROUND ROBIN ROCHAMBEAU TOURNAMENT. A DANCE OFF SHALL ONLY BE PERFORMED IN THE EVENT OF A TIE FOLLOWING THE COMPLETION OF EXTRA INNINGS AND STOPPAGE TIME. IF, FOLLOWING THE RESULTS OF THE ROCHAMBEAU CONTEST, EITHER SIDE IS UNABLE TO PERFORM IN A DANCE OFF, THE TIE MAY BE BROKEN EITHER BY THUMB-WRESTLING OR BINDING THIRD PARTY ARBITRATION IN LOVING COUNTY TEXAS.

JIM_DANGER
POINTLESSLY VERBOSE, TOO SEXY FOR HIS HAT

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May 30th 2014, 16:50:09

VAMOS, VAMOS ARGENTINA!
NO TE DEJA DE ALENTA!

POOR USA, DRAWING GERMANY AND PORTUGAL IN THE FIRST GROUP IS PRETTY SUCKISH.

JIM_DANGER
CASUAL QUADRENNIAL SOCCER FAN
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|!

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May 30th 2014, 16:41:21

I'M NOT SURE THAT EVEN THE INFINITE MONKEYS COULD HAVE CONCOCTED THE BOOK OF MORMON. ANY RELIGION THAT IS OPPOSED TO GRATUITOUS CLEAVAGE IS NO RELIGION FOR ME.

YAR!
JIM_DANGER
FALLEN THEOLOGIAN, THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|!

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May 27th 2014, 3:06:46

HA!

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MARS MAN! I WAVE MY PRIVATE PARTS AT YOU! THE INFINITE MONKEYS WROTE YOUR BIOGRAPHY IN ONLY 7 MINUTES MARTIAN. I HAVE EXPLOSION WITH YOUR NAME ON IT JULIAN-MARTIAN-EE-WIKI-DIAPER-LEAKER.

JIM_DANGER
SOUL SURVIVOR

HA AGAIN!

(IF YOU THINK I MISSPELLED IT, YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW ME SPACE BOY)

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May 18th 2014, 17:56:12

Originally posted by SAM_DANGER:

HA! NOPE!

I WONDER IF I WILL HAVE HUNDREDS OF TEST MESSAGES IN MY INBOX ONCE THIS MYSTERY IS FINALLY SOLVED!

WE DONT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM THAT THE REASON HE NEVER RECEIVES NO MESSAGES IS BECAUSE IN ORDER FOR THERE TO BE A RECEIVED MESSAGE THERE HAS TO BE A . . . SENDER.

SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS SAM, BUT FOR SOME REASON I CAN NEVER GET YOU VIA PM.

HA!

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May 16th 2014, 21:07:41

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by shamok:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

I have about 15k acres on my MBR, I can easily grab anyone around me some over 45k acres on same NW, that doesn't mean I should rape anyone, game ethics shamok.

So you are saying that its OK to "bottomfeed" or farm those smaller countries who are trying to grow and not permitted to hit those greedy countries with a huge land with no defense because he is "topfeeding"? That is what you called ETHICS? That is so pathetic. Thats not ethics rather its POLITICS with the BS rules. Being hit is part of the game and you have to live with it and move on. Everyone has the right to grow not only those greedy countries claiming all those land that doesnt know how to defend it

O O

I said all that?!?, wow and I didn't even use the letters of power!

HA!

PLEASE BE PATIENT WHILE I REVIEW A REPLAY AND DETERMINE IF YOU SHOULD BE PENALIZED FOR MAKING AN UNAUTHORIZED REFERENCE TO THE WORDS OF POWER.

JIM_DANGER
REPLACEMENT LINE JUDGE

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May 15th 2014, 15:36:46

I BLAME THE MONKEYS, AND MATH, AND A SMALL HOLE IN MY TIN FOIL HAT.

YAR!

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May 9th 2014, 21:49:12

THERE SEEMS TO BE AN EPIDEMIC OF EXPLOSION WORTHY BEHAVIOR AROUND HERE LATELY. PERHAPS THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED IN THE FAVOR OF THE MONKEYS, PERHAPS THE GODS HAVE JUST LOOKED FAVORABLY UPON US, OR PERHAPS THE VIOLENT PACIFISM JIHAD HAD FINALLY TAKEN ROOT.

EITHER WAY - ZERO HAS BEEN DIVIDED AND THE MONKEYS ARE HAPPY - SO I AM HAPPY.

JIM_DANGER
REUSABLE MISSILE REFUELING TECHNICIAN AND IMAGINARY MATHEMATICIAN
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

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May 8th 2014, 13:40:05

Originally posted by hsifreta:

"once were done with them noone will mess with us"

HA!

HAS ANYONE EVERY REALLY BEEN 'DONE' WITH IMAG? THEY ARE LIKE GUM ON YOUR SHOE, ONCE YOU STEP IN A BIG PILE OF IMAG YOU END UP WITH THEM SMEARED ALL OVER YOUR CARPET FOREVER.

EXPLOSIONS = WIN

MY NAME IS JIM_DANGER AND I ENDORSE THESE SHENANIGANS.

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May 7th 2014, 17:16:15

TRUST ME WHEN I SAY, ITS BETTER THIS WAY. NOT BEING REJECTED BY THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HAS CAUSED ME NOTHING BUT HEARTACHE, FEVER, HEADACHE, GENERAL WEAKNESS, INSOMNIA, ANXIETY, CONFUSION, SLIGHT OR PARTIAL PARALYSIS, EXCITATION, HALLUCINATIONS, AGITATION, HYPERSALIVATION, DIFFICULTY SWALLOWING, AND HYDROPHOBIA.

CONGRATULATIONS ON JOINING THE RANKS OF THE REJECTED! YOU SHOULD BE RECEIVING YOUR CERTIFICATE AS SOON AS WE CATCH ONE OF THE PIGEONS.

JIM_DANGER
PIGEON WRANGLER
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

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May 6th 2014, 1:43:14

I SPELLED EXPLOSIONS INCORRECTLY, THAT MAKES ME SAD.

JIM_DANGER

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May 6th 2014, 1:41:57

I SEE EXPLOSIANS. I AM HAPPY.

THAT IS ALL!

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May 2nd 2014, 11:58:18

THERE IS NO CATEGORY THAT FULLY ENCOMPASSES WHAT IT MEANS TO FOLLOW THE PATH OF VIOLENT PACIFISM. THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS ELECTED TO REFRAIN FROM BEING CATEGORIZED. NOBODY PUTS DANGER IN A CORNER.

JIM_DANGER
DIRTY DANCER

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Apr 29th 2014, 21:27:58

WHAT IS THIS PATRON BOARD YOU SPEAK OF? ISN'T THAT A TYPE OF TEQUILA?? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED??

JIM_DANGER
FAITH IN HUMANITY - SHAKEN

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Apr 25th 2014, 19:52:48

I REMEMEBER THAT KEMO, LOL!

I GOT PANGED LAST SET ON A RETAL, NOT FUN!

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Apr 24th 2014, 17:57:24

Originally posted by hsifreta:

iratherbrokenspacebartobrokencaplock...wasssssappp

WHAT IS THIS 'CAPLOCK' YOU SPEAK OF? IS IT SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FIRING SYSTEM? IF SO, THEN WE WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE WITH YOU!

JIM_DANGER
OFFICIAL PRIMATIVE GUNSMITH AND OLYMPIC PINKY FLEXER
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|!

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Apr 24th 2014, 14:13:10

WOW THANKS FOR THE SCIENCE LESSON JOE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8SooMQBFVE

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Apr 24th 2014, 13:31:36

Originally posted by BILL_DANGER:

Originally posted by Colonel Chaos:

I HaVe YoU dOwN aS wIlL rEtAl As YoU hAvE bEeN eXcElLeNt aT rEtAlLiNg In ThE pAsT. iF aNyOnE bReEcHeS pRoToCoL bY DoUbLe TaPpInG oR oThEr ShEnAnIgAnS pLeAsE iNfOrM mE iMmEdIaTeLy. I rEsPeCt YoUr PlAyInG aBiLiTy AnD wIlL wOrK tO rEsOlVe AnY iSsUeS.

My CoNtAcTs ArE iN mY SiG.

(I tRiEd To PoSt In A mIdDlE gRoUnd MaKiNg UsE oF bOtH sTyLeS oF fOnT uSaGe. ThIs ToOk FoR fluffInG eVeR, sO i HoPe YoU aPpRiCiAtE iT! i ThInK i BrOkE mY sHiFt KeY... oR mY pInKy, NoT sUrE wHiCh...)

HA! I AM QUOTING THIS WHOLE THING TO ADD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I MARVEL AT THE RAW EXPLOSIVITY! WELL PLAYED SIR, WELL PLAYED!

BILL
MY EEEYYYYEEES!
THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER!

I THOUGHT IT WAS A RANSOM NOTE. I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE HOSTAGE NEGOTIATIONS DETERIORATING INTO A SMOKE FILLED FREE FOR ALL. A SHAME, I WAS ALREADY GETTING KINDA OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROMEY FOR COLONEL CHAOS.

YAR!

JIM_DANGER
CHIEF HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR AND SNIPER SCHOOL WASH-OUT
ThE mIgHtY ClAn DaNgEr!

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Apr 23rd 2014, 20:12:18

TWO BREACHES OF OUR VIOLENT PACIFISM POLICY IN ONE SET? WE EAGERLY ANTICIPATE A PROFUSION OF EXPLOSIONY GOODNESS!

HA!

JIM_DANGER
DANGER HEAD OF BASELESS ACCUSATIONS AND BLUSTERING THREATS!

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Apr 17th 2014, 15:36:35

I THINK THAT WITH ALL THE TALK OF EXPLOSIONS, PERHAPS IT IS TOO LATE FOR US BILL. WE PROBABLY TRIGGERED AN NSA SURVEILLANCE FLAG LONG AGO.

JIM_DANGER
MITIGATOR OF TERRORISTIC THREATS
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

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Apr 14th 2014, 19:32:09

WAIT UNTIL NEXT SEASON WHEN THE SEANCHAN INVADE WESTEROS AND SLAP A LEASH ON MELISANDRE!

HA!

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Apr 11th 2014, 2:18:02

I WORKED MANY MINIMUM WAGE JOBS IN ORDER TO PUT MYSELF THROUGH SCHOOL SO I COULD GET A BETTER JOB AND NEVER HAVE TO WORK ANOTHER MINIMUM WAGE JOB AGAIN. I NEVER SAT AROUND WISHING SOMEONE WOULD RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE SO I COULD KEEP MOPPING FLOORS AS A CAREER. I DID NOT NEED THE DEPARTMENT OF LABOR TO SAVE ME, I TOOK MATTERS IN HAND AND SAVED MYSELF.

RATHER THAN PAYING AN EXTRA 1.4% IN TAXES SO WE CAN RAISE MINIMUM WAGES, I'D GLADLY PAY AN EXTRA 1.4% IN TAXES TO LOWER TUITION AND GET MORE KIDS A BETTER EDUCATION SO THEY CAN RAISE THEIR OWN MINIMUM WAGE.

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! APPARENTLY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THE LIBERTARIAN THEME THIS SET.

YAR!

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Mar 28th 2014, 14:24:50

Originally posted by galleri:

I WIN NOW fluffES!!! CLEARLY. Close the thread martian!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAISUDbjXj0
(my caps were approved by someone at THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER! )

CONFIRMED, GALLERI WAS ISSUED A LIMITED USE PERMIT FOR THE WORDS OF POWER IN ANY THREAD RELATED TO QUASI-MUSICAL TOPICS

CARRY ON

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Mar 19th 2014, 21:47:09

RETIRED IS A VERY WEAK TERM FOR THE MAGNIFICENT WAY THAT CARLOS WENT OUT. IMAGINE A VIKING FUNERAL WITH FIREWORKS. NOW IMAGINE A VIKING FUNERAL WHERE THE GUEST OF HONOR IS STRADDLING THE BOW OF THE BOAT PLAYING JIMI HENDRIX STAR SPANGLED BANNER SOLO ON A FLAMING STRATOCASTER. NOW IMAGINE A VIKING FUNERAL WITH FIREWORKS AND FLAMING GUITARS WHERE THE VIKING LIVES.

RETIRED, PFFFT.

JIM_DANGER
DANGER HEAD OF RETIREMENT PARTIES

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/.../s1600/viking-funeral.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0WG-ZUUOsg

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Mar 19th 2014, 21:00:09

IT ALL JUST A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE. THE LOWER WE ARE RATED THE CLOSER TO THE BASE OF THE PILE WE CAN SET THE CHARGES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDAaevTq51I

HA!

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Mar 5th 2014, 15:48:37

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2Hs51QDszc

WHAT DANGER BOOTS LEARN IN TRAINING CAMP.

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Feb 26th 2014, 3:08:30

SEEMS LIKE A LEGITIMATE USE OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS. ON BEHALF OF THE COMMITTEE OF ONE I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE LEGISLATION MANDATING THE USE OF EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL POST-MORTUM DISPOSAL.

GOLDFISH CROAKS? - BOOM!
PET DOG ROVER DIES? - BOOM!
GRANNY KICKS THE BUCKET? - BOOM!

JIM DANGER, APPRENTICE MORTICIAN
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

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Feb 17th 2014, 15:03:43

I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_cpV00c4IE

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Feb 17th 2014, 14:58:53

MY FIRST GUESS WOULD BE SOME HIDEOUS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE, BUT OBVIOUSLY THAT IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY TO OCCUR WITH SAM. AS SUCH, I AM SUBMITTING ALIEN LARVAL INFESTATION AS OUR TEAM GUESS ANSWER.

YAR!

JIM_DANGER
HUMAN PETRI DISH,
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

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Feb 5th 2014, 22:32:01

MAKI WACKING FTW!!!

I KNEW HE HAD GREATNESS IN HIM.

JIM_DANGER

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Feb 4th 2014, 15:21:09

HE ONLY THOUGHT IT WAS PAOLO!

DREAM FULFILLED!

HA!

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Jan 28th 2014, 20:06:11

Originally posted by efirT:

have you not seen that which cannot be unseen?

SAM, CHUCK AND JOE WERE THE ORIGINAL LEMON PARTY. EVERY TIME THEY BREAK OPEN A BOTTLE OF RUM AT A COMMITTEE OF ONE PICNIC, WE ALL GET TO SEE THAT WHICH CANNOT BE UNSEEN ALL OVER AGAIN.

HUH

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Jan 28th 2014, 17:55:57

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_i5WRbkKZg

YAR!

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Jan 24th 2014, 2:07:51

ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE EITHER A REAL CAPTAIN OR A REAL BUNNY?

I HAVE NEEDS, WHAT CAN I SAY

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Jan 24th 2014, 1:54:51

Originally posted by bertz:

Originally posted by CandyMan:

Originally posted by tellarion:

Btw Candy, it's 'an' alliance, not 'a' :)

btw, I want an official response from DANGER.

They're on leave.

HA!

IF BY 'LEAVE' YOU MEAN STAGGERING DRUNKENLY FROM ONE DUTCH WHOREHOUSE TO ANOTHER, THEN YOU ARE SADLY INCORRECT. WE ARE ACTUALLY ALL STUCK IN SENSITIVITY TRAINING PER A RATHER UNFORTUNATE COURT ORDER.

CANDYMAN, AS THE OFFICIAL SPOKESMODEL FOR THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE COUNCIL OF ONE HAS REACHED A VERDICT AND HAS PROCLAIMED AN OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO YOUR GENEROUS OFFER.

OUR OFFICIAL RESPONSE IS . . . .

ORANGE. OR POSSIBLY SEVENTEEN. CHUCK WAS NOT REAL CLEAR WHEN HE CALLED, HE SAID CELLPHONE SIGNALS IN AMSTERDAM WERE NOTORIOUSLY UNRELIABLE. HE MAY HAVE JUST BUTT DIALED US WHILE ORDERING A ROUND OF DRINKS.

YAR!

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Jan 15th 2014, 22:49:29

CONFIRMED. WE ARE PATHETIC AND INSIGNIFICANT. YOU TWO ENJOY THE COUPLES RETREAT AND EXPLOSION SPA.

JIM_DANGER
TRAVEL AGENT TO THE STARS

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Jan 15th 2014, 14:10:22

I AGREE WITH FORD ON THIS ONE, THE CAPTCHA IS AN OUTDATED RELIC OF MEHULS FAILED ATTEMPT TO REIGN IN A PROBLEM THAT NO LONGER EXISTS.

Edited By: JIM_DANGER on Jan 15th 2014, 14:12:49. Reason: WORDS OF POWER FAIL
See Original Post

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Jan 14th 2014, 0:30:22

LAST NIGHT I CAME OOP AND USED MY FIRST TURNS TO BREAK A TPA ORIGINAL! BREAKING KILL TARGETS WITH TURN #16 - WHATS NOT TO LOVE!

YAR!

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Jan 13th 2014, 16:00:43

DANGER HAS NOW CLEARLY ACHIEVED AN OBVIOUS VICTORY. FALTERING FORCES OF INFIDELS CANNOT SIMPLY ENTER THE REALM OF DANGER AND LAY BESIEGE TO THEM! THEY ARE THE ONES WHO WILL FIND THEMSELVES UNDER SIEGE. DANGER FIGHTERS ARE GIVING THE HORDES OF TPA INFIDEL MERCENARIES THE TASTE OF INFINITE DEATH. WE HAVE DRAWN THEM INTO A QUAGMIRE AND THEY WILL NEVER ESCAPE IT.

BAGHDAD JIM,
MINISTER OF INFORMATION(sic)

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Jan 11th 2014, 18:36:29

WHILE I AM CERTAINLY CAPABLE OF TRAINING 77 VIRGINS IN THE ART OF SWEET PASSIONATE HORIZONTALITY, I PERSONALLY WOULD PREFER 77 TWENTY SOMETHING SINGLE MOMS WITH SOME EXPERIENCE ON THE POLL. LEARNING SHOULD BE A TWO WAY STREET AFTER ALL. VIVA LA MARTYRDOM!

MULLAH JIM_DANGER
DANGER HAREM HERDER.